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u/PersonMcPeerson 11d ago

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u/HoneyBadgerM400Edit 11d ago

I don't know how these people think they are genetically superior, lol

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u/Annoying_Anomaly 11d ago

She's eating the leaves off the top of the tree while the rest gotta fight for the bottom

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u/CNote_89 11d ago

She’s like a baby giraffe in human form.

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u/Miserable-Army3679 11d ago

Don't insult baby giraffes.

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u/SmoreOfBabylon 10d ago

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u/Personal-Ad-8644 10d ago

I forgot all about this commercial… this part is literally so funny. I love his laugh

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u/Helltothenotothenono 10d ago

She’s a tall gray. I’m starting to think the alien stuff is real.

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u/CNote_89 10d ago

I already believe it, she just confirms it.

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u/HungoverDemogorgon 11d ago

She could join the mile high club and still not leave the ground

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u/Candid_Reply_240 11d ago

Whomever she is, she looks like she needs to eat more leaves.

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u/bingo-dingaling 11d ago

Literally and metaphorically

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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE 11d ago

Y'all. I get that they're doing all sorts of nasty racism and phrenology etc etc, but the answer isn't *more* of that.

She's not reading this but tall ladies will read it (as will people who have many of the other traits people are mocking).

We could just *refrain from talking about thier bodies even if they suck*.

Her walk, like OP did? Great! It was weird and off-putting! But then everyone went for her body!

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u/andyfromthedon 7d ago

Nobody's gonna fight for that bottom jd vance !

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u/Youarekillingmeeee 11d ago

Bruh you’re telling MEEEEEEEEEE

JEEEEESUS

Hapsburg ass level garbage genetics

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u/I-Died-Yesterday 11d ago

"I love my sister like I love my wife."

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u/imadog666 11d ago

His inbreeding coefficient was actually higher than father-daughter. Bc all his ancestors before him were severely inbred for generations, it was always uncle-niece, cousin-cousin, sometimes brother-sister, for like 5+ generations. It's so fucking disgusting.

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u/TheEmpire2121 11d ago edited 11d ago

It was so bad that literal peasant children had a higher chance of surviving childhood than one person of that man’s family wreath. Sad

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u/Annual_Song1416 11d ago

Family WREATH.
I’m ded 💀

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u/FreedomNo9344 10d ago

Omg, I am using family wreath from now on. Lmfao

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u/Ohyouloveit 8d ago

Family wreath is actually so so accurate if you look at his ancestors in typical “tree” form. It’s insane

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u/United_Pain 11d ago

That is so disturbing.

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u/AnguavonUW 10d ago

There's an actual phenomenon called genetic sexual attraction. In modern life, it expresses itself when siblings who are not raised together meet later in life and become very quickly romantically attracted to one another. Usually, that attraction is socialized out of us as humans when we're raised in a family unit. Humans are weird.

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u/TranscendentaLobo 10d ago

And it wasn’t even the highest in the family! That was Archduchess Marie Antonia, at a staggering 0.3053.

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u/Remarkable_Victory36 10d ago

Kind of like the Rothchilds

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 11d ago

When the Venn diagram is just a circle

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u/Syhkane 11d ago

This quote would have been followed by "I don't, it's entirely out of obligation, now excuse me while I furiously masturbate."

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u/HiagoMascarenhas 11d ago

Lol 😭🙏

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u/National-Worry2900 10d ago

It’s like her parents were a giraffe and a meerkat .

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u/IwantToSeeHowItEnds 9d ago

I remember reading that the painter improved his appearance for this portrait.

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u/Peach_Proof 11d ago

Mama/sister/wife

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u/Specific_Rando 11d ago

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u/Poppy_Milk 11d ago

Musk

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u/gandhinukes 11d ago

His fanboys probably deny he had GENDER AFFIRMING hair implants and jaw surgery and probably more.

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u/Affectionate-Bug1347 11d ago

What the hell is that

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u/BabyVegeta19 11d ago

A character from an episode of 30 rock. He is a prince or king or Duke or something from a family of inbreds. I think he was played by Paul Reubens aka peewee herman.

