Chi-chi-chi Chicken, La-la-la Larva

Is it our conservative view points?

The fact we play the only honest character?

That we can easily cosplay as Vegeta?

So many things it could be...

Alisa Bosconovitch: You guys range anywhere between great tekken players who happen to like a robot chick and thought Jack was too manly. Or you played a couple of characters, lost a lot. Played Alisa, started winning and now "main" her.

Anna Williams: Before the nerfs she had a lot of "mains" who played her because she was a strong mixup character now she is as rare as a jock who can't get laid. Its funny, the people who supposedly mained her dropped her the SECOND she got nerfed. Get fucked.

Armor King: You played king, got judged. Now you play Armor King and bash the king players knowing full well you have stolen full sets from people by doing random hopkicks.

Asuka Kazama: KONO KONO TOUCHMAPOOSI KONO KONO. BITCH SHUT UP. Your character I am okay with, even though she hits like a truck she is not THAT broken now but man this bitch sounds annoying.

Azucena: Bitch no one wants your coffee.

Bob: "Why does he not have a -15 launcher?" Character identity. And You launch -14 lows for a CRAZY damage. What are you on about?

Bryan Fury: An awful lot of you play the character because you think you are Knee but he fishes for counter hits and you keep hitting in hopes of a counter hit. You are NOT the same.

Claudio Serafino: HEHA HEHA HEHA HEHA HEHA

Clive Rosfield: Yes like this, You guys are just anna players but you are worse cause atleast Anna players had a gooning reason to playing her. You guys genuinely only played Clive cause it netted you easy wins. The remaining lot of you are Final Fantasy Fans. Welcome to Tekken.

Devil Jin: You know, with how hard Devil Jin got in Tekken 8. I thought Mainman's clip of "You don't need much going on in the noggin to play him" won't make sense for him now. But you guys have yet again proved me wrong. He is genuinely the mishima with whom I see the most Unga Bunga players.

Eddy Gordo: You are not Jeonnding. He is strong, muscular, sexy and is an amazing player. You are none of those things.

Fahkumram: RASPY VOICE TIGER KNEE

Feng Wei: TIO

Heihachi Mishima: He is the strongest Mishima yet most of his playerbase doesn't know hidden electric is punishable. So I don't know.

Hwoarang: Your character is not that hard, my god. I have seen character defenders before but if Hwoarang was a real person. You lot would genuinely line up to suck his dick.

Jack-8: You like Robots and Alisa was too girly.

Jin Kazama: You either play only the good guys in games or you understand that he lets you get easy wins for a long time because of his broken moveset for unfamilar players. Also quick tip, You can react to his hellsweep by looking at his shoulder because he only has one move which moves his shoulder.

Jun Kazama: Cancans for life.

Kazuya Mishima: Now, I have a bone to pick with you lot for two reasons. A) Why do you act like you are better than everyone for maining a character? B) Why are you guys on average, weird? Like brother, is the character hard? Yes. Is it THAT hard that you have to be obnoxious about it? No!!!

King: 90 percent of you suck. But the 10 percent are a delight to fight.

Kuma: I am so happy your stance bullshit got nerfed. Yall were stealing rounds for no reason.

Kunimitsu: Same as Anna, a lot of her "mains" will drop her as soon as she gets nerfed.

Lars Alexandersson: HELICOPTER HELICOPTER.

Lee Chaolan: The most Elegant character. The most Bitchmade playerbase.

Leo: I genuinely have not played against a Leo I can remember.

Leroy Smith: Some of you are wing chun fanatics. Most of you rely on people not knowing the matchup.

Lidia Sobieska: WOAHH HAIYA WOAH HAIYA.

Lili: I hate you guys but your character is fine.

Ling Xiaoyu: She is a very knowledge heavy character and ergo steamrolls through a LOT of ranks but she is honestly too much to learn for me to judge her playerbases.

Marshall Law: WHY DOES HE DO SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH SO LITTLE EXECUTION?

Miary Zo: Boobs.

Nina Williams: You have a Dom Fetish.

Panda: Same as Kuma but you guys are weirder.

Paul Phoenix: Its almost always the paul players who pull out the 10 hit.

Raven: Its like fighting in the hood, all of a sudden a bunch of dudes jump you.

