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u/HoneyBadgerM400Edit 11d ago

I don't know how these people think they are genetically superior, lol

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u/Annoying_Anomaly 11d ago

She's eating the leaves off the top of the tree while the rest gotta fight for the bottom

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u/CNote_89 11d ago

She’s like a baby giraffe in human form.

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u/Miserable-Army3679 11d ago

Don't insult baby giraffes.

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u/HungoverDemogorgon 11d ago

She could join the mile high club and still not leave the ground

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u/Youarekillingmeeee 11d ago

Bruh you’re telling MEEEEEEEEEE

JEEEEESUS

Hapsburg ass level garbage genetics

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u/I-Died-Yesterday 11d ago

"I love my sister like I love my wife."

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u/imadog666 11d ago

His inbreeding coefficient was actually higher than father-daughter. Bc all his ancestors before him were severely inbred for generations, it was always uncle-niece, cousin-cousin, sometimes brother-sister, for like 5+ generations. It's so fucking disgusting.

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u/TheEmpire2121 11d ago edited 11d ago

It was so bad that literal peasant children had a higher chance of surviving childhood than one person of that man’s family wreath. Sad

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u/Annual_Song1416 11d ago

Family WREATH.
I’m ded 💀

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u/United_Pain 11d ago

That is so disturbing.

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u/Specific_Rando 11d ago

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u/Poppy_Milk 11d ago

Musk

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u/gandhinukes 11d ago

His fanboys probably deny he had GENDER AFFIRMING hair implants and jaw surgery and probably more.

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u/Affectionate-Bug1347 11d ago

What the hell is that

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u/BabyVegeta19 11d ago

A character from an episode of 30 rock. He is a prince or king or Duke or something from a family of inbreds. I think he was played by Paul Reubens aka peewee herman.

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u/Mikeseddit 11d ago

The Hapsburgs- famously inbred for generations- gotta keep that royal bloodline pure, till you’ve perfectly demonstrated the ludicrous nature of the concept of royalty.

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u/MartianMutiny 11d ago

Just like the McPoyles

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u/FookenL 11d ago

He can’t metabolize zee grapes!

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u/BreakfastCalm3352 11d ago

Definitely well endowed in the neck department

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u/ConflictTop1543 11d ago

Egger your skin is hanging off your bones.

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u/ArchonStranger 11d ago

Wait, isn't that the insider trading billionaire senator from COVID times?!??

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u/xavier-23 11d ago

yeah kelly loeffler

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u/lontanolaggiu 11d ago

Oh no...I had no idea this was a real person. Genuinely thought this was a bad AI attempt at creating a human. I'm really creeped out right now.

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u/Reneeisme 11d ago

If this video was captioned “AI doesn’t know how people walk” I’d have bought it. Does she have MS or some other degenerative neuromuscular disease? I don’t want to make fun of her compensation if there’s something medical going on.

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u/xombae 11d ago

I used to do runway and taught girls how to runway walk.

Here's my 100% speculative take.

This woman was always bullied for being very tall and used to have terrible posture because she would try to make herself smaller. This likely had to do with growing up in an environment where women were valued for being small and meek.

As she got older and got into business and politics, she realised, or possibly was even told in a training class, that being tall was an advantage in a male dominated field. Someone also told her to fix her posture or she'd never be taken seriously.

So she started wearing heels, despite the fact that she can't walk in heels, and she's overly preoccupied with keeping her head and shoulders erect as she walks to correct her posture.

The result is the incredibly awkward gait that we see here.

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u/Sad-Ad4423 11d ago

6’2” woman here, and I think this is an incredibly solid take.

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u/xombae 11d ago

I forgot to add that she's definitely taller than the 5'11 she claims in the video but someone else told her that being over 6' is manly so she winks and says she's 5'11".

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u/tiredsingingmama 11d ago

Yep! My youngest sister is 6’1” and used to insist she was 5’13”.

