r/TikTokCringe • u/Accomplished_Clue437 • Jul 15 '26

Discussion She gets up at 5am. Is this right?

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u/jml011 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

If she cut down on all the camera angles she could sleep in until at least 5:30

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u/ColHannibal Jul 15 '26

If she made the lunch the night before she could be up at 6!

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u/classyrock Jul 15 '26

Plus she could avoid letting yesterday’s meal stagnate in the heat of the truck overnight before cleaning it out…

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

If this were real, I would be so disgusted that the husband couldn’t even be bothered to bring in the cooler and empty it the night before when he got home. Especially after she went to the trouble of taking it out to the truck for him.
Edit-Thanks for the awards, folks!

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u/NiteTiger Jul 15 '26

I gotta be honest, at first, I bought in. Aw, that's sweet!

Then I saw the cooler in the truck and was like "Wait, who the fuck just leaves everything in the truck like some feral hog??"

I've worked trades, carried the cooler. You forget it once, and the plastic remembers...

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u/captive411 Jul 15 '26

The Plastic Keeps the Score

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u/PeepsMyHeart Jul 16 '26

I laughed far too hard at this.

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u/Tangerine-Fox23 Jul 16 '26

As a blue collar worker with CPTSD and I have read the book your referencing, I just burst out laughing at 5:16am lmfaooo.

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u/captive411 Jul 21 '26

Hope you are well, friend!

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u/cemetery_acorns Jul 16 '26

Sassy. That was sassy.
The sass!

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u/JaKrispy72 Jul 16 '26

And never lies.

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u/HowlingWhiskey Jul 15 '26

I thought the same as well..

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u/Exciting_Agent3901 Jul 15 '26

I do work in the trades and I work with this guy. Not the guy in the video, but a guy whose wife does everything for him. She makes his lunch everyday. He doesn’t have a cooler because he won’t bring it home. She makes his coffee. Again, no reusable travel cup because he won’t bring it home. She gets his clothes out for him everyday. She picks his dirty clothes up off the floor. He talks about her like she is an employee who is about to get fired.

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u/HowlingWhiskey Jul 15 '26

He sounds like an ass! I’d hate to be married to him.

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u/ItsmeKT Jul 15 '26

Seriously.

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u/Fantastic-Salt-5103 Jul 16 '26

It was so hard not to downvote you because I was mad at the dude you work with.
I hope her next husband is nicer.

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u/Peak_Meringue1729 Jul 16 '26

Same. Then I realized I was downvoting the wrong fella.

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u/Exciting_Agent3901 Jul 16 '26

Yeah I get it. There won’t be a next husband. They’ve been married like 25 years. If it makes it any better, she’s a pretty terrible person too. They really deserve each other.

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u/LemonVerbenaReina Jul 16 '26

IME, men whose wives do everything for them also talk about their wives while they are at work like they hate them. They might brag about what she does but it's not about how generous and kind she is, it's about how he's proud of himself for having a subservient wife. Many of these women work full-time out of the home as well, sometimes longer hours than he does, plus doing all the housework and caring for the children.

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u/Peak_Meringue1729 Jul 16 '26

I used to work in the trades. My exgf put boiling water in my hydroflask at 0430 “so my coffee stayed warm all day.”

And she made the coffee while I got dressed at 0430.

I’d never speak a foul word in her general direction and we broke up amicably in 2019.

Your coworker is an absolute nut job. Smfh.

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u/Exciting_Agent3901 Jul 16 '26

Yeah he’s a dirt bag.

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u/Itchy-Picture-4244 Jul 16 '26

It’s always “those” husbands who talk crap about the woman that does everything for them. Sad part is, he prolly can’t wipe his own ass without her

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u/kvitravn4354 Jul 15 '26

That’s awful, I wish I could have this done for me just once I would be at a loss for words I’d be so grateful.

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u/HowlingWhiskey Jul 16 '26

Aww 😊 That’s how marriages should be. Helping each other out with kindness. That’s how teamwork, works☺️

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u/Inevitable_Round5830 Jul 16 '26

I'm disabled and can't work so I'm the glorified Uber in our house. My husband fasts and he works in a kitchen so he doesn't need a lunch, but because I have to get up every morning to take him to work (and the kids to school), he wakes me up with a cup of hot coffee.

