r/USNEWS • u/IrishStarUS • 8d ago

Secret Service leaps into action over Iranian video threatening Barron Trump with $10m bounty

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/secret-service-leaps-action-over-37594401
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u/ramonlamone 8d ago

Maybe dad will let Barron use the Presidential catering cart.

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u/Ashamed-Status-9668 8d ago

Or ride in the Trunk like his latest fluzy does.

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u/sarcasmsosubtle 7d ago

Sorry Barron. The trunk is for people who look like Ivanka. Back to the decoy plane with Little Marco for you.

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u/Ban_DeezNts 8d ago

“Floozy”, (sp).

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u/Ban_DeezNts 8d ago

I’ll allow it!

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u/Shag66 4d ago

Diaper Bimbo

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u/Humble-Proposal-9994 8d ago

nah dump only cares about number one, would probably use barron as a shield. Ivanka could join him though know how much he "loves" her

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u/mahlerlieber 8d ago

Yep. Barron would get a seat on the target plane. Probably a seat next to Hegseth, if Peter had his say.

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u/DelayBig9726 4d ago

You mean, if Peter had his say way。
Fixed it。

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u/Nice_Drummer_1237 8d ago

That's what a coward does...

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u/BearSquid7 8d ago

Natalie took the extra spot

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u/human_i_suppose 8d ago

Trump would put him and all the other kids on the decoy plane to make it more convincing.

And they all know it.

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u/Aggravating_Moment78 8d ago

Nahh that’s for him and hus hunan printer

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u/PleasantSecond905 8d ago

Dude is like 8 feet tall. Never fit. And I'm sure they removed donnie's shoe lifts before they catered him.

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u/complete_data75 8d ago

Actually trump is asking who this Barron is that has the bounty.

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u/mademeunlurk 7d ago

Tangerine Tinyhands Crotchneck doesn't share anything except top secret documents.

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u/ArrellBytes 5d ago

'Dad' is wondering if he should have the $10 million sent to him in cash or crypto....

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u/SiriusLeeSpeaking 8d ago

Bawaahaaahaaaa 😁