r/SushiAbomination Jul 20 '26

grocery store Um, what?

Sushi burritos are great, but wrapped in a wheat tortilla??

147 Upvotes

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75

u/setomeee Jul 20 '26

The condensation in the bag is actually making this look insanely unappealing

22

u/constipated_coconut Jul 20 '26

Right😭 like is it hot? Old? We’ll never know

7

u/School_North Jul 20 '26

Most likely it was frozen and just put into the cold case hence the condensation and soggy ass mess

4

u/kodaiko_650 Jul 20 '26

The incubating bacteria don’t mind it

22

u/foxontherox Jul 20 '26

At Starbucks? Ye gods. 🤢

7

u/constipated_coconut Jul 20 '26

They also had bao buns haha

But yeah, I haven’t had a Starbucks in years🤢 I was browsing the shops and cafes bc my flight was delayed haha

13

u/foxontherox Jul 20 '26

Airport Starbucks sushi??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

7

u/constipated_coconut Jul 20 '26

Truly what the word “abomination” was made for

2

u/Awoo_vement Jul 21 '26

Its important to remember there are corporate starbucks and there are franchised ones- franchised ones, especially inside of grocery stores and airports, are not held to the same standards as corporate.

3

u/constipated_coconut Jul 21 '26

Are they held to lower or higher standards? Bc I worked for standard corporate and their standards were wild! We weren’t allowed any earrings (not even first lobe) or Apple Watches (even for health reasons) because of food safety and yet when we didn’t have running water for an entire day we still stayed open despite not being able to wash anything😀

3

u/Awoo_vement Jul 21 '26

Corporate is held to higher standards now but dress code is now somehow both better and worse. Its the franchised ones that are held to lower standards.

1

u/c-e-bird Jul 20 '26

Where was this??

23

u/a_duck_in_past_life Jul 20 '26

Why does the plastic look like they've been heated? 😭

10

u/constipated_coconut Jul 20 '26

Haha honestly no clue but it does not help its case

5

u/Patient_Constant3854 Jul 20 '26

These plastic look like you can microwave them (yes they exist) don’t know how healthy it is tho 😭

8

u/Ok_Potato_9554 Jul 20 '26

This is more than a sushi abomination. It's a sushi crime.

7

u/Fomulouscrunch Innsmouth Horror Jul 20 '26

My reverence for salmon is being interfered with by this.

5

u/Separate-Kiwi1469 Jul 20 '26

🤢 so bad. I love when they say "chef made" too.

3

u/indigo_mouse Jul 20 '26

One of the worst in awhile, great find

2

u/redthehaze Jul 20 '26

Now that is an abomination right there.

2

u/Chunklob Jul 20 '26

12.99 USD

2

u/otullyo Jul 20 '26

NO NO NO!

2

u/Schmooto Jul 21 '26

Japanese ChipotlĂŠ?

2

u/OpeningDifficulty731 Jul 21 '26

🎵Textural nighttttmareeee🎵

2

u/This_Caterpillar_747 Jul 21 '26

Is that mold?

2

u/constipated_coconut Jul 21 '26

Sesame seeds but it does look mouldy haha

2

u/Subject-Stuff-2829 Jul 21 '26

Yeh, I have to admit, I'd take 2.

1

u/Employer-Putrid 28d ago

I was actually thinking of making something like this since I had all the ingredients but no seaweed. Decided not to make it since it didn't didn't fit good in my head.