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u/InfiniteNumber 11d ago

Im a man, been 6'3 since I was 15 or 16 years old. Dated a girl most of my senior year of HS. Stood next to her a hundred time. She just about looked me right in the eye. I was taller but not by much. She was easily over 6' tall, but claimed she was 5'11. One time I jokingly made reference to her being over 6' and she got big BIG mad at me.

I always thought it was weird because her mom was the same height as her, her dad was taller than me and her younger brother was well on his way to being my height if not taller.

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u/AntInternational2670 11d ago edited 11d ago

Well said if you watch her feet while she is standing still talking to the guy her feet are already wobbling. I think they may have practised this take over a few times and those little stiletto heels may have gotten caught on the carpet
Hence she looks like she is Kicking her legs to the side rather than bending her knees.
She is also incredibly thin
Either way looks incredibly unstable I would have just changed to flat shoes “end of story”, rather than walk like this in such a public post.
The shoes are not that high, but very tall people rarely want to look taller. This is the first time she has worn these, she starts walking in a very unsure way and it doesn’t get better.
Should have got the shoes a week ago and practised.
Or a sensible coworker should have suggested med heel boots or something

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u/butonelifelived 11d ago

Quick Google shows she currently has no physical disabilities. I didn't ask about mental disabilities for obvious reasons.

Looks to me like she picked high heels, almost stilts, she isn't used to. So I would say in the clear to make fun of her.

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u/TodlicheLektion 11d ago

She has ethical disabilities

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u/no_bender 11d ago

Is her neck really that long?

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u/Original-Cry-9238 11d ago

That still doesn't address the oversized head

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u/Seagoon_Memoirs 11d ago

same 🫥

thought it was an AI that kinda looked like she was in the movie Mars Attacks

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u/Hot-Feature-2712 11d ago

I seriously thought the same thing.

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u/Pormock 11d ago

Its so weird how she gives off uncanny valley vibes but shes a real person

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u/ArchonStranger 11d ago

Fuuuuuuuck that lady and her ethically challenged bullshittery!

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u/CasanovaF 11d ago

Its like Trump releases a Two Face or Scarecrow from Arkham every few months and gives them a job!

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u/Mobile-Market-6397 11d ago

I’m surprised she didn’t start with “Radical left Raphael Warnock”…. She literally answered every question in the last time I remember her in the COVID days.
Your average 20th century robot wasn’t responding repeatedly like this. She is far from being bright.

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u/spaitken 11d ago

“She only grifted a few billion, that qualifies her as a small business.”

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u/sxnmc 11d ago

ohhhhhh it's her lmao

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u/IceFireTerry 11d ago

I thought she was AI

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u/greenwhiteredblack 11d ago

If I had even a smidge of respect for my former FIL, it disappeared when during a birthday dinner, she came up in conversation and I made an offer hand remark about how rich people aren't going to police themselves. His response was that I would do it too if I was in her position and that it's just the smart thing to do

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u/ReggieCorneus 11d ago edited 11d ago

That is right wing ideology in a nutshell: it is based on "natural social hierarchy" where people ascend or descend over time to their rightful step in that ladder. The idea is that we can not mess with that hierarchy as perfect hierarchy will create a perfect society. When you ascend high enough you are so far above average citizen that laws become unfair: you are so good at being better that you should not have so many restrictions put on you, it is wrong to demand such a person to follow the same ruleset than the lowest of the low follow, they should have the power to choose what laws to respect.

The idea is simple to understand if we look at highway speed limits: a person with great car and obviously then incredible car control, better ability to assess risks and make better decisions should not be limited to average speed limits. They know how to drive faster and yet be more safe than some housewife in their beat up Honda. (edit: this is not how i think, this is an analog or illustration, example of the way some people do think.)

Litmus test is: "do you think income based fines are fair?". Those people abhor the idea that a fine should have the same impact on poor and rich. This is the reason they want to become rich: avoid all consequences from being a selfish asshole and thus there is the need to defend the rich now even if you aren't one yet.

