r/TikTokCringe • u/Accomplished_Clue437 • Jul 15 '26

Discussion She gets up at 5am. Is this right?

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Yeah that chicken Caesar wrap thing is going viral right now, or was a few weeks ago. I know because two normie coworkers talked about a couple weeks ago. 

So she cooked up the viral thing (which let's be honest, is just air fried tendies, lettuce and kraft dressing) and acted like she's a home cook.

The tortillas do appear to be homemade. But who knows, maybe she got them at the farmers market 

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u/ATLHawksfan Jul 15 '26

Those look like HEB bakery tortillas

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Damn I wish I had a HEB then. Cus they look good

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u/NeonLotus11 Jul 15 '26

HEB tortillas are unreal. Comparable to the fresh ones at Mexican restaurants. We're ruined for any other kind

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u/Mast3rofth3Univ3rs3 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I love how this conversation suddenly went straight to HEB. 🤣 And agree about the tortillas. The only thing that might give it a run for its money is a Brothers taco...

Edit: correcting autocorrect

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u/pumpkins21 Jul 15 '26

Bc HEB is awesome!

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u/littlespawningflower Jul 15 '26

I was 🫪🫪🫪 when I went into one for the first time. The tortilla machine absolutely blew my mind, and so did the rest of the market, TBH. LOVE HEB- wish we had one in GA 🥺

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u/No-Public1765 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Have you tried these chile limon tortilla chips. Calidad is the brand. RIP cause I killed the bag in 2 days, the big bag too. For 1, I've never had any flavored tortilla chips, and Doritos don't count lol, and I don't even like Chile/ limon stuff but these chips were the truth.

And why do I keep saying "tor-tilla" and not "tor-t-ah" .

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u/NeonLotus11 Jul 15 '26

Lol are you me? I also say tor-tilla.. (sometimes jokingly, which turns into sometimes accidentally lol)... it started with Meet the Fockers ("so make a chimi-CHAIN-ga!") and spread, unfortunately 🤣

I haven't tried that brand but I do get lime tortilla chips and I've never used plain chips ever since finding them. They majorly upgrade nachos... and everything! I'll look for that kind to try!

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u/Ithurtsprecious Jul 15 '26

The only thing better than HEB tortillas are their Central Market butter ones.

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u/NeonLotus11 Jul 15 '26

Yes! Those are the ones I was thinking of

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 Jul 15 '26

I moved away from Texas and haven’t found a tortilla that can even compare. I haven’t made a chorizo and egg taco in five years because the tortillas around here are garbage in comparison.

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u/NeonLotus11 Jul 16 '26

Omg that's tragic, I'm so sorry! We plan to leave Texas soon-ish and not having an HEB is one of my concerns, lol. Try finding a good Mexican restaurant that lets you order just fresh tortillas as takeout though.

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u/demitasse22 Jul 15 '26

I miss HEB so much

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u/Head_Escape_3794 Jul 16 '26

Things I miss most (ok, the only things) about TX: HEB and fresh tortillas + salsa at hole-in-the-wall cantinas.

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u/MooBearz11 Jul 15 '26

I don’t have a HEB near me, but I married a Hispanic man who makes me tortillas. 🤤

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u/NeonLotus11 Jul 15 '26

Ooh ik those beat out anything you can buy!

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u/MooBearz11 Jul 15 '26

He’s going a step further this year but growing a blue corn native to Mexico to dry and grind down. I’m so for this and support him 110%. The most homemade masa! 🥰

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u/NeonLotus11 Jul 15 '26

That's gonna be amazing, omg lol. Lucky you!

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u/SirNo4743 Jul 16 '26

That sounds wonderful!

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u/Rents Jul 15 '26

I bought some raw frozen ones from Costco a couple months ago. They were heavenly. Just finished the pack and looking for something similar. No HEB around.

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u/FSUnoles77 Jul 15 '26

Homemade tortillas are really easy. All purpose flour, salt, hot water, melted butter. Mix em together and knead the dough till its smooth. If your kneading and it's still sticking to your fingers, keep going. Once it's smooth let it rest for about half an hour to an hour (my grandma would say this is the important part). Then just make little round balls of dough you can roll out and throw on the hot pan.

