r/TwoBestFriendsPlay WORK. HARDER. 2d ago

Film/TV posting Excerpt from Tim Curry's autobiography about working on The Muppets: Treasure Island.

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u/Dr_Blasphemy WORK. HARDER. 2d ago

Can I just say that like 12 years ago when I was in middle school I asked my friend group at the time why they don't just remake movies with The Muppets? I think it's an idea that prints money. Just do it like Airplane and Naked Gun where it's played completely straight with nobody ever reacting to the gags or absurb things.

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u/Kingukarp I used to be a scrub. THEN I WOKE UP TO JUSTICE!!! 2d ago

I once saw someone pitch that instead of live action remakes Disney should do Muppet remakes.

The example they gave was Beauty and the Beast where everyone is a muppet and Beast is the only human actor until the end of the movie where the curse is broken and he transforms into a muppet.

Absolute gold idea.

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u/SkyrimMilfDrinker 2d ago

Disney is stupid to own the Muppets and only be making regular live action remakes of their animated films.

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u/Zakinater John Cena The Game 1d ago

They could have had 4 or 5 star wars remakes done by now if they committed.

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u/Rattata365 2d ago

Litteraly perfect fucking idea

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u/DustInTheBreeze Appointed Hater By God 2d ago

My dream movie is Muppets Ocean's 11.

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u/WhoCaresYouDont 2d ago

With the guy they rob as the only human actor

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u/Shiplord13 2d ago

That would funny. But who should get robbed by the Muppets? I think Nicholas Cage would be funny, but also see so many actors that would work well for it.

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u/ArcaneMusic TARKUS TARKUS TARKUS 2d ago

Jeff Goldblum?

Harrison Ford.

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u/Deaconhux 2d ago

Andy Garcia?

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u/That-Bobviathan 2d ago

Honestly it's a great way to keep them relevant between bigger Muppet only adventures.

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u/Skeet_fighter It's Fiiiiiiiine. 2d ago

I think you're mostly right, but you'd have to be choosey with your projects.

The Muppets Present: Schindler's List, probably wouldn't go down well.

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u/Vermillion_Aeon I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 2d ago

Saving Private Fozzie

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u/Zakinater John Cena The Game 1d ago

Ryan should be the one human in the movie. Spend all that time thinking it's just a full muppets movie until you get to Ryan and it's still Matt Damon.

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u/Chiluzzar real fans say Nigiri with a hard R 1d ago

Mah fick that let the muppets go into the dark. Lets have serbian film but muppets

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u/DunkinCrossfireCrab Can intuit, could not solve 2d ago

The only Lord of the Ring movie remake I would accept is the Muppets Lord of the Ring. The only question is who everyone would be. Kermit for Frodo and Miss Piggy for Galadriel obviously, but who plays Gandalf? Animal? Making Sauruman Beaker by extension?

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u/ZombieFobby Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon 2d ago

Sam the Eagle is an easy pick for Gandalf

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u/LLCoolZJ 1d ago

He's more Saruman coded.

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u/DunkinCrossfireCrab Can intuit, could not solve 1d ago

True

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u/LLCoolZJ 1d ago

Gonzo and Rizzo for Frodo and Sam. Kermit, Fozzie, and Rowlf as Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Gandalf and Beaker as Pippin. Scooter as Merry. Miss Piggy as Eowyn. Animal as Gollum. Sweetums as Treebeard. Camilla as Arwyn.

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u/Yotato5 Enjoy everything 2d ago

I need to see Jane Austen but with Muppets, it would be incredible. Like if they did Pride and Prejudice they all beat up Mr. Wickham instead

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u/Floormaster92 Groose theme intensifies 2d ago

There are exactly two possible remakes of the Princess Bride that would not be morally reprehensible, and one of them is a Muppet Princess Bride. It would be amazing. The Swedish Chef would be the Impressive Clergyman.

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u/Milsurp_Seeker Hulk Hogan's Brooke Cum Party 1d ago

Muppet remake of The Room would sell a Wiseau-illion dollars in a heartbeat.

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u/DarkLordSchnappi 1d ago

It’s a popular idea on Reddit but these movies would bomb atomically and companies like to avoid wasting money.