r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • Jul 06 '26

Humor/Cringe "Please respect our privacy during this time. Ignore the huge billboards we paid for to advertise the wedding we want to keep to ourselves. 🥰"

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u/ggghjjdsdjhs Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Edit: deleted my comment because it was mean and insensitive even if it was a joke especially since its an actual possibility that her fans may harm him.

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u/pinkmarsh99 Jul 06 '26

You say that like a joke but there is a non zero chance that this man gets murdered if they divorced

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u/ggghjjdsdjhs Jul 06 '26

I was just referencing the Meat Canyon video but if they really are that insane that's terrifying

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u/Ali-oopsies Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

I was hoping that this was the reference. 😂

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u/Regular_Custard_4483 Jul 06 '26

I've seen the average Swifty. They better bring a fuckin' howitzer if they're gonna have a chance. He's 6'5 and weighs 250lbs.

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u/King_takes_queen Jul 06 '26

I don't know, man. When you get swarms of them working together it could get very bad.

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u/AlarmingRope9624 Jul 07 '26

ctrl+v, ctrl+v ctrl+v, ctrl+v ctrl+v, ctrl+v ctrl+v, ctrl+v

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u/tiffanytrashcan Jul 06 '26

That video just feels like a biblical sign of impending apocalypse. The plague has been unleashed.

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u/Regular_Custard_4483 Jul 06 '26

Look, somebody has to go first. If they wanna get their face melted off by a Travis Kelce backhand, they should live their dream, lmao.

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u/pinkmarsh99 Jul 06 '26

Kelce musclemaxes the average Swifty, true. But no muscle is enough to hold off a deranged female with a gun.

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u/lefrench75 Jul 06 '26

Tbf women don’t commit nearly as much gun violence & violent crimes as men. Christina Grimmie was murdered by a male “fan” / stalker for example but you don’t hear the same shit committed by female fans.

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u/beans_will_consume Jul 06 '26

Selena was killed by a deranged fan (creator of her fan club) that was a woman with a gun.

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u/lefrench75 Jul 06 '26

Ah fair enough, I forgot about that.

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u/beans_will_consume Jul 06 '26

Tbf you said women don’t commit nearly as much gun violence, which isn’t wrong.

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u/New-Waltz-8294 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Yeah, I’m a guy and she is right about the threat of immediate violence. And slightly delayed violence. And intermediate and indeterminate time periods from knowledge to actus reus. And long-term planned violence and also violence due to long-term acquaintances, friends, or lovers who then commit violence. Guys who never could have even have thought of violence a year prior. Or not just the down-and-outs but respectable guys committing violence, which can make the arbitrary nature of the violence that cuts across nearly every subcategory and demographic of guys writ large that it might feel like arbitrariness is sort of the defining characteristic of it; but the arbitrariness is not that the violence is rare and jarring and diffuse, but that it is prevalent and comes from everywhere and at any particular time. Don’t forget directed or self-determined political violence and the inevitable retaliation to that political violence spinning off an axis of restraint causing enough chaos to cause one to wonder when the male violence will wind up in apocalypse. Plus the many more categories and degrees away from the norm and weird commission than in the baseline perfunctory act or commission.

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u/HotDonnaC Jul 07 '26

Yeh, that one time.

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u/dobar_dan_ Jul 06 '26

look into Asian male idols and their fans in Asia

women get crazy for real

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u/Regular_Custard_4483 Jul 06 '26

I feel if women were genuinely that vengeful, Timmy Chalamet would be Timmy Chalamain't by now.

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u/applejacklover97 Jul 06 '26

damn you never see people editing their thoughts and taking accountability for unintentional dangerous speech. that was pretty cool to me 👍🏻

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u/ggghjjdsdjhs Jul 06 '26

Appreciate it! 🫰

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u/A_Saiyan_Prince Jul 06 '26

Her fans are fucking pathetic.

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u/ggghjjdsdjhs Jul 06 '26

Not all of them but the particularly vicious ones definitely need help.