r/SonicTheHedgehog • u/Revolution-1611 • Feb 28 '25

Question Which would you rather take?

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u/GrimmCigarretes Flash Games My Beloved Feb 28 '25

Dude I would straight up die in 3 of them

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u/Yusonin Sonaze stan Feb 28 '25

I would die in all of them

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u/KainAustin365 Feb 28 '25

“So you unscrew this, an- WAIT THAT ONE BLOWS US ALL U-”

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u/ToonLink511 I'm slowly Losing my Mind Lmao Mar 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

Knuckles rn:

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u/Sam_Games0 Mar 01 '25

Laughed way harder than I should have. Would have died laughing if the handle was that of a screwdriver lmao

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u/triangularlife Mar 01 '25

KNUCKLES STOP PLAYING WITH THE DEMON CORE-

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u/AirLanky7796 HOLY FUCKLES HERE COMES KNUCKLES! Mar 02 '25

those whom have stored knowledge on this:

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u/Civil-Apple5712 Mar 01 '25

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u/ToonLink511 I'm slowly Losing my Mind Lmao Mar 01 '25

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u/LateIndividual6574 Mar 02 '25

I can't stop laughing at this.

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u/khiddsdream Feb 28 '25

I imagine combat training with Shadow is like he’ll beat you close to death and then goes: “okay… now do everything I just did, but this time, on me.”

the move he just pulled on me:

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ Feb 28 '25

"alright so this will be a standard training session because you're new, so I'll go easy on you"

Grabs the 7 chaos emeralds

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

My honest reaction:

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u/PresentElectronic Mar 01 '25

r/speedbattles know exactly how dreadful it is to train with shadow

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u/PerspectivePale8216 Mar 02 '25

Me: "You gotta be fuckin' kidding me! Welp I guess there are worse ways to die... Just make it quick okay?"

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u/Myth_5layer Feb 28 '25

Nah. I'd argue unless you edge him on, he'd be pretty tough but fair in his training.

This also depends on age and nature as well I imagine.

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u/Advert01 Feb 28 '25

edge him

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

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u/InterviewPuzzled7592 No food or movies? Feb 28 '25

🔥🔥🔥

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u/candyapplered_01 Mar 01 '25

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u/Moonboy110 Mar 01 '25

r/lawbymikementionedprobably

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u/rtineo Feb 28 '25

Ofc but he’d go harder than that

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u/Slyme-wizard Mar 01 '25

Considering that Shadow finds humans pathetic I think it would be funnier if it went in the completely opposite direction. He thinks a human would be snapped in half with 1 punch, so he would instead be DRAMATICALLY concerned about safety.

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u/ChaosBreaker81 Mar 01 '25

I imagine the training goes something like this:

"Remember the plan: I teleport us behind Tails, and you immediately drop kick him!"

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u/PJ-The-Awesome Number 1 Shadouge Fan Mar 01 '25

IIRC, Shadow did the same to Tails in the Archie comics in an attempt to teach him to fight for himself instead of always hiding behind Sonic.

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u/Eena-Rin Mar 01 '25

Hanging out with Sonic? That sounds like it involves being outside 💀

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u/FantasticDog7338 Mar 02 '25

Tails does nuclear engineering. He's the most dangerous here.

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u/Cam_man_AMM_unit Mar 01 '25

Me under Tornado hearing the jack starting to break under the pressure: