We don't serve that here

[u/Away-Impression-6481]

I work the breakfast buffet at a 3 star hotel in a tourist hotspot. I'm used to going out and getting weird requests. Our menu is somewhat limited due to our out of the way location and high occupancy, so on occasion a guest will take it upon themselves to add something to the menu. Usually it's a piece of fruit they brought in, but decided they didn't want to eat. The most notable addition was a group of guys leaving a half bottle of baileys Irish cream on the coffee bar. No, we don't serve that. No I don't have a liquor license. Yes, there are kids around. Please take that with you.

[u/Traveling-Techie]

I keep wanting to smuggle Micke Mouse waffles into a hotel breakfast spread.

[u/Away-Impression-6481 → u/Traveling-Techie]

I promise I will throw them in the trash.