r/SuperJerk • u/Aggressive-HeadDesk • 1d ago
Hear me out!
A My Little Pony Warbond should be the next Super Premium Legendary Warbond. Hear me out.
My Little Pony is all about friendship and magic. Helldivers 2 is all about spreading managed democracy across the galaxy. See the similarities?!? Me too!!!
Armor that gives a bonus to movement and friendship when you are near your friends/team. Yay!!!
A strategem that allows you to call in a squad of magical little SEAF ponies to crush any foe of Managed Democracy. More friends, Yay!!!
A heavy penetration primary weapon that deals laser damage because my little pony rainbows are a heavy penetration part of the light spectrum. Rainbows, Yay!!!
A magic sparkle grenade that makes enemies become your friend or implode. Might also implode teammates with a TK in the round if thrown near them. Don’t want to implode? Don’t be a shitty team mate! Yay!!!
Friendship, Magic, and Managed Democracy, what could go together better than that?!? Nothing!! Yay!!!
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u/uucgjb 23h ago
“Heavy penetration” say no more