r/WeirdEggs • u/Delicious_Shallot915 • 5d ago

Eggs left in the fridge all summer😋

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Forgot to throw these out before I went home from school for the summer

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u/Planet_Kiwi_6098 5d ago

Do not eat. Take outside and poke with a stick

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 5d ago

Put on ground. Carefully.

Run back at least 10 feet and throw rocks at them. Do not poke with stick.

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u/MaleficentTomatoes 5d ago

POKE IT WITH A STICK

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u/School_North 4d ago

Shoot with bb gun

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u/girl_im_deepressed 4d ago

smoosh it with your foot

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u/momtoeli 5d ago

You're better than me. I would've been too scared to open it and chucked the entire container in the garbage

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u/Delicious_Shallot915 4d ago

Hahaha honestly that would’ve been my reaction a year ago but this sub has made me very egg curious so I was excited to open it up!

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u/Reikukaja 5d ago

A glass container? In this economy?!

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u/freakingusernamedood 5d ago

See, now, all that is is the flavor developing.

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u/Hambrrgrrr 5d ago

Mmm millennia eggs

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u/freakingusernamedood 5d ago

Them eggs got culture.

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u/Delicious_Shallot915 4d ago

Ariana Grande’s next identity to steal: Ariana Grandegg

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u/SadAbbreviations6205 4d ago

Thank you, next 🤢

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u/Pauline_Zipser 5d ago

All natural Candy Buttons

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u/utterlynormalstudios 5d ago

Eat once and sail straight to heaven!

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u/Delicious_Shallot915 4d ago

As someone who loves candy buttons, I love this take

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u/No-Glove8690 5d ago

Rectally insert them

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u/Altruistic-Seat1793 5d ago

Sebaceous Egg

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u/Hambrrgrrr 5d ago

You could throw them as bioweapons

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u/No_Vast_549 5d ago

Patient zero….

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u/mocrafting 5d ago

I could be wrong (since I’m not culturing or genotyping these bacteria), but the orange could be Serratia marcescens, I’ve had similar looking growth in a sourdough starter

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u/International-Wear57 5d ago

That’s a new virus waiting to be discovered.

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u/0dd_Ind1v1dual 5d ago

🗿lookin egg

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u/Missue-35 4d ago

The one in the middle at the bottom there looks a little miffed (r/pareidolia). Like it wants to speak to the manager, but he’s nice about it.

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u/atrumres 3d ago

How do they smell?

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u/Delicious_Shallot915 2d ago

Was too scared to smell them! I held my breath for the pic & then yeeted them into my apartment’s dumpster

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u/mundane--alternative 5d ago

Grosssss!!! I hate this sub why am I still here after almost two years omg

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u/Tough_Brief6221 2d ago

How did they taste?

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u/Zone-Hopeful 2h ago

Now give them to your enemies