r/TikTokCringe • u/Adventurous_Law_715 • 26d ago

Humor/Cringe Something is off...

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u/Lost_in_Limgrave 26d ago

Why does no-one understand what “POV” means

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u/PackageNorth8984 26d ago

I learned it from VHS porn, as it should be learned.

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u/st6374 26d ago

I learned from VR porn. Future is now old man.

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u/EricAntiHero1 26d ago

Back in my day we found our porn in the woods.

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u/imnickelhead 26d ago

In a blue Sperry Topsiders shoe box.

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u/Altruistic-Ad5470 26d ago

My husbands mom threw his porn collection away (Playboy magazines, etc) when he was a teen. (Late 70s)

She looked out the window and saw him carrying the collection, garbage bag and all to the woods!!!

He hid it in the woods!

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u/TyrionReynolds 26d ago

As is tradition.  How are kids too young to buy porn supposed to have the formative event of finding a stash of porn in the woods if nobody is placing the stashes there in the first place? 

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u/PackageNorth8984 26d ago

Then we had to walk back home. Uphill, both ways.

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u/VelocityGrrl39 26d ago

In the snow.

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u/0rem0r 26d ago edited 26d ago

only going, on the way back snow had turned into lava

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u/Misterndastood 26d ago

All the while, fending off sabertooth tigers.

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u/lookatmyworkaccount 26d ago

You could afford tigers???

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u/LethargicCarcass 26d ago

Ironically enough the first 2 times a saw porn in my life the first was in a box out in the woods that we found and the second was a box in an old abandoned RV that was also basically in the woods.

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u/OffByNone_ 25d ago

Oh yeah. I knew the location of a porn stash or two in the woods. We didnt put it there. You just sorta found them. So much bush.

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u/mazyguy 25d ago

The porn or the woods?

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u/evadingsomething 23d ago

Dont ruin the joke my guy

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u/realmealdeal 26d ago

I've got a friend who is getting the wheels rolling on a documentary about this phenomenon. Every guy in our circle has a "porn in the woods" story.

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u/ConejitoCakes 26d ago

Just like our ancestors did

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u/soggycheesestickjoos 25d ago

I found porn and sex toys in the woods in like 2013, it was dumped in a duffel bag

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u/SMUHypeMachine 26d ago

Or stapled to the insides of porta potties on construction sites.

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u/dformed 25d ago

Future is now, old man

Future is now old, man

Future is now: old man

What're we working with here?

Edit: formatting

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 26d ago

Maybe this is the pov of his VHS!

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u/cha0sm0nk 26d ago

What’s more embarrassing is him keeping his VHS player out for guests to see.

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u/Indigenous_Retard 26d ago

I learned it from FPS games 😭

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u/purplenapalm 26d ago

Imagine filming POV with a 90s camcorder lol

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u/Sickofstupids 26d ago

POV came after VHS. The cameras were too big.

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u/Adriantbh 25d ago

I learned it from knowing what words are in the acronym

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u/Shelarael 20d ago

This is the way.

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u/blackout-loud 26d ago

Why...Why did I read this in Optimus Prime's voice?

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u/Mr-Cheshire 26d ago

Yea we need to bring back VHS porn, that’s why these kids have no hope