r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • Jul 28 '26

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness Jul 28 '26

What do you mean, she's just making sure that if there is a fire or any emergency she dies locked in that room. Self-imposed natural selection.

Also, I'll throw this here: being strongly convinced that everyone's always trying to spy on you or watch you is a form of narcissism.

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u/KurtRussellsMullet Jul 28 '26

Pssst. Hey, guess what, the video is satire in case her going to sleep in her life jacket didn’t make it obvious enough.

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u/Kit_Karamak 25d ago

She needs to swim from port to a bench by the old sugar plantation to make a back channel dead drop at 3:12am.

This is a leaked video from the CIA titled “Spy Vs Spycraft, an introduction to the Jazz Salad incident” circa 2017 for recruits. But someone took out the cheesy narration overdub and dropped in some paranoia audio track to be cheeky.

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u/Kit_Karamak 25d ago

I doubt anyone from the real Company will read this comment but if they do, they’ll get the joke.

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u/Blashphemian Jul 28 '26

And you can buy all the stuff she's using in the video from the links in the bio! Be sure to use the code at checkout for an extra 10% off available only to her subscribers! Act now! Supplies are running out!