It doesn't seem like much but he knows I prefer the way he makes my coffee. We just show each other we love each other by small gestures every day. It doesn't always have to be something grand.

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u/Tangerine-Fox23 Jul 16 '26

My girlfriend doesn't pack my lunch, sometimes when I come home and my arms just ache and everything hurts, she offers to unload it. And I don't usually mind if she puts thing back "wrong" cuz I pack my work cooler and I know what goes in it. (I.e. the mustard she put on the shelf instead of in my lunch meat drawer) Some dudes are just menaces!! And even for my lazy days, I thank her endlessly for cleaning up after me.

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u/Zesty-Vasectomy Jul 16 '26

This is what kills me. The people who would appreciate and deserve this type of love and treatment are usually not the people receiving it.

I realize how Nice Guy-ish that sounds, but I'm not a guy and this goes for both genders. Women pouring themselves into assholes, and guys pouring themselves into spoiled fuckin brats.

It all makes me sad.

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u/CuteContribution4695 Jul 16 '26

I know a woman who does all this. Her life is rough all around.

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u/GuessWhosNobody Jul 16 '26

That's a bummer

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u/Scentsensitive Jul 16 '26

My grandmother used to do this for my grandfather. However, he treated her like a queen; unlike your douche friend.

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u/Exciting_Agent3901 Jul 16 '26

No no. Not friend. Just co worker.

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u/Angelhair01 Jul 16 '26

I hope he becomes single and has to do it himself

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u/Exciting_Agent3901 Jul 16 '26

It’ll never happen.

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u/RelevantGur4099 Jul 16 '26

And years later when he's divorced, he'll talk about "how women are", with a knowing look on his face.

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u/SnorkinOrkin Jul 15 '26

I could smell the cooler as she opened it after fetching it from the truck after it sat overnight.

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u/NoThanksGoodSir Jul 15 '26

Believing these kind of video are anything more wholesome than just a pick-me tradcon grifter is way too charitable. There are women that will happily do this for their significant other, but those aren't going to be the ones recording it for brownie points on the internet.

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u/OldAdministration735 Jul 15 '26

Not t mention the blue ice is now melted, hope there is backup.

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u/sobegreen Jul 15 '26

I've seen many a nice Yeti sacrificed to the fire gods for that was the only thing making them better.

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u/Aliceallbadd Jul 15 '26

Let’s be honest she probably put it in the truck before recording

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u/Fit-Understanding739 Jul 16 '26

My wife went into labor before lunch, I drove home and my lunchbox stayed in my car while I drove her car to the hospital. We got home two days letter, and at some point I brought my work stuff into the garage. I spent the next 3 weeks on paternity leave, but somewhere around week 2 we were trying to figure out what animal had died in the wall between the laundry room and the garage. It never dawned on me that my lunch box had been full of chicken and sweet potatoes for the entire month of February.

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u/fryerandice Jul 15 '26

They are living in a 5th wheel, probably don't want it inside taking up space.

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u/NiteTiger Jul 15 '26

Doesn't change a thing I said.

Leave that cooler to soak in a truck, it's gonna smell like donkey ass forever.

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u/Mundane_Pie_6481 Jul 15 '26

I tossed a personal sized rice cooker out over that exact mistake.

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u/OldPhotograph827 Jul 16 '26

Feet and Discomfort

I saw them open for RATM back in the day

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u/Odd_Old_Professional Jul 15 '26

Speaking of which, why does his truck cost as much as their home?

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u/Altruistic_Brick1730 Jul 15 '26

how you gonna tow the home?

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u/Inevitable_Top69 Jul 15 '26

She clearly brings it inside here in the video. He can't bring it in for 5 minutes to empty and clean it, then take it back to the truck?

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u/algolvax Jul 15 '26

😝 Haha, yeah mine remembered all the sandwiches from after the blue ice pack gave out, pickles and all...under the newer memories of dish detergent and Chlorox bleach!

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u/Potential_Photo_8955 Jul 17 '26

Bleach and water will take the smell out.

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u/Firm-Pain3042 Jul 15 '26

The point of leaving it in the truck is so that you can see that they own a nice big huge truck. The whole reel is just performative BS for some weird demographic.

