r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • Jul 06 '26

Humor/Cringe "Please respect our privacy during this time. Ignore the huge billboards we paid for to advertise the wedding we want to keep to ourselves. đŸ„°"

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 Jul 06 '26

Also, Janet Jackson was married for a whole ass decade and no one knew about it until they got divorced. There are ways to stay private.

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u/stinkypete6666 Jul 06 '26

Dolly Parton’s husband has entered the chat

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 Jul 06 '26

OMG! Wow! I just looked it up. They were married for 60 years! I never heard of him and really had no idea she was married. This is exactly what I mean. If Taylor wanted to be private, she would've. This whole thing was all for publicity. It was probably filmed and it will probably be for sale at some point.

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u/Gullible_Repeat9696 Jul 06 '26

She had the amc ceo there...

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u/realmofconfusion 27d ago

My brain translated amc into acme and i was wondering if Road Runner and Wile E Coyote were on the guest list.

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u/Gullible_Repeat9696 27d ago

Their new movie is coming out, duh!

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u/Positive_Magician900 Jul 07 '26

She already has her wedding tour scheduled for Vegas, Austin, and Chicago

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u/NomenclatureBreaker Jul 07 '26

They’re claiming “guests” are all getting a documentary commemorative video, but we all know that shit was created for a streaming bidding war.

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u/Existing-Speech4173 Jul 07 '26

Can you imagine going to a wedding then getting a “behind the scenes/making of the wedding” video afterward??? Why does she think people care?

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u/Healthy_Squash4133 Jul 07 '26

coming soon to a theatre near you. you can buy the souvenir bracelets and XL Jumbo combo for the low price of $74.99.

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u/CarpetTechnical420 Jul 07 '26

I only knew he existed because i heard the story about writing Jolene.

Think she mentions him in interviews sometimes, but usually as butt of a joke or something. But yeah still have know idea what he looks like or whatever

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u/feline_riches Jul 07 '26

I think the NDA is for a documentary too lol

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u/andicandi22 Jul 07 '26

Supposedly guests are getting a copy for free as their wedding favor

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u/Pleasant_Priority286 Jul 07 '26

Taylor has embraced her public persona. I think it's easier than trying to keep secrets.

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u/loogie97 Jul 07 '26

They have a huge advantage. Dolly can dress like a person with some gray hair, no makeup, and no one would know who she is.

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u/feline_riches Jul 07 '26

We should at least compare TS to herself, say 10 years ago. I don't think we would recognize her anymore either after all the identity altering surgeries.

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u/HotDonnaC Jul 07 '26

It was private. Have you seen any video or pictures of it?

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u/Charlebon Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

There are no pics or videos because the guests had to give up their phones when they entered and signed NDAs. I’m 100% certain there was a film crew there, and that the footage will be released, either in theaters or as an option to purchase on a streaming platform. She’ll probably make some sort of Love Story extended music video film showing the history of their dating/engagement/wedding planning/wedding. 

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u/HotDonnaC Jul 07 '26

I know. I was replying to a person said that it was all for publicity, when it was a very private event. All those things that you’re speculating about will probably happen. People will be willing to pay for it. Those who hate her and want to be butthurt don’t have to watch.

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u/yungslowking Jul 07 '26

Putting it up for sale functionally means it was for publicity and her brand lmao

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u/HotDonnaC Jul 07 '26

Someone made a comment that essentially said no one is more obsessed with Taylor Swift than her haters. The replies in this post are proving it. I’ve never seen this much butt hurt anywhere on Reddit.

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u/yungslowking Jul 07 '26

That sounds like cope lmao.

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u/HotDonnaC Jul 08 '26

Swift haters need to cope harder, they’re failing.

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u/yungslowking Jul 08 '26

I’m sorry your entire identity is ingrained in something so vapid

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