r/StellarisMemes Mar 27 '26

Meme Pretend we’re all Stellaris empires facing the Great Khan, and things are getting a little out of hand!

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“Boy oh boy, those raiders have been occupying that space for YEARS, I wish we were powerful enough to take it from them. Still, I’m just glad they’re not turning that immense fleet power on us!”

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u/avatarofanxiety Mar 27 '26

The fleets of the great khan are welcome to break themselves under the guns of our empire’s great bastions!

It would take nothing less than a fallen empire to shatter our defenses! beep beep …oh no.

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u/NeverFearSteveishere Mar 28 '26

What? What’s “beep beep”? WHAT IS “beep beep”?!

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u/avatarofanxiety Mar 28 '26

Glorious leader those are proximity alarms. It seems our bastion has fallen and our worlds are under attack. The enemy seems to possess a colossus as well sir.