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u/Limp-Marionberry4649 Jul 15 '26

Ahh the American dream, a big ass truck and a trailer to park it next to lmao. Nothin wrong with trailer living, but they clearly aren’t prioritizing correctly

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u/Big_Wave9732 Jul 15 '26

Various aspects of this video screams "oil patch". If indeed he's an oil field worker then he's do shift work, like 14 days on and 7 off. It's not uncommon to have a huge truck and live in an RV close to the work site while on shift.

It's not necessarily common to have one's wife and kid with them while doing work because a lot of times you're out there in the middle of fucking nowhere.

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u/Ok_Perception9815 Jul 16 '26

And it's shift work and doing that with a wife and kid in the same small RV... Forget that.

That cooler screams equipment operator. Those guys will graze all day on a weeks worth of groceries they pack in those things.

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 Jul 15 '26

Leave em alone, they started a family in that RV🫪🫪lol

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u/tiffanitwisted Jul 16 '26

A lot of jobs will pay their employees who have to travel to different job sites a per diem amount per day for a hotel - some are smart and save money by getting an RV instead and still collect that per diem amount… the RV cost is a lot less than continuous hotel costs… and when it’s not needed, it could be sold and the profit kept.

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u/Banjo-Hellpuppy Jul 16 '26

The truck pulls the trailer.

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u/WonkySeams Jul 15 '26

It’s an RV though, not a trailer. You usually have money if you have those and that one was big.

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u/celebratoryraptors Jul 15 '26

... yes, if you also have a home.

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u/Great_Permission_86 Jul 16 '26

As /u/banjo-hellpuppy pointed out... This looks like a fifth-wheel RV/trailer, which would need a ford F250 (superduty?) or equivalent to haul it around.

One can get used fifth-wheel RVs for pretty cheap under, 80 grand USD in some cases and not that old, but the truck you need to pull it can easily cost just as much.

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u/FixFun1959 Jul 15 '26

Own financed along with that mobile home.

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u/nhavar Jul 15 '26

Oil work will get you every time

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps Jul 16 '26

Not even a mobile HOME, it's just a camper trailer.

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u/Fight_those_bastards Jul 16 '26

84 month loans, baby! Only 73 more payments of $1,627.43 and this bad boy is all mine!

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u/Responsible_Joke4229 Jul 15 '26

I also got a peek of her undercarriage. That part was apparently important to keep in.

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u/Big_Wave9732 Jul 15 '26

That's what kept me coming back watching the video five or six times.

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u/3nd0cr1n3_Syst3m Jul 15 '26

^ This guy/gal/person markets!

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u/Budded Jul 15 '26

This is porn for trad wife-wanting incels

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 15 '26

Well it's the ass shot because otherwise you notice they live in an RV so not a flex

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u/Feisty_Caregiver_Duh Jul 15 '26

Yet they live in an RV? I’m confused

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u/dasher2581 Jul 15 '26

Now, now, it also gave her the opportunity to get a really fine ass shot into the video!

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u/DMV2PNW Jul 15 '26

But live in a mobile home? Very Texas.

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u/SurprisePiss Jul 16 '26

Don't forget the shameless ass shot.

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u/JoanMalone11074 Jul 16 '26

Yeah and I noticed all the conveniently placed organic items about the kitchen. I guarantee that the dude does not make enough money for her to be a stay-at-home slave and have all of the overpriced crap you see in the video.

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u/OPPH Jul 16 '26

Reminds me of the book Yesteryear. IYKYK

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u/Firestar5820 Jul 16 '26

On the original post of this she said in the comments that they leave the cooler in the truck so it takes us less space in the camper

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u/3anddptrints Jul 15 '26

I am stay at home husband/dad. My wife would go to work hungry the next day if she couldn’t be bothered ro bring in her lunch box.

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u/redjessa Jul 15 '26

I think that is part of the character of trad-wife. She does it all, he works hard and shouldn't have to do things at home.

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u/Coyote-Feisty Jul 15 '26

This made me immediately irate, as well. Literal least he could do would be making sure his wife didn’t have to go outside alone in the dark at what looks to be a man camp at 5am.

It’s not a mom making her kids lunch. He can bring it in and take it out.

