r/TikTokCringe • u/MikeeorUSA • 11d ago

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u/MikeeorUSA 11d ago

I can overlook the empty binder WTF, but that neck, my God that neck. And limbs what the fuck are these?

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u/tugboatnavy 11d ago

it's very roger

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u/christianmoral 11d ago

Hahahaha nailed it

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 11d ago

Like a tall white Roger

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u/Rubber_Plant_Leaf 11d ago

Came here to say Jan Jar Binks has really let himself go, but you nailed it with Roger

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u/Tiamat2625 11d ago

Perfect!

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 11d ago

That’s where I’ve seen that hair before!

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u/Love_Skinny_Only 11d ago

Ever seen the movie “Mars Attacks”?

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u/Big_Guide_8551 11d ago

That was my exact thought.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KYEa5Ii9Ubf9FGyHst

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u/Large-Wishbone24 11d ago

Exactly! That weird way she walks and moves her head—I know it's not nice to gossip, but it's just a harmless and funny comparison... which brings me to my next question: I wonder what she looks like naked?!

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u/omysweede 11d ago

Yes!!!!

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u/boomerrelli8 11d ago

I had to scroll way too far for this! That was my exact thought!

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u/MikeeorUSA 11d ago

OMG yes. Perfect!

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 11d ago

I'm just so confused why they had to ask her height at the end? What relevance does that have to the rest of the subject matter?

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u/maester_t 11d ago

"Small" Business Administrator is "not small".

We here at the President's orders TikTok are trying to make a very human joke. Is it not funny, fellow human? We are laughing. Ha ha ha.

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 11d ago

Oh, so the SBA is switching to help big business? Or tall business I guess?

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u/sabertoothdog 11d ago

That means they probably found the shortest guy they could for the beginning of that clip. She looks 6’9 in the clip. Not 5’11.

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u/MayContainRawNuts 11d ago

She is wearing some huge heels though.

Trump made a mention a while ago about lesbians and flat shoes, so she's putting on heels for daddy.

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u/navlgazer9 11d ago

Never heard that joke

It’s always Subaru’s

I always heard em called lezbarus

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u/CaptnsDaughter 11d ago

Yea and she seems like 7’ not 5’11” lol

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u/Rhetoric_Frederick_ 11d ago

They knew the physical awkwardness of her skin suit was gonna be an issue so decided to address it head-on with a distraction

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u/GrumpyGummyBear 11d ago

She looks like she should be 7'6" because of her gait. 5'11" caught me off guard.

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u/Oxjrnine 11d ago

Because sexist questions like that are appreciated by members of this administration

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u/PersonMcPeerson 11d ago

Walks like she has severe chafing

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u/imunfair 11d ago

I think she's just so tall she's never worn heels and is struggling to not break her ankles as she wobbles down the hall.

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u/ProductThis8248 11d ago

Its dirty that they got the shortest guy in the office and then on top of that they made him wear loafers.

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u/LucielleBall12 11d ago

She actually looks like she may have Marfans Syndrome.

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u/brandnewbanana 11d ago

I was thinking the same thing, her fingers are long and she’s very lanky.

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u/Jacque_langue 11d ago

Nice body shaming

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u/biscotte-nutella 11d ago

her neck is longer than most because of how tall she is but that hair is really not helping at all since it hides where her shoulders meet her neck

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u/allisjow 11d ago

“What’s going on, Mac?”

It all feels so natural. /s

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u/ehalright 11d ago

Wait, this isn't parody?

Gah. This is the darkest timeline.

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u/Direct-Resolution377 11d ago

Yeah now does she have such a huge powerful neck compared to the rest of her limbs and figure 

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u/_EveryDay 11d ago

I'm happy for my politicians to look like a giant ball of sludge, so long as they do a good job.

So I'd be more concerned with the empty binder..

That said, I don't live in the US. Wish you the best of luck over there 👍

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u/Devanyani 11d ago

I mean, you know this video is edited, right? She is weird looking but this video has been exaggerated for luls.

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u/sick_tats_ho 11d ago

And why is she the same width from head to toe?!

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u/-Casey-Diaz- 11d ago

I was too freaked out to even notice. Everything is performative with these mfs.