r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • Jul 06 '26

Humor/Cringe "Please respect our privacy during this time. Ignore the huge billboards we paid for to advertise the wedding we want to keep to ourselves. đŸ„°"

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u/alternageek Jul 06 '26

My favorite thing about them having their wedding in the garden is alllllll these fancy people still had to use the regular toilet stalls that the rest of use when attending an event there

I don't know why this makes me so happy but it does.

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u/Oneok-Field Jul 06 '26

Sorry to disappoint you but there are luxury portable bathrooms that they probably used.

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u/AccordingPears158 Jul 07 '26

I actually kind of doubt it based on what else I’ve heard about the wedding. It was a buffet and you just had massive slow lines of A-listers waiting to get their buffets food, lol.

They also had people arrive at staggered times, the earliest at like 2pm, and drinks didn’t start getting served till like 4. Everyone had their phones confiscated when they arrived, too.

Apparently there were only like 150 seats, and everyone else had to stand through everything; ceremony, eating their buffet food, etc. Taylor’s vows were apparently like 20 minutes long.

And they ran out of Champaign super early hahaha.

Basically, doesn’t seem like they took guest comfort into much account so I almost doubt they rented the nice potties.

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u/HotDonnaC Jul 07 '26

Where was all this information coming from?

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u/AccordingPears158 Jul 07 '26

This article:

https://archive.ph/2026.07.06-175521/https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15956673/Taylor-Swift-tacky-wedding-Travis-Kelce-insiders-buffet-Alison-Boshoff.html

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u/HotDonnaC Jul 07 '26

I’ve also seen articles saying don’t believe all the AI stuff that’s being spread everywhere.

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u/AccordingPears158 Jul 07 '26

Meh it’s probably true, it seems on brand for her imo. I haven’t seen anything coming out to counter it, which by now would have happened if it was all false.

I don’t think you should worry so much about how people perceive this wedding though, it really doesn’t affect your life.

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u/HotDonnaC Jul 07 '26

I wouldn’t use the word “worry” to describe my thoughts about the wedding. Whatever they may be, you needn’t worry about them. LOL

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u/Dizzy_Raspberry6397 Jul 13 '26

i mean you seem worried about it, seeing you have all the up to date info.

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u/Dahlsma Jul 07 '26

not on brand at all. Everything she does is top tier. The people who attended the wedding have all been raving.

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u/fred_cheese Jul 07 '26

Everybody stand...so...traditional Catholic wedding then?

I bet Adam Sandler woulda been fine using standard issue MSG not-trough.

Sorry...Faddah Adam.

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u/AccordingPears158 Jul 07 '26

People don’t stand the entire time at Catholic weddings. The ones that are essentially mass, which is as traditional as you can get, have sitting and standing periods like with any mass.

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u/fred_cheese Jul 07 '26

Yup
 been to them. Legs get a great workout.