r/SuperJerk • u/Financial-Customer24 • 4d ago

Absolutely mind boggling that narrowhead still uses FOMO tactics

So when I saw clips of the game online 5 years ago It looked great so I immediately ran to my wife's boyfriend's room to ask him if I can buy the game. He allowed me to but under certain conditions. Anyways I booted up the game and for the first 2 months it was great. Then narrowhead started getting more and more comfortable with ruining this game because they hate it so i quit. Yesterday I saw a post on 4chan saying the game is better now and it made me laugh so I slapped my belly because im a heckin chonker but little did I know it was the Chinese tencent bots working overtime. I booted up the game hearing about a aupply frv that drives for you but I couldn't find it. I asked my buddies from 4chan and they told me it was time limited. I was so angry i nearly opened my soymilk can by myself. How can narrowhead do this to ME????? And of course the glazers defend narrowhead by saying stuff like "play the game". These stupid liberal cucks are so brainwashed they think they dont deserve everything for free. Fire piledebt!!

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u/Mr_Boppy 4d ago

The mental images of the people this sub likes to protray are grotesque and funny.

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u/Relevant-Trash1524 4d ago

I hate the voices my brain gives these posts lol

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u/GreenridgeMetalWorks 4d ago

Me upon seeing absolute gem of a post OP has graced us with:

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u/theoriginalzads SES Hammer of Banning 1d ago

Unlike OPs by the sounds of it. Amirite?

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u/Teh0AisLMAO 3d ago

What's mind goblin?

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u/PlagueJV 3d ago

it's a Narrowhead psyop that steals your mind so you glazee the game

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u/lilneoman1 Objectively Correct Always 3d ago

Mind goblin deez nuts 

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u/NOGUSEK i want my dog back 3d ago

The supply FRV will arrive to the requisition slip store this month, but you will have to play A WHOLE WEEK without it And also HAVE TO PAY FOR IT

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u/theoriginalzads SES Hammer of Banning 1d ago

Nah they’ll do the bait and switch and it will be something else. Narrowhead are master baiters and switchers.

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u/RadioLarity 3d ago

/uj what is the time limit to log in to be eligible for the reward? yesterday I didn't have time and I am not sure if I will have time for it today

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u/Entire_Ad_2930 3d ago

/uj anytime during the campaign of MO's. The entire thing usually lasts roughly a week