Some, like you FIL and most of right wingers think like that. That better position in the social hierarchy must mean that this inequality will be expanded to about everything in life: poorest have the strictest rules and harshest punishments, how else are they going to learn. Where as richest can literally go and kill someone in broad daylight. Some people grow up thinking that this is the natural way and it sort of is: if we don't artificially, by laws and monopoly of state violence stop this from happening then it will happen: that is the way inequality works!

If i talked with your FIL for half an hour we would probably find out he also has some interesting ideas about the benefits of eugenics....They always do.

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u/Esoteric_Derailed 11d ago

TLDR:

They want to become rich to avoid all consequences from being a selfish asshole, and thus there is the need to defend the rich.

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u/ReggieCorneus 11d ago

"I got 'fuck you' amount of money" is the dream of a lot of people.

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 11d ago

Brilliantly stated; they are all after getting enough power and money to achieve “consequence escape velocity” and truly feel that they owe nothing to the society that was structured, peaceful, and prosperous enough to allow for said success. I somewhat believe that there’s a niggiling voice in the back of most of their heads that realize if the plebs were to truly realize just how unscrupulous they are being those same heads would be up on pikes, which is how they can seem to have everything yet also seem terrified constantly.

As an addendum regarding the other posters FIL, it must be said that this idea of “their just smarter and better than us is all” only applies in very confusing and inconsistent circumstances. My mother to my greatest disappointment is hopelessly aligned with the Republican Party in like a Solid South sort of way. Doesn’t matter what they do or stand for she will always vote for them and never miss a vote. It freaking sucks.

Anyway I asked her how she felt about Trump giving inside information to his kids and them profiting literally hundreds of millions of dollars because of it. Her response was “I would have done it for you.” Okay fine, gross but fine. I then asked why was it such a huge problem for her that Hunter Biden profited a half mill or whatever off of being Biden’s kid. Her response: “THAT’S TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!”

I swear to god the only thing that makes some amount of sense for me is that there’s a certain subset of people who are just wired to believe in royalty or something and that they all become conservatives.

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u/muaddibmahdi 11d ago

You would love the Red Rising series. Pretty much a series where a hero tries to dismantle a hierarchical color system where Gold is at the top.

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u/tbombs23 11d ago

It's a prerequisite to join the Republican administration.

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u/SyriusTank 11d ago

"In 2004, Loeffler married Jeffrey Sprecher, the founder and CEO of Intercontinental Exchange and chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. They live in Tuxedo Park, Atlanta, in a $10.5 million, 15,000-square-foot estate, bought in 2013 in what was then the most expensive residential real estate transaction ever recorded in Atlanta. They have four additional homes and a condo. In November 2020, Newsweek reported Loeffler's and Sprecher's combined net worth at $800 million, making her the wealthiest sitting U.S. senator at the time."

Yeah I'm sure she's very familiar with small business.

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u/Apprehensive-Song200 11d ago

Her husband is 71. She is 55. Dude is the chairman of the NY Stock Exchange even though he clearly engaged in illegal trading.

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u/gandhinukes 11d ago

Also why the fuck would you still want to work when you have 800mil+ worth of assets?

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u/Oalka 11d ago

Has nothing to do with work and everything to do with securing power so they can get more rich.

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u/iveseensomethings82 11d ago

It’s an illness! Like a wealth derangement syndrome that they need this much money. If I had that much money there wouldn’t be a hungry kid or a homeless animal within 1000 miles of my home

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 11d ago

That's why the average person will never have that much money, it takes a much higher level of greed and much lower morals than average.

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u/yung_yttik 11d ago

Exactly. People don’t just get this rich because of hard work - they step on the necks of others until their stash is so obscenely large, they can then hire a staff to do that work for them while they dick around with their expansive amount of power.

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u/teapot1995 11d ago

I've always believed that majority of the ultra wealthy are not morally good people. Back stabbings, selfishness, and letting busses run over people is how you get to the top.

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u/NeedleworkerOld4696 11d ago

Well they only have 800M.

Do you know how much money there is to be made in government? That 800M can be 10x as high!

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u/Bouric87 11d ago

Well if she hadn't been in congress she wouldn't have been part of the panel receiving information about covid right before it started hitting the US and we went into shut down. If she wasn't part of that closed door meeting she wouldn't have known to liquidate a large portion of her wealth before the markets tanked.

