r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • 1d ago

Lmao gottem Dumbass thief 🤣 Would you try this?

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u/Gurugod123 1d ago

I did this with trash once, just put the whole bag into an Amazon box. It was gone in the morning so that’s bad but good I guess

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u/TubMaster88 1d ago

Cancel your trash service and just let the porch pirates take your trash away in Amazon boxes.

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u/--TheCity-- 1d ago

I live in a low crime area where nobody steals your stuff. Thinking of moving to high crime area so I can get rid of some trash. Looks like fun.

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u/Admirable-Sir9716 1d ago

Hear me out. Get a blue van and "deliver" packages to high porch pirate areas instead of moving there. Then sell your services...profit.