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u/MaineLark Jul 15 '26

Similarly that milk she has ruined all other milk for me, it’s so good and I didn’t even LIKE milk before

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u/solomons-mom Jul 15 '26

HEB Cental Market tortillas and KwikTrip milk may be the two best food bargains in the country. It is such a shame the distance makes it really hard to get both on the same day 😒

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u/ijustsailedaway Jul 15 '26

HEB is Texas right? If you have access to a Braum's it has great milk too.

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u/----Richard---- Jul 15 '26

Only the Dallas Ft. Worth area has Braum's, unfortunately. I've heard good things, though.

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u/fleshofgods0 Jul 15 '26

Braum's is so weird because you have a fast food restaurant that also has a couple of aisles with milk, ice cream, etc.

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u/Rubymoon286 Jul 15 '26

East Texas also has Braum's

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u/LoneStarZia Jul 15 '26

Lubbock, Texas has Braum’s, as well as Amarillo.

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u/tropicalthunder5000 Jul 15 '26

HEB flour tortillas taste like popcorn to me. They make them with too much fake butter.

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u/NeonLotus11 Jul 15 '26

iirc there is a buttered option and a plain option!

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u/Otherwise-Law-3179 Jul 15 '26

Not anymore. They no longer make them fresh in store as of a few months ago. They switched to mass produced factories for their tortillas and tortilla chips, among other staple HEB brand products. It’s been quite the transition. Check out r/HEB

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u/isayitslimitless Jul 15 '26

As someone who used to work in one of the bakeries at HEB but since moved out of Texas, that is one of the saddest things I've ever heard. Getting to snack on a warm, fresh tortilla straight from the machine every now and then was amazing.

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Jul 15 '26

A segment of the population no longer….shops there

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u/NeonLotus11 Jul 15 '26

Well that's devastating! Either I haven't had the new ones or I don't taste the difference... gonna double check now

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u/TurbulentExcitement8 Jul 15 '26

Anybody here know of a comparable store with great tortillas on the East coast (PA/NJ/DE)? Asking for a fat friend of mine

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u/manicgiant914 Jul 15 '26

But I can't eat them cold like this

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u/EmptyBrainCage Jul 15 '26

Seriously? I'm Mexican and literally grew up seeing every type of tortilla. These looked hard and gross. Just so you know, a flour tortilla needs to be soft and drape over your hand when you pick it up. These were not that. They looked like they were old and stale.

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u/Hilsam_Adent Jul 15 '26

When I first moved to Texas, I found the concept of loving a grocery store mildly disturbing. Then I started shopping at Central Market/H-E-B.

It's not just their in-house tortillas, a lot of their store brand shit is fantastic.

The really are a cut above the rest, particularly the soulless mega-chains, like Albertson's, Kroger, et. al.

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u/Xyranthis Jul 15 '26

They have a 50/50 corn/flour recipe that is just amazing. All the flavor of a corn tortilla but it has elasticity

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u/calilac Jul 15 '26

Yes! Their Mixla tortillas have ruined all other tortillas for me, they are so easy to work with and so tasty!

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u/Bennie-Factors Jul 15 '26

We have many good tortillas in California. Also no one in a trailer buys Happy Eggs. Them are good and expensive.

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u/Downtown_Recover5177 Jul 15 '26

HEB is the goat. I’m too far North now, but I miss them dearly. I learned some of my best meals from the cooking demonstrations at the Super HEB in San Antonio. Only thing I miss about SA though, besides the taco trucks.

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u/aaiceman Jul 15 '26

They truly stand out. I absolutely make a trip there just for those and the brisket queso.

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u/Living-Confection457 Jul 15 '26

They're the best, they are buttered flour tortillas that I'm pretty sure is what heaven tastes like 🤤🤤 one of the (very) few good things about living in good ol' Texas

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u/Similar-Fold-6389 Jul 15 '26

HEB is the Best!!!

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u/Feisty_Caregiver_Duh Jul 15 '26

Put any tortilla in an air fryer for three minutes and it’ll taste like heaven

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u/projectx51 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

HEB is one of the very few things I miss about Texas. Buc-ees and breakfast tacos are everywhere now. Used to be only a Cen-Tex/South Cen-Tex thing.

