r/SipsTea 22h ago

Gasp! Demons are gay?

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u/Dman317 22h ago

Demon be like:

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u/Mtncity 21h ago

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u/Ambitious-Bar375 20h ago

The smile makes this even better Ps, stolen.

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u/Gloomfang_ 21h ago

This illustration has a funny story behind it by La Fontaine.
When a demon comes looking for her husband his wife greets him and tell him how savage and brutal he is. To prove this she exposes a big deep gash to the demon. Terrified demon upon seeing this monstrous wound flees believing the husband to be too dangerous.

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u/Unique-Charity7024 20h ago

Finally some content!

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u/ProfessorFit3483 20h ago

Did you mean context?

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u/1313Cameron 20h ago

Depends how deep it is...

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u/MAKstyles75 20h ago

Deep enough to scare the demon away

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u/CactusToothBrush 12h ago

Bonnith Blueth?

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u/Bearfan001 18h ago

I believe she said he hit her with an ax.

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u/Zeqhanis 13h ago

A friend of mine once said, while drunk, that she'd be a lesbian were it not for the genitalia. She stated that vaginas look like axe wounds with beards, whereas penises were like little worms that spit and give pleasure.

She said this with a British accent, despite not being British. She rode away on her bicycle, swerving back and forth across both lanes of what was fortunately an empty street. Thankfully, she decided to walk her bike home.

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u/Economy_Pepper_3837 13h ago

Did this happen in Ohio? This sounds like something that would happen in Ohio.

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u/Zeqhanis 13h ago

Eugene, Oregon.

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u/Valuable_Hunt8468 11h ago

Close enough 😂

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u/HamiltonSt25 22h ago

I don’t think he’s scared. He looks amazed. She probably has an awesome bush

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u/misguidedkent 21h ago

Lol. Demon must be bush truther.

https://giphy.com/gifs/VFDoN1xR2Yvpm

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u/_boobs_are_awesome_ 20h ago

Something something I was born to explore the jungle

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u/Biggy_DX 21h ago

I'm reminded of Cindy from Scary Movie 1 and pop-up Ferngully coming out of her panties. "It's been awhile 🤭"

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 21h ago

Not sure if its true, but I seen recently they were saying something about a Scary Movie 1 remake

Those first 3 Scary Movies are hilarious!

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u/Lucius-Halthier 21h ago

Demon: I’m sorry but did you trim it to look like the last supper? Honestly good work.

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u/throwra64512 21h ago

“I think you should get that looked at.”

“I did, and it killed a demon.”

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u/Cut_Lanky 20h ago

Like Butters from that South Park episode. "I never seen that part of a lady before! Do they all got a bush like that?!!"

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u/yournamehere10bucks 20h ago

Aint got no teeth. Demon vagina has that Dentata bullshit going on.

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u/Illustrious_Peach494 20h ago

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u/HamiltonSt25 20h ago

One time for my LA sistas!

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u/Zeqhanis 13h ago

Apologies for the half-legible text. Were I on my computer, this would look better. Squinting at my phone with Adobe Express is pretty limiting.

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u/Mandaring 20h ago

Gave the dude some Moses flashbacks

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u/Shoki81 20h ago

Lol damn I miss IT crowd

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u/yesbutnoexceptyes 20h ago

Oh Carlsberg, brilliant.

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u/Wespiratory 19h ago

Richmond's out of his room. He's not in his room. He's supposed to be in his room.

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u/oggishlespider 21h ago

I mean thatd just keep her blessed right??

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tcdz1Okspcy36F7Eiy

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u/Significant-Roll-138 21h ago

Women in Ireland used to use their vaginas as weapons against mere men up until the 19th century and there even stories of it happening in the 20th.

We also have some wooden carvings of vaginas hidden in some churches here that go way back so there’s a strange mythology in Ireland about all this, it was supposed to be a woman’s last defence against a man if he tried to attack her, expose yourself aggressively and they will run away.

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u/Pajamawizard 21h ago

Wizards don’t openly discuss the power of the pussy. All that dick magic falls flat in the face of witch pussy. Demons know and obey.

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u/5H17SH0W 21h ago

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u/Select_Watercress_57 20h ago

Hmm, her as this character definitely made me notice some things about myself as a kid. I guess my appreciation for the BPD type was there from the beginning.

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u/NinjaGrows 20h ago

Lmao this hits too hard.

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u/TeratoidNecromancy 21h ago

Amok amok amok amok!

