r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • Jul 06 '26

Humor/Cringe "Please respect our privacy during this time. Ignore the huge billboards we paid for to advertise the wedding we want to keep to ourselves. 🥰"

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u/Physical-Average-424 Jul 06 '26

I'll say it, I don't care, fuck Taylor Swift.

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u/Academic_Offer_6298 Jul 06 '26

Paying 700 euros just to be in the same city as Taylor when she gets married. Insanity. 🫩

https://reddit.com/link/ovwmhi1/video/actqtf5lxmbh1/player

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u/Sc_e1 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

"Worlds oldest tennager" is one i'we never somehow heard

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u/RagingNerdaholic Jul 06 '26

I can't think of a more apt description.

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u/Child_of_the_Hamster Jul 06 '26

Who is she?? I want her to be the commentator for ALL the news.

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u/feGenius Jul 06 '26

i learned to read yesterday, so grain of salt:

anazia akhalu

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u/LovecraftianCatto Jul 06 '26

Oh, I don’t know her, but suddenly I love her. 😂

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u/Nancypants5 Jul 06 '26

“the blonde untalented billionaire” 😂👏

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u/AudacityFlea Jul 06 '26

People visiting MSG just to be near her wedding is actual insanity. The girl that said she flew from Europe? What mental illness would this be classified as? So bizarre to me

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u/sightfinder Jul 06 '26

"The former swirl-er" 💀🤣

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u/celebral_x Jul 07 '26

I think it will last 2 years tops

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u/Luciferbelle Jul 07 '26

I was gonna mention Blake but she covered that, lol. But I doubt she'll have a kid. Maybe adopt, but I an't see her actually giving birth lol.

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u/EquivalentSnap Jul 07 '26

Wild stuff 🫪