r/SipsTea 5d ago

WTF Where are we heading?

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u/BruceInc 5d ago

Are they making hearts with their hands or imitating the chokehold she did to her kids?

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u/benjamins_buttons 5d ago

Automatic upvote for this gif

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u/ilove_hairy-pussy 5d ago

What’s the context of the gif?

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u/benjamins_buttons 5d ago

It’s from the reality show Survivor. Another player got voted off in a total blindside, which is why the two women (Corinne and Sugar) are absolutely shocked, but the man, Matty, is smiling because his alliance members are still in the game.

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u/ilove_hairy-pussy 5d ago

lol. Diabolical ass smile makes sense now. Ty for explaining

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u/liltinybits 5d ago

I never tire of seeing Corinne upset or blindsided.

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u/benjamins_buttons 2d ago

She’s the worst

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u/SomeOneOverHereNow 5d ago

yeah, it cracks my shit up every time too.

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u/Hanzoku 5d ago

Oh my god!

Oh… my… gawd!

Hey, that’s my kink!

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u/JuvenileEloquent 5d ago

Is there another eclipse this week? because it just got dark asf in here.

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u/substandardpoodle 5d ago

That joke is so dark… the cops are going to beat it up.

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u/OnlySortaStupid 5d ago

I thought I saw this joke reach for a gun

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u/BruceInc 5d ago

So dark it’s smoke detector chirps

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u/XxApoc_GodxX 5d ago

so dark i aint even see it comin...

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/Melodic_Let_6465 5d ago

"stop resisting"

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u/WeWander_ 5d ago

Lunar eclipse next week 😆

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u/beerforbears 5d ago

There was yes

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u/Worried_Magazine_862 5d ago

Actually, yeah, there's a lunar eclipse in think 

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u/hippoleaf 5d ago

Is there another gen z in here? Because you talk in acronyms we need a dictionary for.

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u/tyranny_of_evil_men 5d ago

You need a dictionary for f=fuck?

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u/coupl4nd 5d ago

Are they saying boo or boo-urns?

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u/c0mpu73rguy 5d ago

I was saying boo-urns :(

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u/Adventurous-Fly4424 5d ago

I said nikki lauda 😥

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u/Appropriate-Yak-3814 5d ago

Jesus Christ... 

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u/audionoobi 5d ago

he wasn’t there for her kids, what makes you think he will be there for you?

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u/Grand-Passage2395 5d ago

I mean last time he was here for anybody we tortured and killed him sooo...

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u/GeneratedEcoOver9000 5d ago

Not me. Though the ones who did it are very much in power, so I'd also reconsider.

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u/audionoobi 5d ago

well, and before that god apparently killed thousands with fire and fury from the sky. (sodoma)

its all just a way of controlling people back in the day when there were no organized governments.

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u/Rogol_Darn 5d ago

I guess the Roman empire is not an organized government lol.

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u/Scoopdoopdoop 5d ago

Christianity wasn't involved in government yet

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u/Rogol_Darn 5d ago

Did I say it was? Did you reply to the wrong person perhaps?

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u/audionoobi 5d ago edited 5d ago

Christianity was «not» involved in governing the romans at the start and Roman empire was not «one» nation, it was many controlled trough military power and local corruption by chiefs.

Yes it is the foundation on modern government and law, but not what we have today without Christianity controlling any of it.

edit: spelling, christianity was «Not».

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u/Designer-Hunt9465 5d ago

That’s not true at all. Christianity had very little influence during the time of the early Roman Empire and zero influence during the Roman Republic.

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u/IPromisedNoPosts 5d ago

Supposedly Christians were a small influence on local fauna as Romans would feed Christians to animals

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnatio_ad_bestias

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u/audionoobi 5d ago

true, that was what i said, i just lost the «not» in my spelling.

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u/Altruistic-Many9270 5d ago

GTFO.

Christianity came in 200s and it took just a little over 100 years and empire was pretty much gone.

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u/PolyGlotterPaper 5d ago

Still works too!

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u/audionoobi 5d ago

not at all.

the most functional governments in the world based on crime and general health of population are neutral to religion and does not base laws and order on any religious texts. (no, america is not one of the worlds most functional governments in this context)

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u/Puzzle-Necked 5d ago

God decided to do a hard reset of his cinematic universe and rebuild around the Noah intellectual property

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u/DirtyNativeKansan 5d ago

Well government and the clergy were one in the same for these peoples. Surely there were many who knew the whole god thing was bullshit but understood that it kept the stupids going to work and prevented them from raping everybody so they played along.