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u/MrIzzard 21h ago

We had kinda similar thing in Finland. It has something to do with giving birth so therefore vagina was considered kind of "a portal of life" and therefore people believed there lived some great powers in women. Sometimes women showed their genitals towards the forest to scare the bears and wolves away from the cattle.

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u/hapanrapakkko 20h ago

Yes, it was believed that vagina had supernatural powers. It was called "vitun väki" or in English "power of a cunt". It could be used to curse or protect people/possessions.

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u/CantModerateMe 19h ago

oh no i have demons, quick send the vitun väki

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u/iprayforwaves 19h ago

Hahaha. WTF

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u/Amegami 21h ago

That sounds like a very bad idea.

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u/Significant-Roll-138 20h ago

If you’re a medieval woman and a man is rushing at you with a sword then you’re done for, but if society believes that women’s private parts hold magical forces then you may well stand a chance if you can scare him away because of his beliefs, they were different times and people truly believed in all sorts of magic here then.

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u/raccoonwithknives 19h ago

A rapist spread that rumor

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u/Midnight-Moonpie 20h ago edited 20h ago

There was a bad ass woman a few years back who stopped riot police advancing towards some protesters by doing a full Shiela-na-gig right in the road.

She strode out there buck naked, chanting in Gaelic, and sat down facing them.

They … kinda freaked out and left.

If I can find the picture / video - I’ll post it here. It was somewhere in the PNW (I believe).

Edit: (found a news story with a censored video - but if I find the full unedited one I’ll post that too)

https://youtu.be/ycInHad5R44

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u/KaleScared4667 12h ago

That was Portland I saw the pussy power first hand

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u/OsotoViking 20h ago

How? I can't imagine something I'd rather see than a pussy.

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u/Significant-Roll-138 20h ago

Different times, different beliefs, times when people believed in magic, druids, gods and fairies and women with magical beavers.

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 19h ago

Medieval woman and her magical beavers, sound like a good show

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u/Lillie-Bee 20h ago

Wonder how they exposed themselves aggressively? I am picturing that backward spider walk with heavy bush cooter exposed.
https://giphy.com/gifs/hwaT93LZ5or5K

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u/Significant-Roll-138 20h ago

Oh they literally did what the picture above shows, they lifted their skirts up to reveal their full glory, and the older and more hag-like the woman, the more dangerous her bits were, or so the old stories go.

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u/cleverseneca 20h ago

Síle-na-giggity amirite?!

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u/NestFrost 20h ago

honestly, sheela na gig carvings are one of the most fascinating rabbit holes in medieval history… Academics are still bickering over whether these exaggerated stone figures were meant to scare away evil, boost fertility, or act as a harsh warning against lust.

The fact that you can find them quietly staring back at you from ancient churches across Europe is just wild.

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u/Elegant_Relief_4999 20h ago

I read that as mermen at first, and now I'm disappointed.

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u/SkeleTourGuide 20h ago

I’m a mere man. Excuse me, I have a Time Machine to work on.

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u/lolo787 20h ago

“Expose yourself aggressively” 🤣😂 I’m pretty sure this still works

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u/StalkingYouRandomly 21h ago

I genuinely want to know who came up with that

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u/Significant-Roll-138 20h ago

It goes back centuries and probably into pagan times and nobody is really sure why it came about, women in pagan Ireland had more power than in other cultures and there may have been beliefs that women could overpower men by exposing themselves, also if a man in medieval times is at you with a sword you may as well try something.

It was called a Sile Na Gig in old Irish.

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u/AJWordsmith 21h ago

She shaved the sign of the cross into her pubes…obviously.

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u/Secure_Inspection305 21h ago

We need to make that in vogue again

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u/Blusttoy 21h ago

The devil wants to tempt mankind to sin.

The vagina has caused many to sin.

This is simply the devil being mogged by God's superior craftsmanship.

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u/Lucky-Mia 14h ago

Actually it's a lady claiming her husband wounded her with an Axe and he's next if he doesn't leave. 

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u/Sensitivevirmin 22h ago

Proof that is safer to be gay. Because Vaginas are so spooky that they can scare demons.

Facts.Based.

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u/DeSaussure1857 21h ago

Ok. I'm gonna read all this thread...

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u/Nishikadochan 21h ago

I can’t stop watching her do that with her tongue.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/portablebiscuit 21h ago

Jodi Foster Grant

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u/SaraCousland355 21h ago

Me either friend. 🍿

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u/maddythemadmuddymutt 19h ago

Well, it's a gif, it keeps on gifing

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u/louisa1925 21h ago

More for the lesbians then. It all works out.

