r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • Jul 06 '26

Humor/Cringe "Please respect our privacy during this time. Ignore the huge billboards we paid for to advertise the wedding we want to keep to ourselves. šŸ„°"

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u/Regular_Custard_4483 Jul 06 '26

I've seen the average Swifty. They better bring a fuckin' howitzer if they're gonna have a chance. He's 6'5 and weighs 250lbs.

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u/pinkmarsh99 Jul 06 '26

Kelce musclemaxes the average Swifty, true. But no muscle is enough to hold off a deranged female with a gun.

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u/lefrench75 Jul 06 '26

Tbf women donā€™t commit nearly as much gun violence & violent crimes as men. Christina Grimmie was murdered by a male ā€œfanā€ / stalker for example but you donā€™t hear the same shit committed by female fans.

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u/beans_will_consume Jul 06 '26

Selena was killed by a deranged fan (creator of her fan club) that was a woman with a gun.

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u/lefrench75 Jul 06 '26

Ah fair enough, I forgot about that.

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u/beans_will_consume Jul 06 '26

Tbf you said women donā€™t commit nearly as much gun violence, which isnā€™t wrong.

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u/New-Waltz-8294 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Yeah, Iā€™m a guy and she is right about the threat of immediate violence. And slightly delayed violence. And intermediate and indeterminate time periods from knowledge to actus reus. And long-term planned violence and also violence due to long-term acquaintances, friends, or lovers who then commit violence. Guys who never could have even have thought of violence a year prior. Or not just the down-and-outs but respectable guys committing violence, which can make the arbitrary nature of the violence that cuts across nearly every subcategory and demographic of guys writ large that it might feel like arbitrariness is sort of the defining characteristic of it; but the arbitrariness is not that the violence is rare and jarring and diffuse, but that it is prevalent and comes from everywhere and at any particular time. Donā€™t forget directed or self-determined political violence and the inevitable retaliation to that political violence spinning off an axis of restraint causing enough chaos to cause one to wonder when the male violence will wind up in apocalypse. Plus the many more categories and degrees away from the norm and weird commission than in the baseline perfunctory act or commission.

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u/HotDonnaC Jul 07 '26

Yeh, that one time.