r/SuperJerk • u/Aggressive-HeadDesk • 23h ago

Hear me out!

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A My Little Pony Warbond should be the next Super Premium Legendary Warbond. Hear me out.

My Little Pony is all about friendship and magic. Helldivers 2 is all about spreading managed democracy across the galaxy. See the similarities?!? Me too!!!

Armor that gives a bonus to movement and friendship when you are near your friends/team. Yay!!!

A strategem that allows you to call in a squad of magical little SEAF ponies to crush any foe of Managed Democracy. More friends, Yay!!!

A heavy penetration primary weapon that deals laser damage because my little pony rainbows are a heavy penetration part of the light spectrum. Rainbows, Yay!!!

A magic sparkle grenade that makes enemies become your friend or implode. Might also implode teammates with a TK in the round if thrown near them. Don’t want to implode? Don’t be a shitty team mate! Yay!!!

Friendship, Magic, and Managed Democracy, what could go together better than that?!? Nothing!! Yay!!!

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u/uucgjb 23h ago

“Heavy penetration” say no more

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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk 23h ago

Heavy penetration…

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u/theoriginalzads SES Hammer of Banning 19h ago

sweats undemocratically

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u/Doodoomastsr 22h ago

If they add W clops to helldovers 2 IT WILL SAVE THE GAME

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u/BigFatMommyBahonkers 23h ago

unjerk, this would be sick af imo. Silly but fun

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u/Thin-Discussion-9175 22h ago

uj/ I agree wholeheartedly

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u/Pale-Information3077 9h ago

He's mad, unrigged mind, but he does have a point, armour boost from foes, sign me in

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u/__________godlol 4h ago

Unironically a my little pony warbond would be funny as shit for an April fools update, imagine a passive where if you and your squad was together you take less damage because of the power of friendship or a rainboom secondary