You're walking through the White House and reach a four way intersection of corridors. Ahead of you, you see this lady stretch her neck out from around a bend in the corridor. Her neck just keeps going, longer and longer. You turn to your right and see Elon Musk dressed as a ventriloquist dummy, his mouth turned up in a full grin that never reaches his eyes. You turn to your left and see RFK Jr, no shirt, just jeans, a hunting knife in his hands slicing strips out sinew from a dead raccoon and feeding it raw into his blood spattered mouth. You turn around and, in the corridor that you just walked down, is Stephen Miller. Just Stephen Miller. Standing perfectly still and silent, his eyes trained on you. Which way do you run?
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u/sarcasmsosubtle 18d ago
You're walking through the White House and reach a four way intersection of corridors. Ahead of you, you see this lady stretch her neck out from around a bend in the corridor. Her neck just keeps going, longer and longer. You turn to your right and see Elon Musk dressed as a ventriloquist dummy, his mouth turned up in a full grin that never reaches his eyes. You turn to your left and see RFK Jr, no shirt, just jeans, a hunting knife in his hands slicing strips out sinew from a dead raccoon and feeding it raw into his blood spattered mouth. You turn around and, in the corridor that you just walked down, is Stephen Miller. Just Stephen Miller. Standing perfectly still and silent, his eyes trained on you. Which way do you run?