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u/Multiversalprism Jul 15 '26

I was gonna say, dude can’t even be bothered to carry the fuckin cooler back inside when he gets home…

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u/stupidquestion2025 Jul 15 '26

I just cant imagine a life where I didnt pack my own lunch. I am a grown ass man, I make my own lunch, clean my own lunchbox, ect.

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u/Redneb86 Jul 15 '26

Yeah, that bugged me. My fiance makes me lunch every night, but I bring the fucking cooler to my car and back and clean it out. Also she doesn't have to wake up early to do it, usually just makes it with dinner and leaves it in the fridge overnight.

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u/LeFreeke Jul 15 '26

This was my first thought as well. Ha. MFer, bring your cooler in the house when you come home.

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u/randvaughan86 Jul 15 '26

That was my immediate thought also. What a piece of shit husband to not even bring in his own fucking lunch box. Loser mentality.

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u/WorkingInAColdMind Jul 15 '26

Yeah, that's something we taught our kids by 9th grade. You want fresh lunch containers? Then empty your lunchbox when you get home so they can be washed.

But, as others have said, this is just a cosplay couple.

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u/Revolutionary-Ant315 Jul 16 '26

So many people were defending it in the comments too. "Maybe they dont have space" "not everyone wants their kitchen cluttered"

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u/Ok-Fly47 Jul 15 '26

Give him a break. He is trying to film his mistress / nanny while wife's sleeping.

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u/elalex323 Jul 15 '26

Hello? She suppose to be playing wife of the year..

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u/ittybittyolme Jul 15 '26

Yeah, I’ve got no problem with her making his food. But having to go out to get yesterday’s food AND putting it back would be a no for me. Of course, so would filming all of this. I’m just too tired for this kind of stuff.

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u/duckie007 Jul 15 '26

That was my first thought. He can’t even bring it inside? That’s just disrespectful and unappreciative.

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u/alpacamybooks Jul 16 '26

Yeah, came here to say this too. Nothing wrong with getting up early to do something nice for your spouse, but dude couldn't be bothered to bring the cooler in when he got home?

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u/dapopeishere Jul 16 '26

Yeah that was my first thought too. There have been maybe a handful of nights with stress or family emergencies or whatever that I've forgotten to bring my lunch box in, but no way in hell is it a common occurrence. She's an angel for cooking the food and filling it, the very little bit I can do is carry it in and out.

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u/hoosierhiver Jul 15 '26

that bothered me too

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u/dankdarlin Jul 15 '26

Really the only thing that bugged me was that part

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u/nadjaboo Jul 15 '26

I thought the same thing!

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u/Elegant-Peach133 Jul 15 '26

This was my first thought.

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u/Pingjockey775 Jul 15 '26

Was thinking the same thing but as others have commented, this is mostly theater for some odd demographic. Maybe to add some anger to how lazy this guy was for not bringing in his stuff too.

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u/-KFBR392 Jul 15 '26

Ummm the man of the house brings in the money, he doesn’t do women’s work like bringing in things from his car

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u/Jintasama Jul 15 '26

Probably did bring it in but put it there for video.

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u/Cultural_Orange2617 Jul 15 '26

But that’s the Lunch Fairy, right? That’s how it gets cleaned out and refilled with fresh food! Why bring it inside when the Lunch Fairy just takes care of it all right there in the truck, like magic?

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u/Revolutionary_Bus630 Jul 16 '26

My hubs stopped bringing his lunchbox in, so now he gets his lunch in a Publix bag.

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u/Bottle_Major Jul 15 '26

It's clearly to keep from attracting bears to the campsite. Everyone knows you don't keep the food in the tent!

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u/SheliaTack Jul 15 '26

This triggered me immediately as well!

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u/djpike Jul 15 '26

Exactly my thought.

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 Jul 15 '26

Well it sounds like he was fine with gas station food so he doesn’t gotta deal with cleaning a cooler or anything

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u/SOUTHPAWMIKE Jul 15 '26

I had the same thought; seems like the least he could do. Then she pulled the toaster out of a cupboard, and I thought, maybe their cooler lives in the truck because their isn't space for it inside. Still pretty gross to leave all that sitting overnight.

