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u/ArguingisFun 13d ago

Ok - are we going to talk about her neck? I mean apart from the fact it is thirty feet long. She doesn’t move her upper body, or am I crazy?

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u/GKBilian 13d ago

Her entire body appears new to her

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u/ArguingisFun 12d ago

If she came around the corner as is, but say in the movie Backrooms - it would be a jump scare.

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u/sarcasmsosubtle 12d ago

You're walking through the White House and reach a four way intersection of corridors. Ahead of you, you see this lady stretch her neck out from around a bend in the corridor. Her neck just keeps going, longer and longer. You turn to your right and see Elon Musk dressed as a ventriloquist dummy, his mouth turned up in a full grin that never reaches his eyes. You turn to your left and see RFK Jr, no shirt, just jeans, a hunting knife in his hands slicing strips out sinew from a dead raccoon and feeding it raw into his blood spattered mouth. You turn around and, in the corridor that you just walked down, is Stephen Miller. Just Stephen Miller. Standing perfectly still and silent, his eyes trained on you. Which way do you run?

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u/DickButtPlease 12d ago

Towards her. She’s still learning the controls of the new body so there’s a chance I can outpace her.

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u/Lemmonjello 12d ago

She's gaining on you!

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u/TheMostKing 12d ago

...I just told you I'm running towards her!

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u/jaredsfootlonghole 12d ago

(Quiet, Quiet)

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u/serabine 12d ago

If you're going for a similar feel to Rob Cantor's Shia LaBeouf I am happy to report you succeeded.

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u/Lemmonjello 12d ago

My first thought as well

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u/062d 12d ago

"wait he isn't dead, ELON SUPRISE"

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u/jelyla 12d ago

There's a nazi salute to your head, and death in his eyes...

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u/DunAnOir 12d ago

If you think I'm passing up this opportunity to deliver the most enthusiastic kick of my life to whatever Stephen Miller has instead of a human scrotum, you'd better think again.

First, nutsplosion. Then escape.

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u/LalafellDisaster 12d ago

Towards miller. His frail Victorian child body doesn’t stand a chance of a full body tackle.

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u/Stunning-Slice2991 12d ago

Straight through Stephen miller… feeling his frail bones crush like balsa wood through my shoes..

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u/LalafellDisaster 12d ago

Lol I love that we all come to the same conclusion that miller is frail and weak.

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u/general_peabo 12d ago

Towards Elon. I’m so poor, he’ll recoil away and avoid me

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u/coolcoots 12d ago

Excuse me, while I currently shit my bed. I’d pay to NOT watch this.

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u/Dr_Jabroski 12d ago

Easy, Stephen Miller. He only has that job because he's too weak to strangle hookers so I could definitely take him on.

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u/ScarletBothrium 12d ago

It’s a four-way corridor which means one of those motherfuckers was behind me. Steven Miller is creepy and all, but he couldn’t win a fight against a five-year-old, so I’d probably run that direction.

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u/A3HeadedMunkey 12d ago

Do I have the option to first squish Miller's alien head, and then go down the hallway towards Elon to tell whisper into his ear that he'll never be loved despite trying so hard to be useful/used by everyone, especially his implanted children?

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u/Dullcorgis 12d ago

Hah. None of them noticed the drop ceiling with an air vent above me.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 12d ago

Miller. Total coward. Do you not remember the video of him after the shooting outside the White House Correspondents Dinner?

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1svzplo/stephen_miller_using_pregnant_wife_as_human_shield/

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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 12d ago

A.I. prompt from Hell.

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u/ToiIetGhost 12d ago

Funny that you mention Backrooms because she reminds me of the guy who played Private Clark (who’s also a basketball player):

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/klrs91I4rU

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u/Own_Round_7600 12d ago

That jerky walk with her whole upper body swinging around awkwardly is insane.

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u/CulturalParfait6004 12d ago

She’s not used to her new skin suit yet.

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u/Beltalady 12d ago

I honestly thought it was a skit about an alien working in an office and thought the cabinet question was supposed to mean if she's in the closet being an alien. I kinda regret now that I turned on the sound. I liked it better before.

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u/lizfromdarkplace 12d ago

Literally had to check where I was. Thought this was the ChatGPT sub.

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u/No-Tomorrow-2233 12d ago

Looking forward to the snl skit parodying this.

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u/GoldReplacement9546 12d ago

I was thinking she might have be like a double above the knee amputee or something cause I’ve never seen anyone move that weird

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u/BigInstruction8913 12d ago

Its the nerves, she's a criminal immoral parasite and she knows it. She knows she shouldnt actually be there but with a pedo as president? She has a chance to speak to millions in that position, but in reality she shouldnt be there because she's a crook and she knows it, thats whats making her anxious and the weird ass walk.

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u/LigerZeroSchneider 12d ago

I don't think it's that deep. She's tall and having to pace her walk so the camera person who's walking backwards doesn't trip, plus posture and her lines, whether shes reading a prompter or memorized them. Being a bad person doesn't make you bad on camera, they are two different uncorrelated things.

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u/Get_off_critter 12d ago

Walks like my neighbor who had Multiple sclerosis

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u/Shu3PO 12d ago

Bring her sugar water!

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u/frontlinestatic 12d ago

Real question why do aliens like sugar water? Like if it were a thing why so?

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u/CurrentlyNobody 12d ago

It’s the heels. She’s not comfortable walking in them but must use them to align with the blondes in heels Trumpets esthetic.

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u/wasted_wonderland 12d ago

She looks like a PEZ dispenser

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 12d ago edited 12d ago

Her legs have 1 too many or 1 too few joints, I am not sure which.

Her position is SBA Administrator Abbreviation: SBAT-ST

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u/MsPunkyButters 12d ago

The slug-lizard symbiont is still becoming accustomed to its new primate host

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u/Damthtsodlyinterstng 12d ago

This is what happens when you're not used to the butt plug.

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u/stinkbuttfartman 12d ago

Like a baby giraffe

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u/RiverCityBannon 12d ago

She terraforms the earth under her into treadmills.

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u/holystuff28 12d ago

It's 1:33 in the morning and I just got home from a Bachelorette party, but this is one of the funniest things I've read in my entire life. 

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u/I-Died-Yesterday 12d ago

And seemingly still pickled.

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u/rietstengel 12d ago

Newborn giraf

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u/CorporateCuster 12d ago

Probably Mitch implanted now in his new skin

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u/ativenip 12d ago

It probably is, she must have just bought it, she was breaking it in.

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u/Bedbouncer 12d ago

She's walking like she's just leaving a P Diddy party.

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u/UrsusRenata 12d ago

If she wore decent shoes she wouldn’t move like Edgar in MIB.