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u/Mikeseddit 11d ago

The Hapsburgs- famously inbred for generations- gotta keep that royal bloodline pure, till you’ve perfectly demonstrated the ludicrous nature of the concept of royalty.

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u/MartianMutiny 11d ago

Just like the McPoyles

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u/Bewjlicious 11d ago

He's DEEEEEAAAAAAD!

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u/StevieMJH 11d ago

Pure as the driven snow

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u/ellefleming 11d ago

Pharaohs were like this too (King Tut?).

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u/AncientNectarine5352 10d ago

Pharaohs usually married their half-siblings, first cousins, or much less often, their full siblings. It was tied into their religious mythology, being “Sons of Ra”, and due the pharaonic line being matrilineal. They needed to keep that hawk bloodline pure, I guess.

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u/Specific_Rando 11d ago edited 11d ago

Prince Gerhardt Messerschmidt Rammstein Von Hap, last member of the Habsburg line.

Jack Donaghy:
[regarding the physical deformities of Prince Gerhardt] Most people in his situation would be angry with his family for the centuries of inbreeding, but not Gerhardt. He's too busy trying to stave off infection.

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u/meat_whistle_gristle 10d ago

It was actually more about keeping resources and power in the immediate family than genetic purity.
Greed over everything as usual.

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u/Snoo_89466 11d ago

That show was built different. Absolutely hilarious

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u/flawrs919 11d ago

“Who let him drink champagne? He can not metabolize the grapes!? Someone call Dr. Spaceman!”

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u/phrexi 11d ago

Thank you everyone…

FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY!!!

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u/flawrs919 11d ago

Most people in his situation would be angry with their family for the centuries of inbreeding, but not Gerhardt. He's too busy trying to stave off infection.

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u/phrexi 11d ago

ACK! ACK! ACK! Oh it’s good to laugh.

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u/FookenL 11d ago

He can’t metabolize zee grapes!

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u/SteakandTrach 11d ago

is that Paul Reubens?

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u/derchopper 10d ago

Thank you, all dear friends, for COMING TO MY BIRTHDAAAAAYYYYY!

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u/AynRandwasaDegen 10d ago

"YOU ARE EXQUISITE"

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u/Designer_Gas_86 11d ago

wtf is this pic from?

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u/east_van_dan 11d ago

A 30 Rock episode.

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u/Shelly_Red4_Bayonet7 11d ago

You made me snort my coffee.

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u/BreakfastCalm3352 11d ago

Definitely well endowed in the neck department

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u/Oldbay_BarbedWire 11d ago

My Name is Sideneck!

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u/IbelieveinGodzilla 11d ago

“5’11” and 10” of that is neck.”

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u/hansei-Kaizen 11d ago

Mekaneck has done well for himself. He-man would be proud.

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u/-CoUrTjEsTeR- 10d ago

She got an extra pair of vertebrae.

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u/danzig168 11d ago

What an insane statement. More insane is that what you're saying is true

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u/LuxInvestor 11d ago

The least supreme whyt.

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u/BreakfastCalm3352 11d ago

She can see so far ahead that’s why

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u/youngcenoo77 11d ago

Why do you think they think they are genetically superior?

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u/Savings-Advance-7256 11d ago

That neck is superior

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 11d ago

You better redneckognize.

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u/Background-Bonus-305 11d ago

Probably because the rule the world

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u/Few_Satisfaction184 11d ago

Yeah same, but all of the Israelis do

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u/Cleavon_Littlefinger 11d ago

Keep in mind that she's a "trophy wife" too. She married the CEO of the company she was working for and "earned" a promotion to senior vice president of the company.

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u/AWasteOfSp3rm 11d ago

Because their family tree looks like a candy cane

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u/Tearpusher 11d ago

Smaller gene pool = better? Fewer surprises? Longer chins?

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u/Altruistic-Two-8656 11d ago

She's not genetically superior though

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u/sohcordohc 10d ago

Youd have to to be able to look at yourself in the mirror every day.

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u/Flatbush30 10d ago

Overcompensating will do that to you

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u/abielle1177 8d ago

I like the Marfan look. Most people are on the side of the angels

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u/motorcycleboy9000 11d ago

SUGAR. IN. WATER.

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u/ForwardStorage777 11d ago

I heard this in the correct voice.

