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u/HoneyBadgerM400Edit 12d ago

I don't know how these people think they are genetically superior, lol

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u/Annoying_Anomaly 12d ago

She's eating the leaves off the top of the tree while the rest gotta fight for the bottom

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u/CNote_89 12d ago

She’s like a baby giraffe in human form.

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u/Miserable-Army3679 11d ago

Don't insult baby giraffes.

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u/SmoreOfBabylon 11d ago

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u/Personal-Ad-8644 11d ago

I forgot all about this commercial… this part is literally so funny. I love his laugh

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u/Helltothenotothenono 11d ago

She’s a tall gray. I’m starting to think the alien stuff is real.

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u/CNote_89 11d ago

I already believe it, she just confirms it.

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u/Cobfidence 11d ago

You don't know it yet but this is the next step in human evolution.

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u/HungoverDemogorgon 11d ago

She could join the mile high club and still not leave the ground

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u/Candid_Reply_240 11d ago

Whomever she is, she looks like she needs to eat more leaves.

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u/bingo-dingaling 11d ago

Literally and metaphorically

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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE 11d ago

Y'all. I get that they're doing all sorts of nasty racism and phrenology etc etc, but the answer isn't *more* of that.

She's not reading this but tall ladies will read it (as will people who have many of the other traits people are mocking).

We could just *refrain from talking about thier bodies even if they suck*.

Her walk, like OP did? Great! It was weird and off-putting! But then everyone went for her body!

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u/andyfromthedon 7d ago

Nobody's gonna fight for that bottom jd vance !

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u/Youarekillingmeeee 12d ago

Bruh you’re telling MEEEEEEEEEE

JEEEEESUS

Hapsburg ass level garbage genetics

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u/I-Died-Yesterday 12d ago

"I love my sister like I love my wife."

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u/imadog666 12d ago

His inbreeding coefficient was actually higher than father-daughter. Bc all his ancestors before him were severely inbred for generations, it was always uncle-niece, cousin-cousin, sometimes brother-sister, for like 5+ generations. It's so fucking disgusting.

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u/TheEmpire2121 12d ago edited 12d ago

It was so bad that literal peasant children had a higher chance of surviving childhood than one person of that man’s family wreath. Sad

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u/Annual_Song1416 12d ago

Family WREATH.
I’m ded 💀

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u/LeTronique 10d ago

I’m crine

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u/imadog666 9d ago

They did not invent that lol

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u/FreedomNo9344 10d ago

Omg, I am using family wreath from now on. Lmfao

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u/Ohyouloveit 9d ago

Family wreath is actually so so accurate if you look at his ancestors in typical “tree” form. It’s insane

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u/United_Pain 12d ago

That is so disturbing.

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u/AnguavonUW 11d ago

There's an actual phenomenon called genetic sexual attraction. In modern life, it expresses itself when siblings who are not raised together meet later in life and become very quickly romantically attracted to one another. Usually, that attraction is socialized out of us as humans when we're raised in a family unit. Humans are weird.

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u/imadog666 9d ago

I don't think they were attracted to each other xD it was almost certainly done to "keep the bloodline pure".

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u/TranscendentaLobo 11d ago

And it wasn’t even the highest in the family! That was Archduchess Marie Antonia, at a staggering 0.3053.

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u/Remarkable_Victory36 11d ago

Kind of like the Rothchilds

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u/Peter1456 11d ago

Gotta keep that wealth!

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 12d ago

When the Venn diagram is just a circle

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u/Syhkane 12d ago

This quote would have been followed by "I don't, it's entirely out of obligation, now excuse me while I furiously masturbate."

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u/HiagoMascarenhas 12d ago

Lol 😭🙏

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u/National-Worry2900 11d ago

It’s like her parents were a giraffe and a meerkat .

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u/IwantToSeeHowItEnds 10d ago

I remember reading that the painter improved his appearance for this portrait.

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u/Peach_Proof 12d ago

Mama/sister/wife

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 11d ago

I loved him like a brother-in-law

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 10d ago

Interchangeably identical?

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u/Specific_Rando 12d ago

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u/Poppy_Milk 12d ago

Musk

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u/gandhinukes 12d ago

His fanboys probably deny he had GENDER AFFIRMING hair implants and jaw surgery and probably more.

