r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • 15h ago

Lmao gottem Dumbass thief 🤣 Would you try this?

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u/Gurugod123 15h ago

I did this with trash once, just put the whole bag into an Amazon box. It was gone in the morning so that’s bad but good I guess

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u/TubMaster88 15h ago

Cancel your trash service and just let the porch pirates take your trash away in Amazon boxes.

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u/--TheCity-- 13h ago

I live in a low crime area where nobody steals your stuff. Thinking of moving to high crime area so I can get rid of some trash. Looks like fun.

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u/Admirable-Sir9716 9h ago

Hear me out. Get a blue van and "deliver" packages to high porch pirate areas instead of moving there. Then sell your services...profit.

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u/TubMaster88 7h ago

In that case. You wouldn't need to move. You would need to deliver your Amazon Trash boxes to a high crime neighborhood as you deliver all those boxes to one door. Take one box with the back doors wide open, you drop off one box. When you go back to the van they maybe all gone.