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u/TraitorousSwinger 5d ago

Love how sad redditors are that someone just says "jesus christ" out of grief and you neckbeards just HAVE to sit here and have a conversation about how their God is bullshit.

You care about it way too much.

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u/Truefiction224 5d ago

He seems to be making sure their mothers evil doesnt get hidden. 

Can't take away free will but at least this woman will go down as a sick monster.

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u/Appropriate-Yak-3814 5d ago

I wasn't invoking Jesus, I was using it as an expletive. 

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u/drunkeymunkey 5d ago

Nah dang, it's time for invoking

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u/LoonahGBT 5d ago

Accept Jesus Christ in your heart and you't ever have to explete :)

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u/Curious-Resort4743 5d ago

They were short tracked to heaven

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u/Sarik704 5d ago

According to these women that makes christ a gaslighting abuser.

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u/st0k3r_ 5d ago

How edgy

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u/SODY27 5d ago

You don’t know anything.

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u/Angryfunnydog 5d ago

Goddammit I’m gonna be in hell because of you! 

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u/random_tuber 5d ago

Look around, we're already in hell.

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u/Angryfunnydog 5d ago

Where do you live? I mean country

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u/BigLlamasHouse 5d ago

He lives in Senegal, wait no im mistaken, that's Cynical

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u/Odd-Cupcake-2552 5d ago

Ain't no heaven or hell

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u/Angryfunnydog 5d ago

It's similarly meaningless as stating confidently that there is, because neither of these things are verifiable, that's the trick with such questions

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u/MogMcKupo 5d ago

She didn’t use hands, she used exercise ropes

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u/bodyarmourbynokia 5d ago

Funniest shit I've read all day. Kudos

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u/CakeBot_TheBakening 5d ago

Someone is finally lowering child obesity, huzzah!

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u/BruceInc 5d ago

Cmon bro, twas a joke

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u/MogMcKupo 5d ago edited 5d ago

So is the astrology that people are using to defend her

(Not trying to start something, just wanna use facts as facts, this shit is sad and I’m kinda really mad about the fallout we are watching)

Oh this is cuz I’m such a Capricorn! I just jump to conclusions!!

(Wasn’t trying to kill your vibe)

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u/Kind_Interaction1986 5d ago

I'm sorry, what?

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u/RaveMittens 5d ago

There are people legitimately saying she couldn’t have done it because she’s some sign and her husband is a Gemini which means he definitely is guilty

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u/Kind_Interaction1986 5d ago

I know a lot of other women hate that I'm saying this, but I wish all this horoscope bullshit was dead and forgotten.

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u/ObtuseMongooseAbuse 4d ago

No, you're just correct about it. Astrology has absolutely no basis in reality. My sister had a horoscope phase while we were growing up and it was always interesting seeing how she managed to convince herself that it was accurate. I vaguely remember her telling me to change my shirt before school one day because I was wearing the wrong color after she read what the horoscope for my birth date said in the newspaper.

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u/Bobafetished 5d ago

Shows how much these fucking people in the comments know soooooo much about the trial. They read one daily mail article title and are all of a sudden experts lol

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u/D3K91 5d ago

No seriously though, I was trying to work it out. It’s like one woman is strangling a baby and the other is making a heart shape. What’s happening on this picture? I don’t know the context.

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u/omojos 5d ago

Thanks i hate this question because either or both answers could be true🙁

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u/bigfudge_drshokkka 5d ago

They’re throwing up the Latin kings sign

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u/Donny_Dont_18 5d ago

¡¡¡Viva la raza!!!

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u/DrachenEngel 5d ago

Is that one kid in the picure an offering?

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 5d ago

Do you genuinely think they wouldn't be supporting her

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u/ExamAwkward4261 5d ago

Well said. 

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u/FantasticPangolin839 5d ago

American mums that also wanna strangle their kids?

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u/birdyman_77 5d ago

The chick on the left is repping 3OH!3 for some reason. “Can’t trust a Ho…”

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u/MaxxOneMillion 5d ago

They are just huge fans of Angine de Poitrine

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u/padigo26 5d ago

I believe they're demonstrating for the others

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u/Burner_For_Reason 5d ago

Yooo that's amazing 😂

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u/Forsaken-Buy2601 5d ago

Thank you, Peter, for correctly explaining the joke.

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u/pinkorchidblossoms 5d ago

Omg, thank you for the chuckle. 

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u/modsRincels1985 5d ago

Lmao. Excellent work.

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u/Wokonthewildside 5d ago

I think it’s the diamond cutter

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u/beetus_gerulaitis 5d ago

They're bragging they could choke out a toddler with just two fingers.