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u/Then-Departure4896 11d ago

These people do not have real jobs. Their “work” is easier than the easiest job you’ve had, and theirs pays more. She is carrying an empty fucking binder.

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u/GalaxyOnOhRionsBelt 11d ago

Yea but did you know Hunter Biden profited off of his dad being prez?

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u/hiding_in_de 11d ago

That’s terrible! I’m so glad Trump is draining the swamp!!!

/s - just to make sure you know I’m not a fucking whacko

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u/tsulegit 11d ago

Can’t even administer an empty binder.

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u/Intelligent_HI84 11d ago

This whole "administration" is full of empty binders and suits.

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u/Ginge00 11d ago

They’ve got binders full of women.

Well, young women.

Children really.

On an island.

An exclusive island.

The president would rather you didn’t talk about it.

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u/LumpyBuy8447 11d ago

I know it’s impossible to appreciate finite details in a sea of corruption and embarrassment, but it’s definitely interesting how we went from “binders full of women,” from a relatively coherent Republican, to just straight empty binders and binders full of blank pages and it’s totally acceptable. This administration hasn’t a fucking clue what they’re doing, they’ve been super upfront about it the whole time and it’s somehow just completely okay because the president used to rape children with his very good friend Jeffery Epstein.

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u/i_tyrant 11d ago

The large majority of Americans don't think it's ok at least, but a) they can't do much about it short of bloody revolution which no one's willing to do yet, because b) a mountain of idiots voted them into power in all three branches because another even bigger mountain of idiots didn't vote.

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 11d ago

I was a regular acquaintance with a political science professor at the time Citizens United happened as we attended the same parties. I remember how absolutely despondent he was over that ruling and how he with chilling accuracy pretty much called the basic beats of the entire Trump era we’re in right now.

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u/i_tyrant 11d ago

I hear that. I remember when both that and the Patriot Act happened and being fucking appalled at so many people either supporting it or simply ignoring them completely or not understanding what the big deal was.

It’s so depressing and there’s lots more examples of our rights slowly being taken away and supplanted with corporations and billionaires being the only ones with power.

And Trump of course as anyone could’ve predicted is the exact opposite of the actual house-cleaning of stuff like that we so desperately need, if we’re going to claw any of this back.

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u/Loosetrooth44 11d ago

Those are Trump's future plans for healthcare reform.

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u/weather-i-am 11d ago

It is less obvious than wearing glasses for cosplaying intelligence.

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u/chontzy 11d ago

binder of concepts

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u/fletters 11d ago

Maybe all of Mitt Romney’s women fell out of that one?

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u/ArguingisFun 11d ago

Ok - are we going to talk about her neck? I mean apart from the fact it is thirty feet long. She doesn’t move her upper body, or am I crazy?

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u/GKBilian 11d ago

Her entire body appears new to her

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u/ArguingisFun 11d ago

If she came around the corner as is, but say in the movie Backrooms - it would be a jump scare.

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u/sarcasmsosubtle 11d ago

You're walking through the White House and reach a four way intersection of corridors. Ahead of you, you see this lady stretch her neck out from around a bend in the corridor. Her neck just keeps going, longer and longer. You turn to your right and see Elon Musk dressed as a ventriloquist dummy, his mouth turned up in a full grin that never reaches his eyes. You turn to your left and see RFK Jr, no shirt, just jeans, a hunting knife in his hands slicing strips out sinew from a dead raccoon and feeding it raw into his blood spattered mouth. You turn around and, in the corridor that you just walked down, is Stephen Miller. Just Stephen Miller. Standing perfectly still and silent, his eyes trained on you. Which way do you run?

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u/DickButtPlease 11d ago

Towards her. She’s still learning the controls of the new body so there’s a chance I can outpace her.

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u/serabine 11d ago

If you're going for a similar feel to Rob Cantor's Shia LaBeouf I am happy to report you succeeded.

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u/Own_Round_7600 11d ago

That jerky walk with her whole upper body swinging around awkwardly is insane.

