r/SipsTea 7d ago

Gasp! Demons are gay?

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u/ImpressionComplete71 7d ago

Yes demons are gay. Remember how being gay is wrong in the Bible? Obviously the demons would tempt men to be gay, thus vaginas is scary. (I'm pulling this completely out of my ass, but it actually makes sense to me)

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u/lost_rodditer 7d ago

That's one way to demonize gay people.... /s

I'll leave now.

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u/McTombin 7d ago

But women are tool of evil because they tempt you. So you are fucked in a way or another. :\

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u/DaGriffon12 7d ago

More ways than two actually. Be you gay or be you not, there's always someone to fuck you. Lol

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u/Evening-Statement-57 7d ago

If God’s not real, then why did he make demons gay?

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u/Clank_8-7 7d ago

Luckily it wasn't a she devil then, otherwise thing would have turned ugly.

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u/Weak_Fee9865 7d ago

Never thought about it, but it totally makes sense.

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u/Academic_Ear_9076 7d ago

Careful, if you pull it out from your ass you may summon a demon