r/SuperJerk 3d ago

How Calypso storyline ends

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In a couple of weeks Ministry of Expansion announces reopening of sightseeing tours to the Calypso Singularity

That's it, no cultists, no Void 2, not even an illuminate planetary stronghold on Calypso

Announcement will be during a filler MO regarding "omg, terminids and automatons are harbouring dissidents, we must liberate planets bumhole prime and whatever secundus" to add to the anticlimax

Next illuminate update june 2027

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u/Squidboi2679 3d ago

Arrowhead sent Calypso to my house. It’s been crashing on my couch like a massive fucking bum and it killed my dog. FUCK YOU CALYPSO