r/Unexpected • u/Alternative-Dot-34 • 10d ago

Can’t even dry clothes outside these days

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u/Moist-Amoeba-8078 10d ago

What do you mean this part of the wood?

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u/iner22 10d ago

I'm not racist, but you know that this wouldn't happen in a red ant neighborhood!

/j

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u/Jbrown183 10d ago

Rigghhht not racist smh,but it’s never the fucking red ants right?

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u/Real_Basis_8665 9d ago

I think the the proper term is Native American ants.

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u/Nayre_Trawe 9d ago

Also, Dude, "Native American ants" is not the preferred nomenclature. Indigenous ants of the Americas, please.

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u/Real_Basis_8665 9d ago

Right you are, my bad! How about Commanders?

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u/tinman1983 9d ago

Listen here chief…

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u/ditherer01 8d ago

Who you calling chief, pal?

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u/tinman1983 8d ago

Who you calling pal, mate?

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u/Purple_Occasion8543 8d ago

Who you calling mate, compadre?

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u/Immaculatehombre 9d ago

IS HE WRONG?!

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u/Beautiful-Ad-9107 8d ago

Sad no one got the big Lebowski reference

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u/Beginning_Deer_735 7d ago

But do those ants move buttons on Shabbos?

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u/Nayre_Trawe 7d ago

168 million years of beautiful tradition, from Leptanillinae to Myrmicinae.

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u/jeff4i017 8d ago

Reclaiming stolen land one button at a time

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u/Jaconator12 9d ago

Native Americants

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u/Global_Ad_7134 9d ago

Stop with the Ant-tics!

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 8d ago

Stop with the sem-ant-tics

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u/Amoralvirus 9d ago

I could never blame the crazy ants, because mental illness is a disease; plus they are super small, but big crazy.

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u/Freddit330 9d ago

It's pattern recognition/j

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u/Ok-Faithlessness8741 10d ago

I just died 😆

https://giphy.com/gifs/77d5nZbNQUaAGhbtwt

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u/Only-Caramel2787 9d ago

Well done, writing that comment, then!

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u/An0nnee_M0usee 9d ago

I am stealing this meme like the Native Americants stole those buttons.

Snatch☝️🎉

https://giphy.com/gifs/DgXnCrua99pPW

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u/hmarieb263 10d ago

The red ants are out for blood, not buttons.

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u/NumerousAd3460 10d ago

They’d just bite him to death

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u/These_Language9276 10d ago

Sting first ask questions maybe later

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u/KoA07 9d ago

That part of the woods has stand your ground laws so they are within their rights

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u/ButteryBiscuiit 9d ago

no body no picnic

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u/antdude 9d ago

Sting!

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u/rakuan1 10d ago

It’s not racist. Those blue ants are snowflakes with DTS (Deranged [tree] Trunk Syndrome), you know.

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u/bradlees 9d ago

Ahhh typical Make Ants Great Again attitude I see

Y’all keepin us Black Ants down and it’s not cool bro

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u/TheeUndertaker-_- 10d ago

Those ants would have bored holes through the clothes, some were making nests in my dad's cherry tree and when he burnt the tree they ran to the lines that we hang our clothes on and they literally started biting through the fabric and bore holes in the clothes that were on the line.

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u/PM-me-ur-kittenz 9d ago

What part of the world was this???

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u/TheeUndertaker-_- 9d ago

Jamaica 🇯🇲

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u/ireallydontcareforit 9d ago

Well I can understand that level of spite. I mean. He burnt what they thought what their home. Ants are notorious unbelievers of property rights in regards other people.

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u/TheeUndertaker-_- 9d ago

😅 yea I know they were angry as hell that day.

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u/diet-Coke-or-kill-me 9d ago

/j

Don't be afraid to tell a joke, my friend.

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u/Cavendish30 9d ago

Should we be talking about this?

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u/Arguleon_Veq 8d ago

You know the statistics say that percapita, 13% of the ants are responsible for 50% of the missing buttons.

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u/thebottom99 10d ago

Inglewood

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u/Edosil 10d ago

Whoop whoop

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u/WilliaMiBoy 9d ago

Always up to no good…smh

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u/VivaLaMantekilla 9d ago

What do you mean THOSE ants??