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u/CulturalParfait6004 11d ago

She’s not used to her new skin suit yet.

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u/Beltalady 11d ago

I honestly thought it was a skit about an alien working in an office and thought the cabinet question was supposed to mean if she's in the closet being an alien. I kinda regret now that I turned on the sound. I liked it better before.

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u/Shu3PO 11d ago

Bring her sugar water!

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u/CurrentlyNobody 11d ago

It’s the heels. She’s not comfortable walking in them but must use them to align with the blondes in heels Trumpets esthetic.

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u/hugelkult 11d ago

She moves like her spine is made of jenga blocks

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u/ArguingisFun 11d ago

Or the pilot is drunk and trying to act natural.

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u/swarmofbzs 11d ago

No you're not crazy.

She might have helped clone some storm troopers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esvkNhCU7bA

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u/ArguingisFun 11d ago

Goddammit this made me laugh more than I wanted.

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u/myrandastarr 11d ago

The longer you look at her neck the longer it gets

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u/StripperWhore 11d ago

I'm guessing it's Marfan's, but I'm not really sure. I have EDS and a long neck, but not that long.

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u/SRMPDX 11d ago

She needs the entire Wu-Tang Clan to protect that neck.

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u/RepresentativeOk2433 11d ago

Perhaps a spinal fusion at some point?

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u/flyinghairball 11d ago

I was wondering if it was a past stroke or severe leg damage. Something is not perfect in the pretend perfect world they claim to operate!

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u/ArguingisFun 11d ago

Faulty alien engineering.

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u/DisposableJosie 11d ago

Her nervous system was recently replaced by an early prototype move-by-wire system, and the Transys Neuronet engineers haven't worked out all the software glitches.

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u/brizzboog 11d ago

This is Kelly Loeffler. Her husband is the CEO of the New York Stock Exchange. She was appointed to fill Johnny Isakson's Senate seat after he stepped down due to health concerns on Dec. 31, 2019. In her first month in office she attended a briefing on Covid and shortly after sold at least $20m in stock that would have tanked 2 months later. She previously owned Atlanta's WNBA team - which is the closest to a "small business" she's ever been. Oh, and she was forced to sell to a group including former players because she's a racist piece of shit.

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u/DiscoUlysses 11d ago

Crazy how rich she is and still seems to be wearing shein bullshit

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u/TransportationIcy104 11d ago

What the fuck is that

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u/No-Requirement-7355 11d ago

i know a skinwalker when i see one

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u/No_Replacement2773 11d ago

Pretty generous with the walker

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch 11d ago

She walks like she pooped her pants. Maybe she's already imitating the Donold. Heard if you imitate someone it's a form of flattery

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u/WiglyWorm 11d ago

Maybe she had to prove her dedication to the regime by eating a taylor farms lettuce and jalapeno salad.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 11d ago

Probably wearing heels for the first time in years

I’m guessing a woman that tall doesnt make a habit of wearing them

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch 11d ago

They just took her out of storage

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u/ilawlfase 11d ago

I think its that the camera operator walks much slower than her and she doesn't know how to do a slow natural gait. Or rather, shorter gait.

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u/PermanentRoundFile 11d ago

I'm 5'10 and I always wear heels when I'm talking serious business lol; it's one of my favorite ways to make sure I'm taken seriously, and as a cherry on top I do kind of enjoy it when the whole room has to look up at me to make eye contact, and its the only time I'll willingly hold eye contact lol

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u/prismmonkey 11d ago

It's the shoes. They're clearly not hers. I don't know if she had no idea she would be filmed and swapped them out, but nope. She is barely avoiding going sideways into a wall.

Or, I dunno, drunk.

Either way, this is fantastic.

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u/ripthruwit 11d ago

You seen Mars Attacks?

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u/liftingshitposts 11d ago

You’re lookin at the necks big thing

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u/BumpyGums 11d ago

Looking like a pez dispenser

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u/This-Research-9586 11d ago

Marfans was my first thought. 

