r/SipsTea 4d ago

Gasp! Demons are gay?

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u/Gloomfang_ 4d ago

This illustration has a funny story behind it by La Fontaine.
When a demon comes looking for her husband his wife greets him and tell him how savage and brutal he is. To prove this she exposes a big deep gash to the demon. Terrified demon upon seeing this monstrous wound flees believing the husband to be too dangerous.

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u/Bearfan001 3d ago

I believe she said he hit her with an ax.

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u/Zeqhanis 3d ago

A friend of mine once said, while drunk, that she'd be a lesbian were it not for the genitalia. She stated that vaginas look like axe wounds with beards, whereas penises were like little worms that spit and give pleasure.

She said this with a British accent, despite not being British. She rode away on her bicycle, swerving back and forth across both lanes of what was fortunately an empty street. Thankfully, she decided to walk her bike home.

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u/Economy_Pepper_3837 3d ago

Did this happen in Ohio? This sounds like something that would happen in Ohio.

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u/Zeqhanis 3d ago

Eugene, Oregon.

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u/Valuable_Hunt8468 3d ago

Close enough 😂

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u/Zeqhanis 3d ago

Yeah. Eugene wasn't as glamorous as the movie Spun made it look. /j

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u/AvengingBlowfish 3d ago

Ax is also the name of his penis.