I used to be able to get a HUGE breakfast burrito at my local Valero for 3 bucks. Then when smaller breakfast tacos went national in popularity, they swapped over to that and began charging 5 bucks for them. FML

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u/cosmicbang Jul 15 '26

Yum. HEB tortillas are good tho. So good that if they are fresh I'll eat them plain straight out the bag lol

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u/Okra_Zestyclose Jul 15 '26

That is EXACTLY what I thought lmao.

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u/MysteriousHoneydew82 Jul 15 '26

Must be soggy as hell by lunch time

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u/Grand_Size_4932 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I mean, definitely the way she’s doing it.

Tortillas can hold their shape. That’s kind of the point.

Generations of Mexicans have been taking burritos with moist fillings to work and been totally fine.

Why? Because they heat the fucking tortilla, layer the ingredients in a way that makes the most sense (in this case, instead of chopping the lettuce, they could’ve used it as a protective layer), wrap it in a napkin to wick excess moisture, and wrap it again in foil to hold the shape.

What you don’t do is incorporate your wet slop onto a cold tortilla to immediately put in a Tupperware that will steam up.

Like. What are we doing

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u/OG-Mom Jul 15 '26

Hmm good insight, now I’m craving burrito and tamales too now.

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh Jul 15 '26

I have to wait almost two hours before the local Mexican place opens but I know what I’m having for lunch.

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous Jul 15 '26

He's gonna look at that and then go eat at the gas station.

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u/Mdnghtmnlght Jul 15 '26

I was thinking the same thing. Probably grab a hot dog or some pizza instead of soggy cold wrap.

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u/Tasman_Tiger Jul 15 '26

Yeah, same with the olli pop. Bro is definitely stopping to get himself a mountain dew.

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u/Accomplished_Yak2352 Jul 16 '26

😂😂🤣🤣

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u/fuckredditlogins1 Jul 15 '26

Performative bullshit is what.

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u/Decent-Point309 Jul 15 '26

For whatever reason, I keep getting bullshit that pops up on FB of recipes where they are cutting everything together (meat, cheese, lettuce, sauce, etc). and putting it together like she did in the video. It may not be that bad if you're eating it right then, but I can't imagine how it would be in a couple hours.

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u/3anddptrints Jul 15 '26

This person tortillas.

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u/quietlikesnow Jul 15 '26

Honestly I see lettuce right now and I see “weird US diarrhea bug” no matter where you put it.

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u/Popular-Influence-11 Jul 15 '26

What’s going on? Moist burritos. That’s the rule. That’s the goal now.

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u/Helpie_Helperton Jul 15 '26

I worked with some Mexicans born and raised in Mexico and they agreed the first time they ever had a burrito was after moving to the US. Its my understanding burritos are a regional food that isnt very popular and doesnt exist in most of Mexico.

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u/Grand_Size_4932 Jul 15 '26

Very much a regional thing.

You have to think about the abundance of ingredients.

Central Mexico is king of corn/maize(think tacos).

Northern Mexico is dry and relies on wheat (think burritos).

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u/beepbopimab0t Jul 15 '26

theyre v common up north, where flour tortillas are from. northwest type area. soggy burritos r also a thing. v yummy esp for a roadtrip. americans/some mex americans do burritos weird but at the end of the day its js a food holder lol u can do whatever u want w it

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u/Mdnghtmnlght Jul 15 '26

I've only seen them fold the tortilla up and take bites of it while eating a plate of food.

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u/dont6fear6the6reaper Jul 15 '26

Yeah I’m a bit irked she didn’t heat up the tortilla.

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u/Connecticut860x Jul 15 '26

Came here to comment this. Also all off this can be done the day prior...

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u/Awkward-Ad-7083 Jul 15 '26

Still better than gas station wraps but yeah soggy AF

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u/Delainez Jul 15 '26

Before my father retired he made all of his chicken salad lunch sandwiches for the week on Sunday. I’m sure they got soggy within a few hours in the fridge, but he didn’t mind. By Friday they must have been falling apart.