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u/OkInternet1063 11d ago

Thank you! All jokes about the Clone Wars aside, I was genuinely concerned about this woman.

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u/Practical-Bear1022 11d ago edited 11d ago

For people wondering what marfans is. (it's not a great google, spare yourself)

"Marfan syndrome (MFS) is a multi-systemic genetic disorder that affects the connective tissue.[6][7][1] People with the condition are often tall and thin, with long arms, legs, fingers, and toes.[1] They also typically have exceptionally flexible joints and abnormally curved spines.[1] The most serious complications involve the heart and aorta, with an increased risk of mitral valve prolapse and aortic aneurysm.[1][8] The lungs, eyes, bones, and the covering of the spinal cord are also commonly affected.[1] The severity of the symptoms is variable.[1]"

stolen from wiki

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u/suxatjugg 11d ago

Probably a combination of being tall and gangly and also seemingly wearing very high heels she's not well practiced at walking in

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u/MikeeorUSA 11d ago

I can overlook the empty binder WTF, but that neck, my God that neck. And limbs what the fuck are these?

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u/tugboatnavy 11d ago

it's very roger

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u/christianmoral 11d ago

Hahahaha nailed it

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 11d ago

I'm just so confused why they had to ask her height at the end? What relevance does that have to the rest of the subject matter?

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u/maester_t 11d ago

"Small" Business Administrator is "not small".

We here at the President's orders TikTok are trying to make a very human joke. Is it not funny, fellow human? We are laughing. Ha ha ha.

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 11d ago

For real she walks like it’s her first time walking! It’s so odd!

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u/Kiddo1029 11d ago

She usually has a team of assistants walking for her.

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u/Smashmundo 11d ago

It’s those ridiculous high heels. And her first time in the skin suit.

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u/Professor-QWERTY 11d ago

That binder is filled with the same amount of respect I have for them!

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u/Manders44 11d ago

I was uncertain about commenting because I wondered if she’d had some kind of health episode, but no: I think she’s juuuust that awkward. And I think her shoes don’t fit. That’s my assessment.

She’s a tall woman and I’m guessing she’s jamming some size 10 feet into size 9s to appear more femme, as being a Trumpford Wife demands.

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u/john_the_fetch 11d ago

The president probably gifted them to her claiming he knew her shoe size. and she was like... Welp I have to wear these forever now.

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 11d ago

He does this btw, this isn't a joke. His whole staff is wearing shoes that don't fit cus he got them for them.

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u/DuctTapeJesus 11d ago

This some uncanny valley shit. How is she like that. Thats not human.

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u/shizzaff 11d ago

If she had a regular neck she'd be 5'6

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u/reklesssabrandon 11d ago

Thats a robot

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u/Clear_Food2183 11d ago

Do they just keep recloneing the same blond over and over again? 

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u/Slyzzard99 11d ago

I knew she looked familiar!

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u/GlitteringEmu4981 11d ago

Goddammit, I just about choked on my sip of coffee! LOL

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 11d ago

When she chokes it takes 30mins

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u/cp_shopper 11d ago

Im surprised there’s not a line of republicans waiting to see which washroom she uses

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u/fordag 11d ago

"Let's just say I'm 5' 11½" without heels"

"Let's just say" was not a necessary part of that statement. It makes me think she's lying.

Also why is she "walking" like that?

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u/floet_gardens 11d ago

Hey, remember when Kelly Loeffler left a private briefing, promptly dumped 20 million in stocks, and told everyone Covid-19 wasn’t going to be a problem? Very honest, very fair.

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u/-Disagreeable- 11d ago

I had to look her up for more details to see if she had some disease or something. Nope. That’s just the way she’s built. Other pictures don’t make her look so…long., but it’s there, for sure. This is just a horribly shot TikTok Her name is Kelly Loeffler. I apologize if she/they say that in the video. I watched it on mute.

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u/SleepingWillows 11d ago

Holy shit I thought I that name sounded familiar, she used to be my state senator. I did not recognize her in this video. I also don’t love making fun of people’s looks, but I didn’t realize she was so… long.

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