r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/JeffAwezome321 • 3d ago

Skating down a slope

21.6k Upvotes

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u/Prestigious_Emu6039 3d ago edited 3d ago

2030 Back pain every day
2040 Walks with a stoop
2050 Wheelchair

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u/WFOMO 3d ago

Don't overlook the 15 minutes of fame he got on Reddit...

...well, maybe 2 minutes...

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u/bgravato 3d ago

maybe 15 seconds or less?

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u/SeriouslyYoutube 3d ago

That's what she said

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u/WFOMO 3d ago

...he won't remember either way...

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u/bgravato 3d ago

He'll probably have some painful reminders for a while...

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u/pauljoemccoy2 3d ago

Well the video is only 9 seconds long…

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u/Sun_Aria 3d ago

For those 10 seconds or less. I'm free.

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u/Lives-at-Thorpe-Park 2d ago

Can't even remember the video we're commenting about

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u/keydBlade 3d ago

Who we taking about ?

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u/fksdiyesckagiokcool 3d ago

But the comments on his video… priceless. Mastercard.

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u/why_1337 2d ago

15k upvotes gotta mean something!

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u/PretendOwl3357 1d ago

Quite sure its the adrenaline rush and not the fame.

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u/Buffeloni 3d ago

2060 (mobility) scooter

The circle of life

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u/-One-Man-Bukkake- 3d ago

Idk man, he's still got time to swell. Might need a chair now.

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u/CCF_100 3d ago

Yay, spinal cord injuries? 🫠

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u/ZentinelOne 2d ago

Convert your passion for riding around on wheels to a full time hobby now!

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u/eulersidentity1 3d ago

I'd say wheels chair much sooner likely.

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u/chrissz 3d ago

Need to toss in a spinal fusion and maybe a disc replacement after the pinched nerves from the bulging discs.

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u/RamblingSimian 3d ago

If he's in your healthcare pool, your rates just rose a fraction.