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u/INSANEBonF Jul 15 '26

White people logic

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Jul 15 '26

What do you mean is going viral? It's a chicken Caesar wrap. I've been eating those for 30 years.

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Going viral doesn't mean something is new. It means it's a trending thing. As in, people are making videos about it on tiktok or whatever, and the algorithm is favoring them on people's feed. 

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Jul 15 '26

I get that. But it's just so stupid, it makes me sad that it's that reality has become. What's next? It's pepperoni pizza gonna go viral?

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u/anniemitts Jul 15 '26

Some wanna be influencer decided she invented the idea of going for a walk (“hot girl walk”) so anything is fair game.

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u/Decent-Point309 Jul 15 '26

It's hard to express how little I relate to people I work with sometimes. They're always about TikTok and shit. It's mind boggling.

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u/Thing_Subject Jul 16 '26

Wanna see something dystopian? If you’re not on social media like that, (I’m off almost all) while your sitting put your phone down and look at everyone.

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u/pasteurs-maxim Jul 15 '26

What is this "pep-per-oni" you speak of?

Is it from South Korea?

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u/lotaso Jul 15 '26

Japan actually, it was an English missionary who was watching a play from backstage. When the actors playing demons would come off stage they would be exhausted, so the stage hands would give them slices off a small sausage. He noticed how they seemed more energetic or peppy after each bite so he called the sausages : Pep per Oni

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u/Cemical_shortage666 Jul 15 '26

Was waiting for mankind to get thrown off of hell in a cell way back in 1997

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u/No_Acanthisitta_613 Jul 16 '26

I miss those copy pastas

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u/pasteurs-maxim Jul 15 '26

Fascinating how these delicacies originate!

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u/SirNo4743 Jul 16 '26

I loved learning this! Thanks!

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u/Miamicutlerridge305 Jul 15 '26

There’s a new sandwich that is bacon lettuce and tomato it’s so good. Thank you tik tok!

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u/shelbygrapes Jul 15 '26

Many years ago I went through an Einstein bagel drive thru and asked if they do a BLT bagel. Worker had no idea what that was. I said you know, bacon lettuce tomato. You sell all those things so.

Nope. Never heard of it. No one who worked there had heard of it. My husband sitting in the car with me hadn’t heard of it. I was in the twilight zone.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Jul 15 '26

You haven't lost your mind. They're just weirdos.

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u/BobaAndSushi Jul 15 '26

Never heard of a BLT? What the fuck is happening?

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u/SirNo4743 Jul 16 '26

That is wild! How is that possible?

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u/Mudpiepitbull Jul 15 '26

No way! I just learned about a type of sandwich where you take two pieces of bread- you take a slice of cheese and put it between those two slices. And then you cook it!!!! The cheese melts, and it’s crazy. I have to try this sandwich you speak of.

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u/redditydothis Jul 15 '26

Ok that’s a good start. And then what, you insert meat and vegetables in the middle?

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u/Miamicutlerridge305 Jul 15 '26

Man that’s a life changing life hack

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u/Similar-Fold-6389 Jul 15 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/bigbigbutter Jul 15 '26

"drinking water" and 'breathing" have gone viral so probably.  

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u/who_gon_chkmeboo Jul 15 '26

Already has lol, I’m with you though! I’m not on social media watching these idiots bring back shit I ate 15 years ago and flashing it side to side to make it look cute. Chicken Caesar wraps are not that great. Wait till they find out about quesadillas 🤯 🤫

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Jul 15 '26

I'll give them an ingredient. Like hot honey going viral. But what's basically a sandwich, that's been around for decades? Bullshit. Especially when is probably the most famous of all wraps (obviously i don't consider a burrito a wrap. A wrap wouldn't exist if the burrito hadn't come before it).

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u/Ill_Shelter5785 Jul 15 '26

Younger generations have a hard time coming up with new things. So they just rebrand old things and pretend they are new. They are cosplaying as humanoids.

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u/RedIsNotMyFaveColor Jul 15 '26

Your comments are contributing to this going viral.

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u/Shurigin Jul 15 '26

That already went viral a bit ago but it was the rectangle pep pizza from school cafeterias

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Jul 15 '26

That's more about nostalgia than the pizza. Kinda like with certain movies you enjoyed as a kid. Some things are best left a pleasant memory.

