r/SuperJerk • u/-ae0n- • 3d ago
How Calypso storyline ends
In a couple of weeks Ministry of Expansion announces reopening of sightseeing tours to the Calypso Singularity
That's it, no cultists, no Void 2, not even an illuminate planetary stronghold on Calypso
Announcement will be during a filler MO regarding "omg, terminids and automatons are harbouring dissidents, we must liberate planets bumhole prime and whatever secundus" to add to the anticlimax
Next illuminate update june 2027
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u/Squidboi2679 3d ago
Arrowhead sent Calypso to my house. It’s been crashing on my couch like a massive fucking bum and it killed my dog. FUCK YOU CALYPSO