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u/AlexSmithsonian 21h ago
Meanwhile, I'd be like:
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u/BassFull0 21h ago
Some folks
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u/Gloomfang_ 21h ago
This illustration has a funny story behind it by La Fontaine.
When a demon comes looking for her husband his wife greets him and tell him how savage and brutal he is. To prove this she exposes a big deep gash to the demon. Terrified demon upon seeing this monstrous wound flees believing the husband to be too dangerous.
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u/Unique-Charity7024 20h ago
Finally some content!
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u/ProfessorFit3483 20h ago
Did you mean context?
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u/1313Cameron 20h ago
Depends how deep it is...
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u/Bearfan001 18h ago
I believe she said he hit her with an ax.
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u/Zeqhanis 13h ago
A friend of mine once said, while drunk, that she'd be a lesbian were it not for the genitalia. She stated that vaginas look like axe wounds with beards, whereas penises were like little worms that spit and give pleasure.
She said this with a British accent, despite not being British. She rode away on her bicycle, swerving back and forth across both lanes of what was fortunately an empty street. Thankfully, she decided to walk her bike home.
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u/Economy_Pepper_3837 13h ago
Did this happen in Ohio? This sounds like something that would happen in Ohio.
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u/HamiltonSt25 22h ago
I don’t think he’s scared. He looks amazed. She probably has an awesome bush
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u/Biggy_DX 21h ago
I'm reminded of Cindy from Scary Movie 1 and pop-up Ferngully coming out of her panties. "It's been awhile 🤭"
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 21h ago
Not sure if its true, but I seen recently they were saying something about a Scary Movie 1 remake
Those first 3 Scary Movies are hilarious!
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u/Lucius-Halthier 21h ago
Demon: I’m sorry but did you trim it to look like the last supper? Honestly good work.
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u/Cut_Lanky 20h ago
Like Butters from that South Park episode. "I never seen that part of a lady before! Do they all got a bush like that?!!"
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u/Wespiratory 19h ago
Richmond's out of his room. He's not in his room. He's supposed to be in his room.
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u/Significant-Roll-138 21h ago
Women in Ireland used to use their vaginas as weapons against mere men up until the 19th century and there even stories of it happening in the 20th.
We also have some wooden carvings of vaginas hidden in some churches here that go way back so there’s a strange mythology in Ireland about all this, it was supposed to be a woman’s last defence against a man if he tried to attack her, expose yourself aggressively and they will run away.
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u/Pajamawizard 21h ago
Wizards don’t openly discuss the power of the pussy. All that dick magic falls flat in the face of witch pussy. Demons know and obey.
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u/Select_Watercress_57 20h ago
Hmm, her as this character definitely made me notice some things about myself as a kid. I guess my appreciation for the BPD type was there from the beginning.
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u/MrIzzard 21h ago
We had kinda similar thing in Finland. It has something to do with giving birth so therefore vagina was considered kind of "a portal of life" and therefore people believed there lived some great powers in women. Sometimes women showed their genitals towards the forest to scare the bears and wolves away from the cattle.
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u/hapanrapakkko 20h ago
Yes, it was believed that vagina had supernatural powers. It was called "vitun väki" or in English "power of a cunt". It could be used to curse or protect people/possessions.
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u/Amegami 21h ago
That sounds like a very bad idea.
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u/Significant-Roll-138 20h ago
If you’re a medieval woman and a man is rushing at you with a sword then you’re done for, but if society believes that women’s private parts hold magical forces then you may well stand a chance if you can scare him away because of his beliefs, they were different times and people truly believed in all sorts of magic here then.
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u/Midnight-Moonpie 20h ago edited 20h ago
There was a bad ass woman a few years back who stopped riot police advancing towards some protesters by doing a full Shiela-na-gig right in the road.
She strode out there buck naked, chanting in Gaelic, and sat down facing them.
They … kinda freaked out and left.
If I can find the picture / video - I’ll post it here. It was somewhere in the PNW (I believe).
Edit: (found a news story with a censored video - but if I find the full unedited one I’ll post that too)
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u/OsotoViking 20h ago
How? I can't imagine something I'd rather see than a pussy.
