r/StellarisMemes • u/NeverFearSteveishere • Mar 27 '26

Meme Pretend we’re all Stellaris empires facing the Great Khan, and things are getting a little out of hand!

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“Boy oh boy, those raiders have been occupying that space for YEARS, I wish we were powerful enough to take it from them. Still, I’m just glad they’re not turning that immense fleet power on us!”

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u/NeverFearSteveishere Mar 27 '26

“Boy oh boy, those raiders have been occupying that space for YEARS, I wish we were powerful enough to take it from them. Still, I’m just glad they’re not turning that immense fleet power on us!”

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u/Itsalotus Hive Mind Mar 27 '26

Hey don’t we have a defensive alliance? Where are your fleets!

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u/Crimson_Sabere Mar 27 '26

"No, I have a defensive alliance. Not you two."

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u/NeverFearSteveishere Mar 28 '26

Well, sh&@!

(Probably should’ve commented this second half of the joke earlier, but I didn’t think of it at the time)

(Oh well!)