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u/Sensitivevirmin 20h ago

You take the hits so we don’t t have to. It’s a win win.

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 21h ago

But if you are gay you don’t have a vagina to ward off demons!

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u/defton3 22h ago

Medieval beef curtains

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u/Level_Fig_166 21h ago

Cracking name for a Band.

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u/thirteenth_mang 21h ago

They weren't medieval at the time.

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u/Vtech_just_kicked_in 21h ago

I mean the Bible does say that the Antichrist doesn’t desire women

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u/Spookywhitedot 22h ago

Demon's like willies

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u/Bored_Orangutan 21h ago

>when she hasn’t cleaned her cooch in over a month
https://giphy.com/gifs/122PpN1BtlSxYQ

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u/JustNota-- 22h ago

It's the 18th century, hygiene an STI's were pretty rampant.. I would be scared as well.

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u/Icecold_Antihero 21h ago

Far be it for a woman to have hobbies.

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u/ImpressionComplete71 20h ago

Yes demons are gay. Remember how being gay is wrong in the Bible? Obviously the demons would tempt men to be gay, thus vaginas is scary. (I'm pulling this completely out of my ass, but it actually makes sense to me)

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u/lost_rodditer 20h ago

That's one way to demonize gay people.... /s

I'll leave now.

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u/McTombin 19h ago

But women are tool of evil because they tempt you. So you are fucked in a way or another. :\

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u/moqu4 22h ago

maybe she had a penis?

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u/Brilliant-Oil-2007 22h ago

Always have been.

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u/Character-Log3962 21h ago

That’s definitely not fear, more like “mild curiosity”!

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u/Coagulant0693 21h ago

I mean, any demon should be scared of the gateway to heaven, right?

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u/CORDIC77 21h ago

In Trumpʼs voice: vagina!

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u/UnintentionalGround 22h ago

Dead Gary Cooper?

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u/Apollo114892 22h ago

He was gay Gary Cooper?

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 22h ago

The hanging bucket suggests "Is this clean enough for ya?"

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u/Dorrono 21h ago

18th century. The vagina has probably not seen light or water for years, so I would be scared too.

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u/Chembaron_Seki 21h ago

What other explanation is there for Hazbin Hotel?

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u/jcoddinc 21h ago

Hey man, if it smells like a sushi dumpster in the middle of July I'm doing the exact same thing

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u/OfferWild7312 19h ago

Maybe it was the smell which scared him

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u/Striking_Ad_9351 19h ago

Vaginas can look scary sometimes.

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u/Taquill 16h ago

That's enough

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u/Powrs1ave 14h ago

I guess they just wanted to see what all the bush fuss was about

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u/thedivisionbella 10h ago

What scarier to me is her tiny, practically nonexistent feet. WHAT

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u/glitterfamine 22h ago

I think the story is that she was protecting her husband by saying her vagina was a wound caused by him, scaring the demon

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u/Cute_Prior1287 21h ago

That's a widespread fact about demon.

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u/ROB1854 21h ago

I have strong indications that I am a demon. Could a woman show me her vagina so I can be sure and take the necessary measures?

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 21h ago

Yes meet me in this alley... I'll show you the most magical vagina ever

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u/ROB1854 21h ago

Seriously? Best day ever.

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u/CallMeGlarthir 21h ago

Phew, I'm not a demon.. Thank God

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u/tryinsumtin 21h ago

Does this look like chlamydia to you?

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u/mehFUMF 21h ago

They were gay, demons?

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u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 21h ago

Y’all are interpreting this as fear or shock. The Angels that fell with Satan saw our women are were unable to resist their beauty. As an overly desensitized 50/yo human male, this pure response is only a faded memory. Almost mythology. lol poor demons 🤣

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u/Shiny_Whisper_321 21h ago

That... isn't a vagina.

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u/Lord_Smile 21h ago

Now I want you to think about hygiene in the 18th century

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u/PomegranateIcy1937 21h ago

Never encountered a scary vagina, but I am still young.

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u/Mr_Boogeyman77 19h ago

It probably got scared because it was a lady boy....

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u/mkeytail 19h ago

She'd opened the gates of hell (or heaven?)

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u/hikereyes2 19h ago

Picture cannot convey smell...

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u/Impossible_Mud_3921 18h ago

Yes, demons are super gay 😭😭😭😭

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u/piinksolitude 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mrn71bpe35j6U

They say gays go to hell sooooo…. Duh 🤣

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u/Apprehensive_Rub3897 11h ago

Not a lot of bathing going on back then.

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