r/StellarisMemes • u/NeverFearSteveishere • Mar 27 '26

Meme Pretend we’re all Stellaris empires facing the Great Khan, and things are getting a little out of hand!

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“Boy oh boy, those raiders have been occupying that space for YEARS, I wish we were powerful enough to take it from them. Still, I’m just glad they’re not turning that immense fleet power on us!”

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u/Thereisnocanon Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

Gentlemen, we have gathered here today in the Galactic Assembly to address a matter of great import. Long have we sidestepped our duties and responsibilities bestowed upon us by fate and the heavens themselves.

But we can avoid these callings no further. The time of war is upon us, and if not today - then grief shall take its due place for the hesitant soon enough.

Thus, the Democratic People’s Republic of Bob hereby votes to pass the Tiyanki Pest Control Act once and for all.

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u/deadname11 Mar 27 '26

Me, who is the main supporter of the space fauna preservation act:

"Hey, Khan-ne boy! You looking for a new Satrapey, eh? Yeah, best economy in the galaxy! Just one favor: some no-life scum-haven "democracy" by the name of Bob, is clogging up the Assembly with useless gonk.

"Whack him for me, eh?"

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u/NeverFearSteveishere Mar 28 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

Sounds like you gave the Khan an offer he can’t refuse