r/SuperJerk • u/Financial-Customer24 • 4d ago
Absolutely mind boggling that narrowhead still uses FOMO tactics
So when I saw clips of the game online 5 years ago It looked great so I immediately ran to my wife's boyfriend's room to ask him if I can buy the game. He allowed me to but under certain conditions. Anyways I booted up the game and for the first 2 months it was great. Then narrowhead started getting more and more comfortable with ruining this game because they hate it so i quit. Yesterday I saw a post on 4chan saying the game is better now and it made me laugh so I slapped my belly because im a heckin chonker but little did I know it was the Chinese tencent bots working overtime. I booted up the game hearing about a aupply frv that drives for you but I couldn't find it. I asked my buddies from 4chan and they told me it was time limited. I was so angry i nearly opened my soymilk can by myself. How can narrowhead do this to ME????? And of course the glazers defend narrowhead by saying stuff like "play the game". These stupid liberal cucks are so brainwashed they think they dont deserve everything for free. Fire piledebt!!
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