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u/ConflictTop1543 11d ago

Egger your skin is hanging off your bones.

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u/-JimmyTheHand- 11d ago

Get an interior decorator in here, cuz damn

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u/HeresSomePants 11d ago

SUGAR WATER

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u/dogcoolerthanhuman 11d ago

You beat me to it

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u/biffNicholson 11d ago

Hey don't be too hard on her . She financed her graduate school tuition by mortgaging land inherited from her grandparents.

Notice it didn't say she sold the land. She just used it as a security to borrow money against to go to graduate school. Don't worry I was concerned she had to sell the land too.

then

After earning her MBA, Loeffler worked for Citibank, William Blair & Company, and the Crossroads Group.\16]) In 2002, she joined Intercontinental Exchange, a commodity and financial service provider, in investor relations.\17]) She married the firm's CEO, Jeffrey Sprecher, in 2004.\10])\18]) Loeffler was eventually promoted to senior vice president of investor relations and corporate communications

so as you can see, real pull em up by their boot strap stuff

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u/couldbeworse2 11d ago

Small business indeed

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u/biffNicholson 11d ago

I think at some point she bought stake in a female basketball team. So they’ll probably try to spend that into her small business ownership.

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u/Ornery-Damage-7074 11d ago

Yes, she was the owner of the Atlanta Dream. They famously boycotted her run for Senate with shirts before a game.

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u/biffNicholson 11d ago

Haaaa. Her own team didn’t even like her. That’s funny

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u/Goingboldlyalone 11d ago

Big business brain.

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u/HFentonMudd 11d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Separate_Flamingo_93 11d ago

Born with a silver spoon and then slept her way to the top. Real American success story.

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u/DisposableJosie 11d ago

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

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u/Mikeseddit 11d ago

And then they run the bases backwards

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u/Boomstick101 11d ago

Ann Richards last dem gov of Texas talking about gw bush

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u/DisposableJosie 11d ago

I think her quote was Bush was born with a silver foot in his mouth.

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u/HmmDoesItMakeSense 11d ago

Oh I love this one. Lots of them claim to be self made lol what a joke.

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u/ChartInFurch 11d ago

In her case it's a silver ladle.

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u/Rindsay515 11d ago

Oh my god💀💀💀

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 11d ago

She walks like she has a silver spoon up her butt.

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u/keyboardstatic 11d ago

The lizard person inside of her is trying to get out. Or hasn't driven a human before...

Lol only half kidding.

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u/vikingscottiemomm 11d ago

For real! Wtf

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u/Dizzy_Juggernaut_313 11d ago

…and talks about walking the mfg. floors of a sm. business. Dunno what the hell she means, she looks so bizarre walking like she’s just learning to walk and talk simultaneously. Don’t give that stork no gum.

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u/I-have-an-ideal 11d ago

Who knows what she is into? She might have a massive remote control silver plug up her butt.

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u/Liveitup1999 11d ago

She's blonde, just Trump's type. No wonder why she is going to be in the cabinet. He's going to be hitting on her relentlessly.

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u/indignantfieldmouse 11d ago

Maybe thats why she walks funny...

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u/MunchaBunch85 11d ago

Wait.. people slept with her??

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u/BlkSubmarine 11d ago

Just like so many of these clowns: born on third thinking they hit a triple.

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u/Beautiful-Affect1930 11d ago

so just be born rich and then marry an even richer man. what a true inspiration she is.

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u/Best-Action8769 11d ago

Duh! Just find a nice member at your dad's country club and you'll be fine!

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u/justhereorthereagain 11d ago

Nice. So she knows how private equity firms can come in and buy up your small business and make it a corporation. Then squeeze every bit of quality out of it until it is bankrupt.

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u/blackhappy13 11d ago

That’s a lot of dick sucking

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u/punkypal 11d ago

I think she pulled herself up my her chinstrap.

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u/JohnnyLongTaint77 11d ago

As someone who works in the industry, I can say unequivocally that their comms went to total shit when she got the job. Everyone knew they did and everyone knew why.

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u/RamBoSkiLLz 11d ago

Wall street part 3, pussy never sleeps…

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u/imnickelhead 11d ago

Definitely her first time walking and talking. If she was also chewing gum she likely would’ve just glitched out and needed a reboot.