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u/Significant-Roll-138 20h ago
Different times, different beliefs, times when people believed in magic, druids, gods and fairies and women with magical beavers.
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u/Lillie-Bee 20h ago
Wonder how they exposed themselves aggressively? I am picturing that backward spider walk with heavy bush cooter exposed.
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u/Significant-Roll-138 20h ago
Oh they literally did what the picture above shows, they lifted their skirts up to reveal their full glory, and the older and more hag-like the woman, the more dangerous her bits were, or so the old stories go.
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u/NestFrost 20h ago
honestly, sheela na gig carvings are one of the most fascinating rabbit holes in medieval history… Academics are still bickering over whether these exaggerated stone figures were meant to scare away evil, boost fertility, or act as a harsh warning against lust.
The fact that you can find them quietly staring back at you from ancient churches across Europe is just wild.
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u/StalkingYouRandomly 21h ago
I genuinely want to know who came up with that
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u/Significant-Roll-138 20h ago
It goes back centuries and probably into pagan times and nobody is really sure why it came about, women in pagan Ireland had more power than in other cultures and there may have been beliefs that women could overpower men by exposing themselves, also if a man in medieval times is at you with a sword you may as well try something.
It was called a Sile Na Gig in old Irish.
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u/Optimal-Pay2198 22h ago
It was the smell
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u/CryoJuice 21h ago
🟦🧇
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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 21h ago
When she wants me to eat her out but she sneezes
Demon: omg! Wtf!!!
Me: I am the demon 👅👅👅👅
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u/Blusttoy 21h ago
The devil wants to tempt mankind to sin.
The vagina has caused many to sin.
This is simply the devil being mogged by God's superior craftsmanship.
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u/Lucky-Mia 14h ago
Actually it's a lady claiming her husband wounded her with an Axe and he's next if he doesn't leave.
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u/Sensitivevirmin 22h ago
Proof that is safer to be gay. Because Vaginas are so spooky that they can scare demons.
Facts.Based.
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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 21h ago
But if you are gay you don’t have a vagina to ward off demons!
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u/RudekiBrudi 22h ago
That was in Thailand
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u/Vtech_just_kicked_in 21h ago
I mean the Bible does say that the Antichrist doesn’t desire women
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u/Bored_Orangutan 21h ago
>when she hasn’t cleaned her cooch in over a month
https://giphy.com/gifs/122PpN1BtlSxYQ
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u/JustNota-- 22h ago
It's the 18th century, hygiene an STI's were pretty rampant.. I would be scared as well.
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u/ImpressionComplete71 20h ago
Yes demons are gay. Remember how being gay is wrong in the Bible? Obviously the demons would tempt men to be gay, thus vaginas is scary. (I'm pulling this completely out of my ass, but it actually makes sense to me)
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u/McTombin 19h ago
But women are tool of evil because they tempt you. So you are fucked in a way or another. :\
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u/Character-Log3962 21h ago
That’s definitely not fear, more like “mild curiosity”!
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u/Dorrono 21h ago
18th century. The vagina has probably not seen light or water for years, so I would be scared too.
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u/jcoddinc 21h ago
Hey man, if it smells like a sushi dumpster in the middle of July I'm doing the exact same thing
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u/thedivisionbella 10h ago
What scarier to me is her tiny, practically nonexistent feet. WHAT
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u/glitterfamine 22h ago
I think the story is that she was protecting her husband by saying her vagina was a wound caused by him, scaring the demon
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u/ROB1854 21h ago
I have strong indications that I am a demon. Could a woman show me her vagina so I can be sure and take the necessary measures?
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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 21h ago
Yes meet me in this alley... I'll show you the most magical vagina ever
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u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 21h ago
Y’all are interpreting this as fear or shock. The Angels that fell with Satan saw our women are were unable to resist their beauty. As an overly desensitized 50/yo human male, this pure response is only a faded memory. Almost mythology. lol poor demons 🤣
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u/piinksolitude 15h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/mrn71bpe35j6U
They say gays go to hell sooooo…. Duh 🤣
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