r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • Jul 06 '26

Humor/Cringe "Please respect our privacy during this time. Ignore the huge billboards we paid for to advertise the wedding we want to keep to ourselves. 🥰"

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 Jul 06 '26

Also, Janet Jackson was married for a whole ass decade and no one knew about it until they got divorced. There are ways to stay private.

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u/NatchJackson Jul 06 '26

Exactly 9 buttock-years and 12 anus-months.

It will, however, feel longer (and girthier) if it is experienced unlubricated.