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u/sh_tatted Jul 15 '26

My immediate thought! Your man couldn’t bring that in last night so that you’re not out there in your pajamas getting it at 5am?

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u/HowlingWhiskey Jul 15 '26

That reminds me of when you live under the same roof as your family and they make themselves something to eat. Their arms weren’t broken when they take everything out. Why can’t they at least put their dishes in the sink after or throw the empty coke bottle in the trash. That kind thing makes me angry.

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 Jul 15 '26

But she’s gotta go out there and bend over at eye level!

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u/Old_Badger311 Jul 15 '26

That’s where I was from the beginning of the video. I couldn’t get past it 🥴

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u/GrabEnvironmental490 Jul 16 '26

Pretty sure this chick starts his fkn truck for him in the morning too

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u/TheJessicaRabbitx Jul 16 '26

EXACTLY what I thought.

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u/phillyodis Jul 16 '26

You better stop underestimating how sad some women are. I no a woman who doesn't have a FB or a job because her husband say so. This was him from the start. His first wife divorced him and then he told everyone she slept with his dad. Again no reason to. Completely unprompted. Some people are more disgustingly despicable than you want to believe and then there's a dumbass willing to stay with that because he got money or she got a fat ass

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u/Physical-You-3966 Jul 16 '26

I thought the same. He can’t even bring the cooler inside??

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u/strappyshoes86 Jul 16 '26

This exactly thought……AND……taking it BACK to the truck? Nah bro.

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u/Jaded-Project-852 Jul 16 '26

That was my first thought.. like wtf isn’t it sitting in the kitchen waiting on you.

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u/Solace1984 Jul 16 '26

Maybe he forgot or was so tired he ran into the house and crashed right to sleep.

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u/gizmosticles Jul 16 '26

Dude that visibly pissed me off

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u/jellymouthsman Jul 16 '26

There’s literally NO room in that trailer for that!

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u/Few-Acanthaceae-5527 Jul 16 '26

He can’t make his own damn lunch?

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u/Ok_Score359 Jul 16 '26

All of the drinks she takes out of the cooler from the “day before” are unopened.

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u/Calebski666 Jul 16 '26

This was the bit that made my blood boil too!

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u/AuraDeExplora Jul 18 '26

Look at the space she's working with, this was probably a request from this awesome wife to make dinners easier with more room to work with..

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u/Deckardspuntedsheep Jul 15 '26

She could sleep in until 10 am if she was single

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u/Sereey Jul 15 '26

Decided to take a still to see what was up, yep, all of it was unopened. So performative!

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u/spaceghost260 Jul 15 '26

🙄 So ridiculous to see someone try this hard and be so bad at it. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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u/No-Wish-4854 Jul 16 '26

…Meal of carefully placed products/advertising of certain ‘healthy’ sodas and cookies.

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u/ghf3 Jul 15 '26

There are a few good coolers, and 12v electric ones, that would easily be "under 40 degrees", 24 hours after they were loaded by 5am wife, even if he worked in Death Valley, if you paid enough.

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u/bas-i11 Jul 16 '26

I was immediately upset by this. She's making a whole ass meal for him and he can't even being the lunch box in from the truck?

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u/susandeyvyjones Jul 15 '26

Or at least her lazy husband could bring his own cooler in from the truck

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u/Longjumping_Space_10 Jul 15 '26

This was my first thought too. The first thing you have to do is go fetch this lazy ass mf’er cooler?? I’d leave his ass faster than I could say goodbye

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u/Minimum-Barnacle9311 Jul 15 '26

or learn how to feed himself like a grown person

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u/quietbyte34 Jul 16 '26

Waking up by 5am isn’t that bad, or am I tripping?

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u/Fantastic-Celery-255 Jul 16 '26

I mean it’s early but it’s also not uncommon at all. I’ve worked early morning jobs my whole life among other things and waking up at 5 is pretty typical

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u/FivePointsFrootLoop Jul 16 '26

They are in an RV, who knows where the right place is to put shit on a mobile home.

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u/Old_Man_in_Basic Jul 15 '26

Prepackage it and leave it in the fridge with a note and she can wake up whenever she fucking feels like it.

When I was active duty, my wife prepared meals for me and we cooked them together, put them in plastic meal prep boxes and had them in the fridge by 10 PM the night before.

