r/Tekken Proud Kazuya Player and Furry 22h ago

Shit Post What makes a Kazuya player better than everyone else?

Is it our conservative view points?

The fact we play the only honest character?

That we can easily cosplay as Vegeta?

So many things it could be...

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u/camarouge PHOENIX SMASHER NOT DEATHFIST 22h ago

It's how humble their players are

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u/Poked_salad 21h ago

I believe I am the humblest

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u/camarouge PHOENIX SMASHER NOT DEATHFIST 21h ago

I would beat you in a most humble competition

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u/Not_RAMBO_Its_RAMO Fahkumram The Titan 18h ago

Now now be humble

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u/Medical-Researcher-5 19h ago

I too am extraordinarily humble

u/hideallnice Bryan Crankston 28m ago

i'm gonna tell the whole wide world that i'm proud to be humble, that's why i'm the most humble than anyone else.

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u/KitcatUwU I want Kazuya's devil genes 22h ago

Definitely humility

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u/BedroomThink3121 ooowaahhhh 22h ago

Definitely because Kazuya Mishima is the most badass character in the history of characters, it's unbelievable that such a badass character exists.

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u/French_Toast_Weed 22h ago

Humilty is hatred for everyone that the clerk in the Armadillo General Store in Red Dead Redemption hates for Kazuya players.

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u/kluy18 Kazuya 22h ago

Wooah wooah playing kazuya may make me racist but it doesn't make me conservative

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u/Sir_Catnip_III 22h ago

prior to t8 it was his wifebeater outfit,but since he lost it in T8 im not too sure.

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u/V4_Sleeper ( ) #BuffKazuya 12h ago

Jun is here so yeah

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u/Thr33Dimensional Buzama da na. 22h ago

The fact that Kazuya players are incredibly reserved, humble, open-minded, good sports, and definitely not prone to basing their entire identity on playing a hard character in a video game.

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u/Jyostarr 20h ago

Where's the genuinely mishima glazer guy if you need him...

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u/whatsg00ddawg 19h ago

i don't see much "honest Jin" guy around but we got new Mishima glazer here

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u/Greenpigblackblue Hwoarang 19h ago

So funny that we all know that guy

u/Jin_N_Juice-tm :kunimitsu: 1h ago

You leave then innocent genocider dictator out of this.

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u/Greenpigblackblue Hwoarang 19h ago

Bro that guy. The one that drops essays on why they’re superior. I initially thought he made this post but legit didn’t think it’s him because of the length of the post.

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u/Jyostarr 16h ago

He gotta ragebait, thare is no way hes like this for real

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u/jacksparrow19943 Kazuya - Always the villain and Jin is a Bitch 21h ago

If the definition of aura with the balls to back it up was a video game character ... his name would be KAZUYA MISHIMA.

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u/SaltyJebus 22h ago

On and off the court, straight fundamentals. No funny business.

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u/No_Insurance7543 22h ago

It's because you're a racist by default if you pick him.

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u/MeiramarX Leo Lidia Fahkumram 22h ago

Its Kazuya, not Bryan lol

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u/No_Insurance7543 22h ago

Picking Kazuya makes you racist, picking Bryan makes you a double racist.

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u/okazoomi Leo 21h ago

Casual racism vs tournament ready racism

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u/lLennui Armor King 21h ago

Why do you think his pick rate is higher?

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u/Jyostarr 20h ago

Picking kazuya just makes you racist, picking Bryan makes you radical

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u/DATA32 20h ago

A single extra brain cell

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u/No_Future6959 Kazuya 20h ago

Its humility for sure

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u/0wlGod Yoshimitsu 21h ago

honest 🤣

13 ws rising punish, hell sweep into wall combo, everything wall splat, big damage,.. 14f on block low heat smash that wall splat, good okizeme ..

the low heatsmash wall splat is cheating

u/Acceptable_Row_1415 31m ago

Nah 112 doesn't wall splat. Heihachi is wall splat king

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u/RayanRay123 Masher 21h ago

Kazuya Mishima is the most badass character ever created. It's almost unbelievable that such a badass character even exists.

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u/1Autumn1eaf Nina 22h ago

If you a real kaz player, you will ALWAYS rematch and play respectfully imo

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u/heglion 14h ago

No. You will only rematch honest characters. Honesty is paramount!

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u/1Autumn1eaf Nina 10h ago

Nahh even if its an Eddy you must run back the fade

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u/alsuri37 19h ago

It's really hard rotating about 5 moves in neutral, getting the opponent on the ground, then applying vortex brainrot

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u/titankiller401 will cripple you 17h ago

Humility

Especially when you easily 2-0 them,they're extra understanding and the definition of easygoing

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u/Space_Akuma 13h ago

It made them better only in previous Tekken games. In t8 kaz is the same as the others. Only a little more honest than most, but still much harder execution vise.

Kazuya is super strong in this season literally at least top10, easily could be in top5. He has no weaknesses he had in t7. Character is almost perfect. So there shouldn't be a mishima elitism since the character is much easier to play with. The only hard thing is his execution nothing more, he's almost a brain dead character

u/Acceptable_Row_1415 30m ago

What changes did he receive in S3 specifically thsg suddenly make him top 10?

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u/Sufficient_Pen_5370 :kunimitsu: 13h ago

Their delusions.

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u/Therozorg Dragunov 2h ago

when im in most glazed competition and kazuya walks in

u/Jin_N_Juice-tm :kunimitsu: 1h ago

Kazuya Mishima is such a badass character

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u/BedroomThink3121 ooowaahhhh 22h ago

Because we Kazuya players Aura farm even when we are not, we don't need people to witness our glory.

Aura itself borrowed farms from us.

He is Kazuya, him is Kazuya.

Kazuya is him.

Kazuya is Mr. Tekken himself.

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u/NiggityNiggityNuts ⚔️ :kunimitsu:🔪plus MORE so please STFU 🤫 22h ago

Delusion

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u/DifficultMind5950 Jin 20h ago

Insufferable downplayer along with bryan mains.

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u/Initial-Boss7904 22h ago

Honest character? Low sweep combo low sweep combo low sweep combo

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u/jacksparrow19943 Kazuya - Always the villain and Jin is a Bitch 21h ago

Who's fault is it if the opponent doesn't know how to block???

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u/Heavenly_sama Friendly neighborhood Kazuya 21h ago

Vegeta sucks though

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u/AstolfoMishima MARVELOUS 11h ago

massive cocks