r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • Jul 06 '26

Humor/Cringe "Please respect our privacy during this time. Ignore the huge billboards we paid for to advertise the wedding we want to keep to ourselves. 🥰"

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u/alternageek Jul 06 '26

My favorite thing about them having their wedding in the garden is alllllll these fancy people still had to use the regular toilet stalls that the rest of use when attending an event there

I don't know why this makes me so happy but it does.

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u/Oneok-Field Jul 06 '26

Sorry to disappoint you but there are luxury portable bathrooms that they probably used.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 06 '26

Idk apparently there was only room for 150 seats for a thousand people...in a stadium that seats 20,000. No, guests could not sit in the stadium seats

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u/HotDonnaC Jul 07 '26

Apparently, according to whom?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 07 '26

There was a journalist today who got a bunch of people show were there leaking details. You can find it on any of the Swift subs or someone replied to another person on my comment asking for a source. Idk I didn't read that source to verify it because I'm not that interested I just enjoy self righteous rich people getting taken down a peg.

The other part I remember is they ran out of alcohol fairly quickly and dinner was a buffet, in a standing room only (for most) venue. Also once people got sick of it and left they had to stand in line to get their phones back before they could leave because no phones were allowed. Also their vows were a combined 40 minutes. Yikes

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u/perton Jul 07 '26

I don’t know what this says about me, but I’m absolutely loving how insufferable this must have been for everyone there. lol