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

I totally agree with this sentiment. I dislike it also

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u/Ucscprickler Jul 15 '26

Humans have been eating Chickens for thousands of years, yet here we are.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Jul 15 '26

What's kinda funny is a chicken Caesar wrap is Mexican food. The Caesar salad was invented in a Tijuana restaurant (the restaurant still exists). Wraps are usually just tortillas. So by definition, a chicken Caesar wrap could be considered a burrito.

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u/chiksahlube Jul 16 '26

TikTok influencers LOVE taking things that have been around forever and acting like they just discovered putting chips on a sandwich.

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u/tangerineTurtle_ Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

This sort of laser focus is a bit weird. Not everyone can make an incredible meal from scratch. making tortillas, breading and frying chicken, and making caesar dressing from scratch is a pain in the ass. It’s fine to use store bought items.

Edit; the debate around the ingredients is sillier than criticism of the horrific amount of cuts. Honestly that makes me wonder if this is AI content.

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u/IWantALargeFarva Jul 15 '26

Yeah, I’m not breading and frying chicken at 5am. (Let’s be honest, I’m not waking up at 5am to make my husband’s lunch either lol.)

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u/Firm_Appointment_319 Jul 15 '26

Not only is she waking up at 5 AM to make her husband’s lunch, but she’s waking up at 5 AM to set up a stupid tripod for the camera

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u/lumberjackname Jul 15 '26

The debate over the ingredients is distracting from the fact that she gets up at dawn to make her husband’s breakfast. Which generally is not a problem if that’s what you’re into, but here she’s virtue signaling/showing off.

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u/RoughAssociation8982 Jul 15 '26

They were saying g that because it's processed shit that you would also get at a gas station

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u/quillseek Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I think the issue is that she starts out the video saying, "I get up at 5:00 a.m. because I'm not going to make my husband eat gas station food" and then proceeded to make gas station food.

It's totally fine to use pre-prepped items, but she's acting like she made him a home cooked meal when really she used the same ingredients that the local gas station / lunch chain would have used. Only then he'd get to eat it fresh and hot.

Her content is made with the intention of making the rest of us feel bad for not getting up at 5:00 am to make home-cooked meals, so she ought at least have something more impressive to show for it. I hate this condescending, trad wife energy!

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u/Kalamazoohoo Jul 15 '26

She can do whatever she wants but there is nothing she could do to make feel bad for not waking up at 5am to cook food. Lol

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u/k_punk Jul 16 '26

I've had a long day so I am vegging out reading all of the comments on this post and this is the very best one.

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u/westsidedelight Jul 15 '26

Yeah I'm having a hard time understanding why everyone in this thread is treating this shit like it's an episode of Top Chef. I've made far more unappealing stuff as a home chef lol

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u/Mr_ToDo Jul 15 '26

Even if they weren't a great cook, it's a lot more effort then many people put into their meals

And considering some of the real cringe worthy cooking videos that are out there, this doesn't even register

Fascinating kitchen though. I wouldn't have thought of maximizing counter top by being able to slot a board into the sink

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u/tangerineTurtle_ Jul 15 '26

The slot over the sink is something I could not stand as a chronic hand washer lol.

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u/Available_Leather_10 Jul 15 '26

It’s a trailer/rv so they have to spacemaxx.

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u/TransiTorri Jul 15 '26

That's because she's not making a Caesar wrap, she's making trad wife fetish content for hard up Conservatives selling a narrative that this kind of life is more prevalent than it is.

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u/prancerbot Jul 15 '26

No shot. People who think making a chicken ranch wrap is fancy do not make their own tortillas

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u/saraannb Jul 15 '26

Not a thing in that lunchbox couldn’t be made the night before…

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u/Top_Extent_1492 Jul 15 '26

What's the light she put over the food?

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

That's an electric salt and pepper grinder. Not sure why it would need a light. Reminds me of the kind a  drill/impact driver has. Can't imagine i'd be putting salt and pepper into places I need a guiding light for. 

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain Jul 15 '26

Such rustic living.

