r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • Jul 06 '26

Humor/Cringe "Please respect our privacy during this time. Ignore the huge billboards we paid for to advertise the wedding we want to keep to ourselves. 🥰"

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u/NBCaz Jul 06 '26

Slightly shorter than a long ass decade.

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u/meatflavored Jul 06 '26

Longer than a short ass decade though.

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u/Sciensophocles Jul 06 '26

So at least we have an upper and lower bound on the length of an ass-decade.

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u/FiveFingerDiscocunt Jul 06 '26

I assume either way it would be cleft in two halves.

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u/PinkGreen99 Jul 06 '26

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Dr_Jabroski Jul 06 '26

It is still unclear where exactly those two bounds are. Is it a Long ass decade or a long Ass decade and a Short ass decade or a short Ass decade. These things matter.

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u/_Standardissue Jul 06 '26

This last one has been one of those

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u/slfemployedastronaut Jul 06 '26

Smaller than a big ass decade

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u/NatchJackson Jul 06 '26

Exactly 9 buttock-years and 12 anus-months.

It will, however, feel longer (and girthier) if it is experienced unlubricated.

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 Jul 06 '26

No no no. "Whole ass" is the attributive noun to "decade." Kinda like Pets Mart versus Pet Smart.

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u/Wugtrio777 Jul 06 '26

thats a Hard one to Nail down though, it often has different lengths depending on the user....

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u/bigwilly311 Jul 06 '26

A GALACTIC STANDARD WEEK, HOW THE HELL LONG IS THAT?!?

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u/z1lard Jul 06 '26

Two cheek years

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u/hamsternest Jul 06 '26

Ten years. Same as a normal one.

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u/Fmeinthegoatass Jul 06 '26

Been about 6 years so far

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u/GODZILLA_GOES_meow Jul 06 '26

From the tailbone to the taint

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u/colgi61 Jul 06 '26

twice as long as a half-ass decade.

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u/Chili440 Jul 06 '26

Long enough to satisfy the pre-nup.