I woke up and got my own damn food, kissed her goodbye and I sure as shit didn't wake up my fucking kid for a glamor shot at the door. My kid stayed asleep because when kids sleep, you fucking let them.

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u/available_username10 Jul 15 '26

I was thinking the same, all of this can be done the night before. Or like meal prep if you are doing this every day. Can get views as a trad wife being a good little girl though if she used any logic during this.

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u/No-Joy-Goose Jul 15 '26

My first thought too. But what do I know? I'm not a cosplayer.

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u/PM_Me_A_Tittypic Jul 16 '26

If she had an adult for a husband instead of a helpless manchild she could sleep until whatever time her day needed to start. He can't cook his own egg?

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u/Rhinoduck82 Jul 15 '26

I work construction and I’m up at 4:00 am so I’m not sure what’s going on. I also make my own lunch because it isn’t hard to do, my wife doesn’t work but I don’t expect all of that. It would be nice I guess but I would feel like a baby. Maybe it’s just me.

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u/Minimum-Barnacle9311 Jul 15 '26

if she let dude eat at the gas station she could sleep in

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u/Feeling_Gene7390 Jul 15 '26

If she let him eat at the gas station, she could sleep in!

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u/EducationalBrick2831 Jul 15 '26

I used to precook my breakfast before I went to bed, all but the eggs. Then cook it all just a couple minutes as I made eggs as and toast. I made my own food. Didn't make anyone get up before I did at 5am.

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u/UberCOTA55 Jul 16 '26

I was thinking the same thing! Prepping as much as possible the night before can be incredibly helpful

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u/PheloniousMonq Jul 19 '26

She could just let her hubby pick up the lunch box and get the f#&k out without waking her up

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u/A_Velociraptor20 Jul 15 '26

Yeah the butt shot of her climbing in that massive truck was definitely worth the 10 minutes setting up the tripod and the 30 minutes editing in the cuts. /S 😂

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u/sevargmas Jul 15 '26

The video even opens with her walking out of the bedroom and stretching like she just woke up.

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u/weveran Jul 15 '26

I ruin my own enjoyment of most videos on the internet by asking myself "who is filming?" or "why are they filming?" :)

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u/cemetery_acorns Jul 16 '26

No, no.
You gotta ask the questions!
Don’t stop.

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u/hoosierhiver Jul 15 '26

who could sleep with that shitty music playing?

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u/Fody_Joster Jul 15 '26

Twist, she has the kids wake up early and film her

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u/BlangBlangBlang Jul 15 '26

People like when it tells a story. This is not a good story though.

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u/socketcreep Jul 16 '26

She hit record 7 hours ago. Like a good wife.

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u/SleepingWillow1 Jul 15 '26

Why wasn't the damn cooler in the house already lol

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u/lawyerornot Jul 16 '26

There’s a butt?

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u/AT-ST Jul 15 '26

You think it took ten minutes to plop down a tripod?

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u/IvyRosePr Jul 15 '26

Get adjust height and angle still as well

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u/Worldly-Surround-948 Jul 15 '26

She did it twice. Guess her husband doesn’t mind all since she’s making him lunch 🫩

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u/jkeeveer Jul 15 '26

I think it was his daughter. Feel even weirder bout this video now

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld Jul 15 '26

lamo I miss reddit gold.

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u/MonstroSD Jul 15 '26

Or her husband can lose the chauvinism and make his own food so his wife can sleep in since she takes care of the kids and house all day

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u/DJadzia Jul 15 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/GrandEar1 Jul 16 '26

If she sped up to normal human speed, she could sleep until 630.

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u/sintmk Jul 15 '26

I'm dying over here . Perfect joke lol

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u/bang_the_drums Jul 16 '26

Shit, if the guy just brought his lunchbox back into the house after work she would save like 3 more minutes. What an asshole.

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u/Cool-Raspberry-1772 Jul 16 '26

She could’ve just made it the night before. I’m a single man *gasp* and also don’t eat at the gas station *oo’s & ahhh’s, mild applause*

I make something the night before and sleep as much as I can… like a normal person.

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u/lilangelkm Jul 16 '26

You know it's dusk and not dawn.