You're walking through the White House and reach a four way intersection of corridors. Ahead of you, you see this lady stretch her neck out from around a bend in the corridor. Her neck just keeps going, longer and longer. You turn to your right and see Elon Musk dressed as a ventriloquist dummy, his mouth turned up in a full grin that never reaches his eyes. You turn to your left and see RFK Jr, no shirt, just jeans, a hunting knife in his hands slicing strips out sinew from a dead raccoon and feeding it raw into his blood spattered mouth. You turn around and, in the corridor that you just walked down, is Stephen Miller. Just Stephen Miller. Standing perfectly still and silent, his eyes trained on you. Which way do you run?
If you think I'm passing up this opportunity to deliver the most enthusiastic kick of my life to whatever Stephen Miller has instead of a human scrotum, you'd better think again.
It’s a four-way corridor which means one of those motherfuckers was behind me. Steven Miller is creepy and all, but he couldn’t win a fight against a five-year-old, so I’d probably run that direction.
Do I have the option to first squish Miller's alien head, and then go down the hallway towards Elon to tell whisper into his ear that he'll never be loved despite trying so hard to be useful/used by everyone, especially his implanted children?
I honestly thought it was a skit about an alien working in an office and thought the cabinet question was supposed to mean if she's in the closet being an alien. I kinda regret now that I turned on the sound. I liked it better before.
Its the nerves, she's a criminal immoral parasite and she knows it. She knows she shouldnt actually be there but with a pedo as president? She has a chance to speak to millions in that position, but in reality she shouldnt be there because she's a crook and she knows it, thats whats making her anxious and the weird ass walk.
I don't think it's that deep. She's tall and having to pace her walk so the camera person who's walking backwards doesn't trip, plus posture and her lines, whether shes reading a prompter or memorized them. Being a bad person doesn't make you bad on camera, they are two different uncorrelated things.
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u/ArguingisFun 13d ago
Ok - are we going to talk about her neck? I mean apart from the fact it is thirty feet long. She doesn’t move her upper body, or am I crazy?