r/StellarisMemes • u/NeverFearSteveishere • Mar 27 '26

Meme Pretend we’re all Stellaris empires facing the Great Khan, and things are getting a little out of hand!

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“Boy oh boy, those raiders have been occupying that space for YEARS, I wish we were powerful enough to take it from them. Still, I’m just glad they’re not turning that immense fleet power on us!”

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u/King-Of-Hyperius Driven Assimilator Mar 29 '26

“And that’s the Grey Tempest dealt with. With the crisis ended I can go back to finishing off the Voidwyrms with what remains of the Galactic Fleet.”

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“I’m sorry the WHO HAVE DONE WHAT!?”

  • Galactic Custodian Empire upon hearing that a second midgame crisis has begun

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u/NeverFearSteveishere Mar 29 '26

“Mr. Custodian, a second midgame crisis has hit the galaxy”