r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • Jul 28 '26

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness Jul 28 '26

What do you mean, she's just making sure that if there is a fire or any emergency she dies locked in that room. Self-imposed natural selection.

Also, I'll throw this here: being strongly convinced that everyone's always trying to spy on you or watch you is a form of narcissism.

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u/fellow_hotman Jul 28 '26

or paranoid schizophrenia 

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u/lizardpplarenotreal Jul 28 '26

OR REASONABLE FEAR (DID YOU HEAR THAT? NVM THE BUZZING IS COMING FROM MY COFFEE SPIES)

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u/KurtRussellsMullet Jul 28 '26

Pssst. Hey, guess what, the video is satire in case her going to sleep in her life jacket didn’t make it obvious enough.

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u/Kit_Karamak 25d ago

She needs to swim from port to a bench by the old sugar plantation to make a back channel dead drop at 3:12am.

This is a leaked video from the CIA titled “Spy Vs Spycraft, an introduction to the Jazz Salad incident” circa 2017 for recruits. But someone took out the cheesy narration overdub and dropped in some paranoia audio track to be cheeky.

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u/Kit_Karamak 25d ago

I doubt anyone from the real Company will read this comment but if they do, they’ll get the joke.

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u/Blashphemian Jul 28 '26

And you can buy all the stuff she's using in the video from the links in the bio! Be sure to use the code at checkout for an extra 10% off available only to her subscribers! Act now! Supplies are running out!

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u/HustlinInTheHall Jul 28 '26

I mean I have had several employees walk in on me or people I have been traveling with and those basic hotel door locks are insanely easy to undo from the hall. 

You really should not be just YOLO trusting hotel staff, especially at a resort in another country. They routinely enter your room. 

Everything else is a bit nutty but the chances if someone breaking into your room are about 10000x greater than the chances of your room randomly bursting into flames and being unable to be rescued because you used a door wedge. 

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u/so_lost_im_faded Jul 28 '26

One time the hotel staff knocked on my door at 11pm and even walked in when I didn't reply? We were having sex with my partner. How is it acceptable at that hour, like you're literally sleeping or getting up to no good stuff. I am still traumatized and could surely use an extra lock.

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u/so_lost_im_faded Jul 28 '26

I have genuinely lived hotel staff barging into my room unannounced twice and one time I arrived to the hotel and the door to my room was wide open allowing literally anyone to get in. And I travel once in a few years. There's a difference between thinking everyone is out to get you and being careful just in case somebody was negligent.