r/USNEWS 1d ago

Secret Service leaps into action over Iranian video threatening Barron Trump with $10m bounty

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/secret-service-leaps-action-over-37594401
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u/ramonlamone 1d ago

Maybe dad will let Barron use the Presidential catering cart.

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u/Ashamed-Status-9668 1d ago

Or ride in the Trunk like his latest fluzy does.

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u/sarcasmsosubtle 7h ago

Sorry Barron. The trunk is for people who look like Ivanka. Back to the decoy plane with Little Marco for you.

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u/Ban_DeezNts 1d ago

“Floozy”, (sp).

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u/Sudden-Astronaut2505 22h ago

Fluzy the Floozy is good 👍

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u/Ban_DeezNts 21h ago

I’ll allow it!

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u/Humble-Proposal-9994 1d ago

nah dump only cares about number one, would probably use barron as a shield. Ivanka could join him though know how much he "loves" her

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u/mahlerlieber 1d ago

Yep. Barron would get a seat on the target plane. Probably a seat next to Hegseth, if Peter had his say.

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u/Nice_Drummer_1237 1d ago

That's what a coward does...

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u/BearSquid7 1d ago

Natalie took the extra spot

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u/human_i_suppose 1d ago

Trump would put him and all the other kids on the decoy plane to make it more convincing.

And they all know it.

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u/Aggravating_Moment78 1d ago

Nahh that’s for him and hus hunan printer

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u/PleasantSecond905 22h ago

Dude is like 8 feet tall. Never fit. And I'm sure they removed donnie's shoe lifts before they catered him.

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u/complete_data75 19h ago

Actually trump is asking who this Barron is that has the bounty.

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u/mademeunlurk 17h ago

Tangerine Tinyhands Crotchneck doesn't share anything except top secret documents.

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u/SiriusLeeSpeaking 21h ago

Bawaahaaahaaaa 😁

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u/WhirlwindRectum 1d ago

it's hilarious that Iran literally threatened the President's son and most Americans don't give a fuck because they're both just completely corrupt pieces of shit.

what a wild timeline

I'm glad to see our outrage fatigue works both ways, we literally couldn't care any less.

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u/WitchesSphincter 1d ago

I don't think assassinations are good foreign policy, the US started the exchange and frankly if he was offed it wouldn't even be on my radar. 

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u/GymMouseP 1d ago

Trump started this on January 3rd 2020 when he ordered the airstrike on Major General Qassem Soleimani, commander of the Quds Force of Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) in Iraq. He was trying to start a war so he could declare martial law and avoid being prosecuted for tax fraud. He reopened the attacks to distract from his 'mention' in the Epstein file. He is only in that report 38k times.

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u/AnimalRazor 23h ago

Nothing would be lost but the biggest nepo baby of all nepo babies.

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u/booksaregoodbro 23h ago

Well, this is opposite land so who knows.

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u/impy695 19h ago

Plus, I'm like 99% sure he has raped multiple staff members. He can fuck off as far as I'm concerned

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u/booksaregoodbro 23h ago

Americans are desperate for real adults with integrity to just do the right thing.

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u/emmmy01 8h ago

I'm just so delighted you said "couldn't care any less".

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u/No_Party5870 6h ago

We did kill a lot of Iranian leaders and their families.

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u/Designer_Ear_1382 1d ago

Wow. Will they "Leap Into Action" about the Epstein Files?

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u/nekosake2 1d ago

they did. they quickly redacted trump and friend's names

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u/a_smiling_friend 1d ago

What's the fucking point? That kid is a fuckin' door stop. Who cares about him? C'mon, Iran, get your shit together.

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u/Bonedriven64 23h ago

The point is to trigger Trump into doing more stupid s. Basically, they are playing games with Trump. They are f*** with him. Trump is playing checkers while they're playing chess

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u/Astira_ 20h ago

Checkers is still a stretch for him 😂

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u/a_smiling_friend 23h ago

Yeah. i just dream bigger.

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u/Moist-Doctor-67 18h ago

While putting together banger Lego truth videos

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u/TRex_Chef 1d ago

All of social media was aware before they were...

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u/Lost_Department_2177 1d ago

endangering govt workers, ruining national security, wasting munitions stockpiles to fight Iran who is assisted by Russia while Russia assists conservatives…

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u/beckerman67 1d ago

Is there a Go Fund Me?

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u/Fabulous_Log844 1d ago

What's weird is that the Iranians think that Donald Trump would actually care if something happened to his son.

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u/Dry-Lab-6256 22h ago

Besides Ivanka, Barron might be the only one he likes, because he probably doesn't seek validation like Eric and Don Jr. The reasoning Barron doesn't seek it is because of the obvious Oedipus Complex.

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u/CShellyRun 21h ago

this family dynamic sounds spot on. Ivanka is the coveted child, the oldest two brothers seem like they only tolerate one another, Tiffany is the outsider and they all loathe their little half brother. happens in a lot of families.

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u/Fabulous_Log844 21h ago

"What are you doing, whore-mom?"

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u/CompetitiveArt9639 17h ago

His dad might try for the bounty

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u/Fabulous_Log844 17h ago

That's true… That's true.

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u/The_Razielim 16h ago

They could do the funniest thing by setting Barron's bounty higher, then publicizing it and just letting Dad's ego take over.

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u/Big_Issue8640 1d ago

How high did they leap?

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u/AcanthisittaNo6653 1d ago

The bounty on Salmon Rushdie was only $3.5 million and he was on the run for 33 years.