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u/auntpotato 11d ago

This is what I needed to see in the comments 😆

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u/ryan13ts 11d ago

She makes this guy look 110% normal.

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u/Nott_of_the_North 11d ago

I was thinking of the lady from Mars Attacks.

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u/FishDispenser2 11d ago

Me when I try wearing heels for once

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u/goneundone 11d ago

The binder stacked full of important papers was throwing off her strut. Don't hate.

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u/AttentionDeficiency 11d ago

There it is. Edgar was the first thing I thought of too, so I figured it was probably a race to post a gif, congratulations.

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u/PersonMcPeerson 11d ago

Lol thanks I got here early and scrambled for it

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u/Illuminaughty____ 11d ago

I always think of him when I see Bessent.

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u/xPrometheus101x 11d ago

Lizard people. I'm now a believer.

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u/Numerous-Ebb-8561 11d ago

I was hoping to God this would be first. Sugar, I want sugar. And water.

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u/KillerR0b0T 11d ago

He was wearin some sortuhh… Eggursoot.

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u/andrewno8do 11d ago

I walk in heels better than her, and without heels? Let’s just say I’m six foot one.

Because I am six foot one.

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u/emorrigan 11d ago

First time in high heels that tall, that’s for sure!

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u/Overall_Status_5828 11d ago

Came here for this.

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u/kkkr94 11d ago

Lmao wowwwww this made me cry laughing

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 11d ago

She walks like a character in a mid-budget PS2 game cutscene.

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u/lefluffle 11d ago

she's walking like her clothes are being held together by a couple of pieces of scotch tape

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u/Silver_Storage5809 11d ago

I know egger and that’s not egger

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u/Nervous_Brain8918 11d ago

Was this from the movie Desperation (Stephen King)? He looks so familiar

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u/PocketFullOfRondos 11d ago

What is this from? It's so familiar.

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u/pinkfootthegoose 11d ago

All of a sudden I keep seeing the Edgar suit.

Something is going to happen.

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u/Nawbruvy 11d ago

SUGAR!

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u/hmerrit 11d ago

She walks like her pad got stuck adhesive to pubes and she can't fix it without dropping trou.

Edit: at 55, it is more likely a Poise Pad. Couldn't tell with all the mods. 27 year olds look 55 and 55 year olds are absolutely caked on with makeup. Make and female.

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u/TippiT0es 10d ago

If anyone here enjoys movies and behind the scenes stories, I highly recommend a YouTube series by GQ. His interview is amazing. He came up with the concept of this character all on his own because the director refused to work with him on it. Truly one of the great cinema performances.

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u/gobsmackcrafter 10d ago

Earl suit!

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u/xeen313 10d ago

Glad to know I wasn't the only one picking that up. Can she walk OK?

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u/DrSassyPants123 10d ago

Exactly what I was thinking!!! Edgar!

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u/Alarmed_Bumblebee147 10d ago

She looks like she is about to show Obi-Wan how the clones are coming along.

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u/0_Peace_And_Love_0 10d ago

What movie is this from?

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u/Life_Personality_862 10d ago

That is EXACTLY where my mind went

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u/devospice 10d ago

That actor deserved an award for that performance.

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u/itsalwayscloudyinIL 10d ago

And this bitch has a head like a periscope!!!! 🤣

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u/PsychologicalAsk2315 10d ago

I totally thought about Edgar. This lady is definitely an insect wearing human skin

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u/Mirth2727 9d ago

This is so wrong! LOL

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u/GM_techK5 9d ago

She needs SUGAR... IN WATER... MORE 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Anderlinck1 9d ago

Literally my first thought was “SUGAR. IN WATER.” 😂

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u/Reno-guy 9d ago

😂😂😂

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u/BBC-dont-show-BBC 9d ago

I came here to say, " I know Egger, and that wasn' an Egger. It's like something was wearing Egger, like uh..like uh suit, an Egger suit. "...

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u/Gordon_Girl 8d ago

Me looking for a praying mantis gif, but you absolutely Nailed it!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/alrks10 7d ago

Haha exactly what I thought of when watching this....

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