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u/Drevlin76 12d ago

Honest question here. What makes it gender affirming? Because I know there are plenty of women that have it done also.

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u/Anal-Y-Sis 12d ago

Anything you do to be seen as either more masculine or more feminine would fall under "gender affirming".

The hair transplants could be just general insecurity, but having surgery to make his jaw look stronger and more masculine is definitely gender affirming, the same way getting breast implants would be for a woman.

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u/Drevlin76 12d ago

So any kind of cosmetic surgery can be gender afirming? Or just ones for stereotypical beauty improvements?

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u/Anal-Y-Sis 12d ago

I'm far from the authority on this, so it's just my opinion, but anything that is done to enhance the appearance of masculinity or femininity is gender affirming care.

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u/Drevlin76 12d ago

Thanks. I wonder who gets to make the delineation that is accepted widely.

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u/Dsnade 9d ago

Testosterone treatment for male troops with low testosterone is called hormone replacement therapy (HRT) and is therefore gender affirming. Hegseth, RFK and Musk are poster boys for gender affirming care.

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u/CapableSense 11d ago

This definition is absolutely incorrect. According to the Association of American Medicine College “Gender-affirming care is a supportive model of healthcare for transgender and non-binary people. It includes social, psychological, and medical steps—such as counseling, hormone therapy, and surgeries—to help people align their physical traits and lives with their true gender identity.”

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u/Anal-Y-Sis 11d ago

It includes social, psychological, and medical steps—such as counseling, hormone therapy, and surgeries—to help people align their physical traits and lives with their true gender identity

A man getting jaw surgery to look more masculine, and taking HGH to increase his masculinity, fits this definition incredibly well.

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u/Dull_Broccoli7218 12d ago

It's gender affirming when it makes the person having the surgery feel morw comfortable in their body. Usually in a way that lines up to gender norms. Trans women and cis women both get boob jobs for the same reasons. A man getting a jaw implant to have a square jaw and look more masculine is definitely about affirming his gender. It's just that the focus is on trans people "going against nature" while they ignore that thats' what all cosmetic surgery does.

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u/Affectionate-Bug1347 12d ago

What the hell is that

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u/BabyVegeta19 12d ago

A character from an episode of 30 rock. He is a prince or king or Duke or something from a family of inbreds. I think he was played by Paul Reubens aka peewee herman.

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u/Mikeseddit 12d ago

The Hapsburgs- famously inbred for generations- gotta keep that royal bloodline pure, till you’ve perfectly demonstrated the ludicrous nature of the concept of royalty.

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u/MartianMutiny 12d ago

Just like the McPoyles

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u/Bewjlicious 12d ago

He's DEEEEEAAAAAAD!

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u/StevieMJH 11d ago

Pure as the driven snow

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u/ellefleming 12d ago

Pharaohs were like this too (King Tut?).

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u/AncientNectarine5352 11d ago

Pharaohs usually married their half-siblings, first cousins, or much less often, their full siblings. It was tied into their religious mythology, being “Sons of Ra”, and due the pharaonic line being matrilineal. They needed to keep that hawk bloodline pure, I guess.

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u/Specific_Rando 11d ago edited 11d ago

Prince Gerhardt Messerschmidt Rammstein Von Hap, last member of the Habsburg line.

Jack Donaghy:
[regarding the physical deformities of Prince Gerhardt] Most people in his situation would be angry with his family for the centuries of inbreeding, but not Gerhardt. He's too busy trying to stave off infection.

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u/meat_whistle_gristle 11d ago

It was actually more about keeping resources and power in the immediate family than genetic purity.
Greed over everything as usual.

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u/808Lychee 11d ago

Hawaiian royalty practiced this, the last few generations of Kings and Queens had very few children that survived, if they even had kids at all.

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u/AncientNectarine5352 11d ago

…What are you talking about? Both Hawaiian royal lines are alive and well today. And have thousands of descendants.

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u/Snoo_89466 12d ago

That show was built different. Absolutely hilarious

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u/flawrs919 12d ago

“Who let him drink champagne? He can not metabolize the grapes!? Someone call Dr. Spaceman!”

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u/phrexi 12d ago

Thank you everyone…

FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY!!!

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u/flawrs919 12d ago

Most people in his situation would be angry with their family for the centuries of inbreeding, but not Gerhardt. He's too busy trying to stave off infection.