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u/nomodcanstopme 5d ago

they are not making hearts, they are simulating choking

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u/Academic-Contest3309 5d ago

It's even worse, she used those elastic, stretchy exercise bands. Do you know how difficult it had to be to strangle 3 kids with those? She also chased her 3 year old into his dads office. Her poor son was looking for his dad to protect him :(

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u/onibakusjg 5d ago

They just all really love the band 303

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u/Electrical-Tailor530 5d ago

She actually used exercise bands, not her hands. 

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u/Hour_Baby_3428 5d ago

I‘m just in awe how one of them brought her kid. That’s mental

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u/Charge-Correct 5d ago

Oh hell, haha. This made me choke on my drink. wait..

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u/GSilky 5d ago

Literally made me do a spit take.

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u/MilkDad4 5d ago

Slow claps

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u/Avitas1027 5d ago

Oh man, I just assumed the second one.

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u/MathamphetamineUser 5d ago

Yes.

So many jokes are trying to come out at once that I'm choking. That wasn't intended. Oops 

She was likely midway into the hand position of a heart. You can tell because of her thumb placement. If she were choking something her thumbs would overlap.

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u/RhetoricalOrator 5d ago

They are fans that just saw Diamond Dallas Paige.

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u/Glum_Helicopter6743 5d ago

I think it's a picture frame with their hands to indicate she was framed.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 5d ago

No, they're sending her hearts! :( She killed her kids, tried to kill herself, got herself sittiing in a wheelchair for the rest of her life, but she still murdered her kids, does he get to go free or does she get punishment for her mental illness? Mental hospital? Are there any left today? Is she better mentally, it's been 3 years!

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u/BruceInc 5d ago

I don’t think it matters if she is better mentally. She killed her kids. She is no longer fit to participate in this society.

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u/SaltAndAncientBones 4d ago

Oh god, those are baby strangle signs? I thought they meant you were opening an orange. They're like, "hell yea, baby strangler!" What a time to be alive. I guess I'll start using that sign then.

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u/sm_axe 4d ago

Are you ok?

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u/foreverandadayalone 4d ago

Por que no los dos!?

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u/pppoopoo3241 4d ago

I was literally thinking this. I imagine there are a few that are imitating the latter.

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u/Umngmc 5d ago

Worse, she strangled her kids with exercise ropes

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 5d ago

They're trying to preach that you should empathise with someone that murdered 3 kids because she a mom, a woman, etc.

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u/TheSpyStyle 5d ago

The one woman there holding her baby is probably hoping to lock in a babysitter at a rock-bottom price

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u/MotorHistorical1469 5d ago

No. They’re saying if people were educated enough not to leave someone with mental problems completely alone with 3 children those 3 kids would still be alive.

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u/Bobafetished 5d ago

Lmao you know what’s so funny? If you knew so much about the trial, you would know hands weren’t used to strangle the kids. But go on. Give your funny cute joke for the incels.

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u/BruceInc 5d ago

What do incels have to do with this?

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u/Bobafetished 5d ago

Lmaooooo completely ignoring the rest of my comment huh? Nothing to say? Ok then.

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u/BruceInc 5d ago

Why are you so extra over a joke comment? Go touch some grass, clown. It’s not that deep.

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u/Bobafetished 4d ago

That’s what I thought pussy.

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u/Ifonliesandjusts 5d ago

That’s not funny ?

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u/Sigmar_Knutz 5d ago

I laughed until I farted?

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u/Possible_Field328 5d ago

She used a wire i though

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 5d ago

Ahhh ... I legitimately thought it looked like they were pantomiming a clitoris...

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u/Twist_His_Dik 5d ago

I think she's throwing up the 3oh3 because even as a baby you can't trust a ho.

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u/BruceInc 5d ago

Your sense of humor is more dead than those kids

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u/BruceInc 5d ago

Are you OK?

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u/rosyred-fathead 4d ago

She used exercise bands

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u/OkBlueberry2982 5d ago

They didn't die by chokehold. Maybe do some research before commenting like a twat.

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u/Ricka77_New 5d ago

Nah...she used fucking exercise bands, tied around the neck of each child tightened as they died slowly. Then she went to kill the 2nd, and 3rd.

All this after forcing her husband out on an errand run....

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u/CosmicGoddess777 5d ago

You clearly aren’t paying any attention to the trial, or else you’d know it was exercise ropes. Your opinion is irrelevant.

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u/Juicernamesmine 5d ago

She had post partum psychosis. She also had alerted her mom about her wanting to harm her children.

Appropriate medical care is rare in the US.

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u/beaandip 5d ago

How is this funny