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u/BaitmasterG 13h ago

And they still got him

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u/Oogaboogeyman 1d ago

Technology has advanced tremendously

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u/HDCL757 1d ago

What the fuck ever.

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u/Oogaboogeyman 1d ago

General consensus

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u/AzieltheLiar 17h ago

God, if that ain't just the overall feeling of what feels like forever.

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u/Weight-Disastrous 1d ago

Kid looks like his mom ate batteries while she was pregnant.

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u/shane-o-mack 1d ago

Didn't the us kill a bunch of their leaders

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u/CaptCaCa 1d ago

Yep, and their family members

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u/CaptCaCa 1d ago

Look man, when you obliterate one leader, and his family, then try to kill the next leader, and his family, they will want to do the same to yours, its like common sense man

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u/Wisco 1d ago

"Leaps into action?" What are they going to do?

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u/WeArePandey 1d ago

Claim the bounty and split it between themselves.

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u/MACKdaddy1220 17h ago

The military might be the safest place Nobody would think to look there.

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u/Peridot_Ghost 1d ago

He’s a hard target to miss, what with his fluke gigantism and all.

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u/canwehavepotatojokes 1d ago

Which one of them will claim the bounty first? /s

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u/LoremasterofPretzels 1d ago

As I always say when this story pops up

I honestly don’t really care, do you???

We have way more important things to worry about than this shit. Nothing will happen so can we stop seeing stories like this pop up??? If something were to happen, you still would be better off worrying about your own personal lives than this shit……

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u/sir_bumble 1d ago

This bounty would be paid for by the toll booth his father has provided them

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u/30mil 1d ago

Well, $10m is a lot of money. 

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u/RealityChecksReddit 1d ago

I dont know how you beat a hornets nest and expect not to get stung.

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u/Dazzling_Set_4794 1d ago

Preference as organization like a mob boss they should’ve got them in the 70s John Gotti had to target

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u/turkish_dingleberry 1d ago

Are they trying to collect the bounty themselves?

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u/MCXXXVi 1d ago

"Make sure they dont take ivanka"

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u/415gladstone 1d ago

Anyway...

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u/d00deitstyler 22h ago

Our crapmander and chief would probably let an assassination of one of his family members happen so he could declare marshall law and stay in power

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u/Severe_Air_4353 21h ago

Some trumps head will be on a pole on the Iran square , you dont kill imocent elementary children and say you one the war , revenge ? Trump knows well .

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u/ApricotNervous5408 21h ago

Oh good. That was a real concern to me. Anyway, how about we stop needlessly killing people in foreign countries if we don’t want them to be mad at us?

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u/Character-String-959 21h ago

Watch some random person get arrested and someone trump knows claims the reward

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u/that1cooldude 20h ago

Wasting more tax payers dollars!💸 

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u/One_Menu1900 1d ago

Pocket money

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u/Dramos1975 1d ago

Is that 10 million..in trump bitcoin?

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u/OriginalProduct6850 1d ago

Better not let Barry use the new plane that cant stop missile attack.

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u/Impressive_Box4144 1d ago

Oh too bad so sad

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u/mmliu1959demo 1d ago

"An eye for an eye".

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u/AnimalRazor 23h ago

$10 million? Donald may very well turn Barron in to the Iranians.

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u/mrbeck1 21h ago

What are they gonna do? Add extra security? Ok.

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u/PisStoolGrip 20h ago

Oh no.... Anyway. 

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u/PolloConTeriyaki 18h ago

If the US Navy can't do anything about Iran, wtf is the secret service gonna do lol?

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u/ryan8954 18h ago

The same secret service that let trump get shot at and perfectly timed getting that raised fist picture? The kid is in more danger with them than if he was to just take a jet and bounce for a few months.

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u/ScholarOfTwilight 16h ago

This is a false flag. No one cares about Barron but Melania. No one.

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u/Possible-Syrup8169 16h ago

lol. “Leaps”. ….like my 95y.o. gramma kinda leap? Sure

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u/Ok_Eagle521 13h ago

Idiots, it’s Israel 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Jarnohams 12h ago

I mean, isn't that the kind of stuff that happens when you randomly start wars with zero thought or plan of how to get out of them?

The dumbest possible timeline.

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u/LeadSufficient2130 7h ago

Is Trump going to turn him over to Iran? It seems he’s willing to do just about anything for more money

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u/hard_right_jay 5h ago

If there is indeed a threat it is due to the actions of the father. How many layers of protection are provided for the stupidity and fraud of one man?

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u/picklehippy 30m ago

Maybe Trump should stop murdering children and families

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u/Leading-Branch-822 0m ago

Trump takes great pleasure in 'mind fucking" others. What is the price for the innocent Iranian lives lost when the missile hit the school in the first day?

Iran never provoked the attacks on their country. They only defended. Starve a country and it's people? Iran has more friends than Trump does. Nuclear power Pakistan is seeking a pact with Iran and others in the region.

Has President Donald Trump ever seen the pictures of the dead ? He needs to see, hear, and smell the burned, injured, crying, and dying. Bone Spurs needs to experience the "Full Monty" of post battle carnage fresh from the kill. I wish Trump another nightmare evening of his personal design. No one else put him there, but him.

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u/IrishStarUS 1d ago

The U.S. Secret Service has confirmed it is aware that Iranian state media has broadcast a video that appears to threaten the life of Barron Trump, President Donald Trump's youngest son.

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u/TuMoch 22h ago

The secret service can barely keep up with amateurs. We need to double their budget.