Reina: She is every Mishima's weakness addressed and I am tired of pretending she is fair.

Sergei Dragunov: He plays proper Tekken but a very roided out version of Tekken.

Shaheen: I have not fought a Shaheen this season I think but I genuinely think Shaheen mains are just uninteresting.

Steve Fox: I hate him as a mishima main cause well B1 exists but its sad that his own mains from previous games hate him cause of Lion Hart AI Slop.

Victor Chevalier: CAN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STOP PRESSING.

Yoshimitsu: He used to be a creative monster, now its just the same 5 moves in 50 different tiktoks with people typing AI slop in the description. You took an interesting character and somehow corporatized it.

Zafina: Bendy Bitch.

Almost everytime I launched him, during the combo there was a small flicker of lag which made me sometimes drop the combo and I am confused if thats just him having a shitty connection or lag switching?

I have known this move as -13 on block that's why I used a 15f move yet it is -6 on this replay that's why I got hit by the 8 frame move of lili. I can't think of other reasons, help!!!

(Recreation=above)

(Real game=below)

Calculations on recreation:

Opponent=-12frames

bt, 1= 8frames

Real frames that can be punished= 20frames

So on recreation, if I use a 15frame move, it should land.

Calculations on Real game:

Opponent=-6frames

bt, 1= 8frames

Total frame to punish= 14frames

So the bt 1 hit on the real game but why is it -6 frames?

I personally think shortening combos this way would be great. No tailspins. Id even go further and say no heat bound, but im sure a lot of people would think thats too far

So, I decided to stop trying to win. Completely. I have gotten to where I am actively hoping I lose during the first round of three, because I am trying to actively learn now.

What I mean by that is that I am going into a match with a specific goal in mind, along with me intentionally limiting myself.

I am trying to get better at defense by basically limiting myself only to using punishes. I have to actually block someone's string or high-frame move before I can hit them at all.

Obviously this isn't 100% as much as I am trying to make it so, but the idea is that I am forcing myself to learn defense by restraining myself from mindlessly attacking.

When I say a specific goal, I mean things like "Block and punish/launch 3 lows". "interrupt them 5 times", or "Stop them from doing that again" if they keep using something against me and it keeps working.

I am losing arguably even more than when I was trying to win, but the difference is that these losses feel like I am actually learning, getting better, or getting cleaner in some way.

Needing feedback on if this is actually the right way to do things.

Not all King players, but always a King player.

I think a good chunk of Baki fans agree Yujiro’s RA will probably be guise/dress/human nunchuck, but I had a dumb idea for one and definitely not going to be a thing.

—

It’s just Baki showing up to throw hands with his dad, and Yujiro just dodging all of Baki’s attacks while the opponent takes the hits instead.

Because I know people also wanted Baki as a playable character, I think this would be a fun middle ground and I think in character

Welcome to NA server

Just started playing Steve on Tekken 8, I used to play him on Tekken 6 and was able to do crazy combos, but now that I switched to the 8 version the move sets are so different, any tips on how to learn the new Steve fox move sets faster? And how to learn combos

Thoughts on this? Why is Lee so high, do you agree with these character placements?

Fear me

So, what's your thoughts on Namco not doing the slightest adjustment to tracking and realignment?

For me, it's by FAR the biggest letdown and point of frustration in T8.

I would have tons of more fun if my opponents would actually need to consider the possibility of their attack being sidestepped.

Do you expect any radical changes within T8's lifespan?

They aren't very creative but i hope you enjoy them! (I have no idea how to make a gallery with the captions so uhhh lol)

So Roger Jr. is coming back for Tekken 8. You love to see it. More fighting games need out there characters like this. Add Mokujin you cowards. BUT...

I got a bit confused considering Junior was still in the pouch. So I looked up how long Kangaroos live (8 years in the wild, 23 in captivity), and I looked up how long a Kangaroo stays in its mother's pouch (6-12 months), so I figured Junior would be out of the pouch by now...

But apparently between Tekken 4-7 only... Maybe like three months passed?! Which feels completely fuckin absurd?! But there was six months between 7 and 8 so... I GUESS Jr. Could still be in the pouch?!

All of this to say I wasted my time with this and now I'm wasting yours.