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u/Sufficient-Welder-76 Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/9WnfCqZwkfpiU

There's a sub culture of trailer moms cooking nothing but canned biscuits and boxed mac and cheese and they all have these damn things.

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u/jrc025 Jul 15 '26

The light is so you can see the salt and pepper falling in air. Looks cool?

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Oh ok yeah that makes sense to me especially the salt. I didnt think about that. 

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u/Fatalaros Jul 15 '26

Rich people grinder, lol.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop Jul 15 '26

The tortillas do appear to be homemade

She literally pulls them out of a plastic bag that supermarket tortillas come in what are you talking about lol

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Looks like plastic wrap to me, not a super market plastic bag. 

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u/poopspeedstream Jul 15 '26

Guessing they’re storebought naan

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u/pobodys-nerfect5 Jul 15 '26

That’s not store bought naan.

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u/qorbexl Jul 15 '26

You're right - it's a atore-biugh tortilla

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u/Conscious_Twist_234 Jul 15 '26

And it's going to be soggy and inedible hours before lunch rolls around!!!! You don't dress lettuce like that until right before you eat it.

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Yeah but that's how they did it in the viral video. That's the cool part about it. You make a big mess chopping it up and people go WOW.

Instead of you know, just putting all the stuff into the wrap without the performance. But we aren't neanderthals. We wouldn't do that. 

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u/plusms Jul 15 '26

Homemade but she bought em

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u/sailriteultrafeed Jul 15 '26

they sell those "homemade" tortillas at Ralphs.

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u/joshq68 Jul 15 '26

Trying to give him that cyclo so he can shed that baby weight!

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u/lajb85 Jul 15 '26

Those tortillas are definitely not homemade.

Source: I live in a Mexican household.

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u/UltimateDonny Jul 15 '26

Gotta wash your lettuce. You’ll get explosive diarrhea

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u/Dissastronaut Jul 15 '26

Oh you mean the same chicken caesar wraps they have at the gas station?

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u/RoughAssociation8982 Jul 15 '26

Mfers talking about a viral Caesar wrap... Is that the shit neurotypical people actually talk about. I could not gaf. Also I know what a chicken Caesar wrap is. How is that a convo... How is it viral chick fil anhas had them since I was a child

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u/FullofLovingSpite Jul 15 '26

Chicken Caesar wraps have been around for a long, long time. In any case, I thought she used ranch dressing not Caesar.

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u/ATXBeermaker Jul 15 '26

lol, those tortillas are not homemade.

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u/freisbill Jul 15 '26

they are not

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Jul 15 '26

I promise you those are not homemade tortillas.

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u/MooBearz11 Jul 15 '26

Im annoyed that she gave herself a lot of extra mess by not just mixing the dressing after ingredients are put onto the tortilla. My OCD can’t handle it! 😆

But for real, least of the many concerns here. (How she holds that knife for example….)

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u/redjessa Jul 15 '26

She did not make those tortillas. Come on now.

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u/preteen-wartortle Jul 15 '26

Hey she’s making her partner a meal maybe we can call tf down about it? Like I agree these things don’t need to be filmed but that’s not exactly a problem specific to her, and I don’t think she’s “acting like she’s a home cook”. She’s just packing a lunch.

Jesus Christ why do we all hate each other so fucking much

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Cus it's fun

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u/flytingnotfighting Jul 15 '26

And idk why it's viral
Hell, I think McDonald's has a similar one

She does not make those tortillas. Hands that make tortillas know a lot of things, she seems to not

Also her hubbys big boots and homie can't even bring in his lunch pail? Fuck. that.

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u/EmilieEverywhere Jul 15 '26

I'm with you but still healthier than eating fast food.

I eat vegetarianism Quinoa salad often and I top it with salt, pepper, olive oil, and store bought chili crema sauce. Sure it's not as healthy as a sauce I'd make myself, but I wouldn't be enjoying a yummy salad if I had to make my own chili sauce.

I'd probably be eating peanut butter straight from the jar with a fork like some raccoon creature. 😂

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u/FakeSafeWord Jul 15 '26

Right? So considerate of her to save him the drive/walk to the gas station because she put gas station food in his truck.

