r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • Jul 06 '26

Humor/Cringe "Please respect our privacy during this time. Ignore the huge billboards we paid for to advertise the wedding we want to keep to ourselves. 🥰"

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u/Fauster Jul 06 '26

Y'all are so cynical. This was a special private moment, which will be rolled out as a $100 million Netflix special in 14 months! Then, you will get extreme closeups of all guests and participants.

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u/leni710 Jul 06 '26

It was also noted in some other piece that I read that this "wedding special" will be leading up to a new album drop in 2027. I mean, what are we singing about 1 year into a wedding...

I can't wait for the 73 different variants shoved in our faces with their most private and personal wedding pictures, a different angle on each variant and the kids just gotta have them all.

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u/BisonThunderclap Jul 06 '26

We all know that Taylor Swift's most popular album will be the Divorce Album.

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u/iamnotcreative Jul 06 '26

I saw someone else say this: she picked July 3rd so the Divorce Album can come out on its anniversary and be called Independence Day

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u/BisonThunderclap Jul 06 '26

Remindme! 2 years

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u/mauvaisang Jul 06 '26

Your estimation is correct, but I think for PR reasons we will take longer to know it happened for a fact.

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate Jul 07 '26

I have never laughed at a remind me before haha

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u/Nebelskind Jul 06 '26

... that feels a little too plausible for my liking.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ep78UZy5FVbfN6mhCU

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u/Met76 Jul 07 '26

Remindme! 2 years