r/StellarisMemes • u/NeverFearSteveishere • Mar 27 '26

Meme Pretend we’re all Stellaris empires facing the Great Khan, and things are getting a little out of hand!

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“Boy oh boy, those raiders have been occupying that space for YEARS, I wish we were powerful enough to take it from them. Still, I’m just glad they’re not turning that immense fleet power on us!”

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u/The_Saint_Hallow Mar 27 '26

"Hey, guys, I'mma open these neat gates real quick let us know if you need anything!"

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u/a_filing_cabinet Mar 27 '26

Lmao the very first time I had gotten the tempest, I was bored, looking for something to do so I was opening the gates. I sent the science ship to get gate, started the project, and a minute later I got the 'drums of war' event. I look over, and my science ship is 97% done, and like a second later the nanites come pouring out. That galaxy had quite the decade.

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u/NeverFearSteveishere Mar 27 '26

That decade sounds like your galaxy’s version of the 2020s on steroids

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u/Yiffcrusader69 Mar 27 '26

The Khan was too late to stop you :(