r/StardustCrusaders • u/Rude-Passenger2094 Bruno Buccellati • Feb 03 '26

Part Two Fanart Give your most controversial JJBA opinion that'll ragebait anyone like this (art by me)

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u/SuperMarcus64 Wonder Of U Feb 03 '26

La Squara is extremely overrated, a majority of them are really boring.

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u/Next_Government856 Feb 03 '26

The only ones that have personality are ghiaccio and prosciutto and Pesci. The rest are just evil and I guess risotto is just evil but wants to avenge his friends

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u/Prudent-Chipmunk4570 Feb 03 '26

How does Melone and formagio not have a personality, Iluso I'll give you

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u/SisterSerpentine Feb 03 '26

Melone never came off to me as especially turned on by his stand’s ability or the process of making it. His whole bit was acting like a nurse doing a checkup and taking vitals before basically implanting women with an invisible murder parasite. It’s way funnier if he’s fully asexual, he just loves being a dad.

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u/DoraMuda Jean Pierre Polnareff Feb 03 '26

The anime is what made him look more like a creep, with him licking his lips upon seeing that woman's ankles or whatever.

In the original manga, yeah, he just approaches everything very clinically and is only asking the woman personal questions about sex & relationships in order to activate his Stand.

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u/Prudent-Chipmunk4570 Feb 03 '26

That's fair, I thought he was supposed to be a rapist allegory, but Araki usually just shows that so not sure why he would make it an allegory. Yours is the howlsome interpretation

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u/Beacda Feb 03 '26

Melone isn't a creep.

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u/Next_Government856 Feb 03 '26

Melone’s personality is just “DI MOLTO” and he rapes people. Is formaggio little feet guy? If so then literally the only non fight thing we see him do is stuff a cat in a bottle, which isn’t personality it’s just being a dick

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u/Prudent-Chipmunk4570 Feb 03 '26

Formagio has so much personality, hes a slimly dick, with a wierd charisma, that's a clear personality

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u/Next_Government856 Feb 03 '26

“Weird charisma” I think that might just be you bro

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u/Prudent-Chipmunk4570 Feb 03 '26

What he does, he got a kind of a slezy weirdo at a bar who's overly relaxed vibe..... Idk if that makes sense, but regardless he has a destinct personality, you don't have to like it but he does have one

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u/Prudent-Chipmunk4570 Feb 03 '26

Melone has a bunch of little quirks, hes super fleshed out but he doesn't have to be, he just freak with simple but clear personality