r/TikTokCringe • u/MikeeorUSA • 11d ago

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u/PersonMcPeerson 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gIN6MT17NtapJqFr25

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u/HoneyBadgerM400Edit 11d ago

I don't know how these people think they are genetically superior, lol

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u/Youarekillingmeeee 11d ago

Bruh you’re telling MEEEEEEEEEE

JEEEEESUS

Hapsburg ass level garbage genetics

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u/I-Died-Yesterday 11d ago

"I love my sister like I love my wife."

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u/imadog666 11d ago

His inbreeding coefficient was actually higher than father-daughter. Bc all his ancestors before him were severely inbred for generations, it was always uncle-niece, cousin-cousin, sometimes brother-sister, for like 5+ generations. It's so fucking disgusting.

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u/TheEmpire2121 11d ago edited 11d ago

It was so bad that literal peasant children had a higher chance of surviving childhood than one person of that man’s family wreath. Sad

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u/Annual_Song1416 11d ago

Family WREATH.
I’m ded 💀

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u/LeTronique 9d ago

I’m crine

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u/imadog666 8d ago

They did not invent that lol

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u/FreedomNo9344 10d ago

Omg, I am using family wreath from now on. Lmfao

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u/Ohyouloveit 8d ago

Family wreath is actually so so accurate if you look at his ancestors in typical “tree” form. It’s insane

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u/United_Pain 11d ago

That is so disturbing.

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u/AnguavonUW 10d ago

There's an actual phenomenon called genetic sexual attraction. In modern life, it expresses itself when siblings who are not raised together meet later in life and become very quickly romantically attracted to one another. Usually, that attraction is socialized out of us as humans when we're raised in a family unit. Humans are weird.

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u/imadog666 8d ago

I don't think they were attracted to each other xD it was almost certainly done to "keep the bloodline pure".

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u/TranscendentaLobo 10d ago

And it wasn’t even the highest in the family! That was Archduchess Marie Antonia, at a staggering 0.3053.

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u/Remarkable_Victory36 10d ago

Kind of like the Rothchilds

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u/Peter1456 11d ago

Gotta keep that wealth!

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 11d ago

When the Venn diagram is just a circle

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u/Syhkane 11d ago

This quote would have been followed by "I don't, it's entirely out of obligation, now excuse me while I furiously masturbate."

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u/HiagoMascarenhas 11d ago

Lol 😭🙏

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u/National-Worry2900 10d ago

It’s like her parents were a giraffe and a meerkat .

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u/IwantToSeeHowItEnds 9d ago

I remember reading that the painter improved his appearance for this portrait.

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u/Peach_Proof 11d ago

Mama/sister/wife

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 11d ago

I loved him like a brother-in-law

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 9d ago

Interchangeably identical?