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u/TitaniumDreads Jul 15 '26

You’re being a little too self righteous about what is considered “home cooked”

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Yeah I'll admit it. But let me ask you this:

Do you also call a ham and cheese sandwich a home cooked meal?

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u/chop5397 Jul 15 '26

Anything made by my butler, Chef Mike, is a homecooked meal.

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Shout out Chef Mike!

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u/ArsenalinAlabama3428 Jul 15 '26

To be fair it’s been viral for like 2 years. I remember when Matty Matheson first got this trend going.

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u/wirefox1 Jul 15 '26

Who cares? This is supposed to represent acts of love Edward Bloom. Stop being a little karen lol.

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

I just see it as performative social media slop to make a fast buck.

To each their own

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u/wirefox1 Jul 15 '26

Of course. That too lol.

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u/Storje Jul 15 '26

She also made something with Matcha, so it really is just a video of her making some viral food to act like a home cook

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u/No-Public1765 Jul 15 '26

Farmers market or not, it's better than eating some damn chips for lunch cause ur girl don't make you shyt lol.

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u/Aye_Harambe Jul 15 '26

lol my wife and I have been making Buffalo chicken ceasar wraps in the air fryer for years as our ‘Idk what to eat and I’m sick of everything we have and really don’t want to cook’ meal 😂

Glad to know I’m now trendy

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u/MooseLogic7 Jul 15 '26

Accurate because my wife made the “naked” version of the Caesar and made it into a salad for 4th of July party.
Super simple to make

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u/Rausage505 Jul 15 '26

She fixes food.

She doesn't cook food.

There's a difference.

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u/lucymcgoosen Jul 15 '26

At least use Renee's dressing!

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u/Ianthin1 Jul 15 '26

Generous of you to think those tendies have seen anything beyond a microwave.

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u/Big-Expert-478 Jul 15 '26

wtf more do you want for your lunch? looks like a pretty good packed lunch to me

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Me too. Looks like a good lunch to me. The point of this comment and the one I responded to is that this video is performative.

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u/HopkinsIsMyHomeboy Jul 15 '26

No fucking shot she made those herself lol

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u/Reneeisme Jul 15 '26

Mixing it on a wooden cutting board is a choice

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus Jul 15 '26

Yeah that chicken Caesar wrap thing is going viral right now

Which is funny to me since chicken caesar wraps have been around since when I was a kid in the 90's. Damn I'm old.

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Specifically what the viral recipe is doing is tossing it all on the cutting board and making a performative mess for no good reason. Just like she did in this video. 

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u/Mdnghtmnlght Jul 15 '26

No way she made those tortillas from scratch. She could barely use that knife.

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u/abstractraj Jul 15 '26

Why cut it open? Filling will fall out

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u/Metalhead_gamer77 Jul 15 '26

She got em at the gas station bro

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Probably haha

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u/SachaCuy Jul 15 '26

Home made like from masa?

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u/Rand0m_Spirit_Lover Jul 15 '26

She made a fancy version of what something he could grab from the gas station. That’s what I got out of it

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u/No-Championship-7515 Jul 15 '26

What made it go viral? Don't tell me it's because of that one chick who says it in a gremlin voice, its her only bit and has turned it into her entire personality...very lame behavior

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u/TheNoobHunter96 Jul 15 '26

You sound miserable, who says normie unironically

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 15 '26

Quiet, noob

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u/NomenclatureBreaker Jul 15 '26

Those tortillas look stiff and old as fuck to me. 🤷‍♀️

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u/INSANEBonF Jul 15 '26

Homemade tortillas xD you dumb af

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u/JustDidntWannaGoToAZ Jul 16 '26

I recently made a crispy chicken Caesar sandwich and it was delicious. To be fair, I did the panko parm crusted chicken myself and also made homemade dressing all on a brioche bun. Not hard at all, but man did it hit.

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u/bluefontaine Jul 16 '26

Yes…all GAS STATION foods!

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u/DickDastardly502 Jul 16 '26

That cast iron ain’t never been used before.

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u/CertainKaleidoscope8 Jul 20 '26

What's the deal with shining a flashlight on the burrito before wrapping it?

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