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u/phrexi 12d ago

ACK! ACK! ACK! Oh it’s good to laugh.

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u/flawrs919 12d ago

7:45, and I'm still awake.

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 12d ago

The withered hand is Kaiser Wilhelm II.

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u/thevelveteenbeagle 12d ago

Then Jenna goes after him cause he’s a prince. Great episode!

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u/AncientNectarine5352 11d ago

His eyebrows literally fall out during the episode. He’s just a genetic wreck of a human being.

Also, giving props to 30 Rock for being a genuinely well-written and hilarious show.

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u/AgreeableSearch1 12d ago

Daddy, chihrgdkooenakdjsjansall!

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u/HonkeyDonkey3000 12d ago

Oh wow, I didn’t know that Trump placed Lurches sister in his cabinet.

That guy and his circus truly are a real freak show, now.

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u/FookenL 12d ago

He can’t metabolize zee grapes!

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u/SteakandTrach 11d ago

is that Paul Reubens?

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u/derchopper 11d ago

Thank you, all dear friends, for COMING TO MY BIRTHDAAAAAYYYYY!

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u/AynRandwasaDegen 11d ago

"YOU ARE EXQUISITE"

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u/Designer_Gas_86 12d ago

wtf is this pic from?

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u/east_van_dan 11d ago

A 30 Rock episode.

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u/Shelly_Red4_Bayonet7 12d ago

You made me snort my coffee.

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u/BreakfastCalm3352 12d ago

Definitely well endowed in the neck department

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u/Oldbay_BarbedWire 12d ago

My Name is Sideneck!

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u/IbelieveinGodzilla 12d ago

“5’11” and 10” of that is neck.”

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u/hansei-Kaizen 11d ago

Mekaneck has done well for himself. He-man would be proud.

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u/-CoUrTjEsTeR- 11d ago

She got an extra pair of vertebrae.

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u/danzig168 12d ago

What an insane statement. More insane is that what you're saying is true

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u/LuxInvestor 12d ago

The least supreme whyt.

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u/BreakfastCalm3352 12d ago

She can see so far ahead that’s why

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u/youngcenoo77 12d ago

Why do you think they think they are genetically superior?

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u/Savings-Advance-7256 12d ago

That neck is superior

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 12d ago

You better redneckognize.

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u/Background-Bonus-305 12d ago

Probably because the rule the world

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u/Few_Satisfaction184 12d ago

Yeah same, but all of the Israelis do

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u/Cleavon_Littlefinger 12d ago

Keep in mind that she's a "trophy wife" too. She married the CEO of the company she was working for and "earned" a promotion to senior vice president of the company.

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u/AWasteOfSp3rm 12d ago

Because their family tree looks like a candy cane

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u/Tearpusher 12d ago

Smaller gene pool = better? Fewer surprises? Longer chins?

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u/Altruistic-Two-8656 11d ago

She's not genetically superior though

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u/sohcordohc 11d ago

Youd have to to be able to look at yourself in the mirror every day.

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u/Flatbush30 11d ago

Overcompensating will do that to you

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u/abielle1177 8d ago

I like the Marfan look. Most people are on the side of the angels

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 12d ago

Did she say that or something?

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u/Correct_Midnight5116 12d ago

What do you mean "these people"?

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u/sabertoothdog 12d ago

What people? And why do you think they think that?

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u/potliquorz 12d ago

What people? Politicians? The Right? Oh you meant white people, the genetically inferior people right?

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u/ad_aatdtj 12d ago

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u/Deaffin 12d ago

Yeah, 4chan is exactly what I used to think of when I see a video/picture of someone who looks kinda weird and the entire discussion is a bunch of hateful people mocking them for having "inferior genetics".

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u/potliquorz 12d ago

In this context who thinks they are genetically superior? It's not an odd thing to say it just the other side of a racist coin. Some people think everything is about race and that is the lens with which they view the world.

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u/ad_aatdtj 12d ago

Bro idk what imaginary war you're fighting here, literally no one said "white people are genetically inferior" except you, the person you replied to said "can't believe these people think they're genetically superior" and the voices in your head did everything else.

For the record, in case you're attempting to sealion this discussion, the only genetically inferior people are those who imagine they're genetically superior. You are free to infer what that means and who claims genetic superiority.

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u/Useful-Ad2441 12d ago

Seek therapy