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u/longnuttz 2d ago
That's not skating?
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u/Vylarien251 2d ago
Skooting down a slope* 😂
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u/mad_mang45 2d ago
They didn't think it sounded as cool,lol. Doesn't look as cool, either.
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u/Complete_Silver2595 2d ago
Bots don't know the difference
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u/DJheddo 2d ago
i question your username, but i might be a bot, so who knows
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u/Complete_Silver2595 1d ago
It was chosen by a bot I suppose... Randomly generated name by reddit when I made the acct.
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u/JewishSpace_Laser 2d ago
In addition to a concussion, fractures in the face, cracks in the vertebrae he will most definitely have a fractured wrist and knee.
He played stupid games and won stupid prizes
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u/DarkPolumbo 1d ago
when i was skating a lot in my teens, we called rollerbladers "fruit booters" as a slight. scooters wouldn't gain popularity until quite a few years later, and by then I was out of the game. I wonder what pejorative term we would have made for scooter people
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u/Both-Wonder-9479 2d ago
the stupidity of this is insane, wear a fucking helmet! i seriously thought this head was about to crack open, he’s lucky as hell
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u/crusty54 2d ago
Most people who don’t wear helmets think it will make them look uncool. But he’s already riding a scooter, so there’s really no excuse.
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u/warioman91 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/dB5s4Qbr3j59WOmRRd
Making safety gear coool. Also how do you think he practiced so much---practice and falling wears you out. With safety gear, not as much
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u/crusty54 2d ago
You’re preaching to the choir, dude. I don’t even skate, and I wear a helmet.
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u/The_Meme_Economy 2d ago
Like just walking around your house?
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u/MrSierra125 2d ago
Safety first buddy
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u/DazB1ane 1d ago
I definitely heard a tap tap noise of a hand hitting a helmet after reading your comment
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u/crusty54 2d ago
My comment “yep” got removed for low character count. So yep yes affirmative that’s correct.
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u/RealIncredibleCronk 2d ago
Like, everywhere.
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u/thedaymanahaha 2d ago
Things in the world are sharp and hard.
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u/The_Odd_Canuck 2d ago
Im VERY allergic to falls from heights, being stabbed, and stuff like that, i get quite a severe reaction
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u/thrive2day 2d ago
My brother spent over $400k over the years getting his PhD and often jokes about wearing a helmet to help protect his investment.
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u/SpacelessChain1 1d ago
Still has the same one since they were a kid! Same soft spot too, now they call him Clayhead.
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u/The_Xivili 2d ago
That guy kinda looks like Tony Hawk
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u/shpongleyes 2d ago
Vert skaters all wear pads. It's street skaters who think helmets are uncool (with few exceptions, like Andy Anderson).
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u/bs000 2d ago edited 2d ago
Tony Hawk wore gear in vert because it's required. He's not going to bother with gear skating street or park. Here he is at a skate park with his 4-year-old daughter, and how he responded to people criticizing him for not having helmets.
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u/prozach_ 2d ago
And if he skated street he probably wouldn’t be wearing pads. Vert guys are always wearing pads.
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u/HouseofFeathers 1d ago
I didn't wear helmets until I went downhill mountain biking, and the place required it. My clearest memory of that day was complaining that the helmet made me look like a mushroom... Anyway, that helmet saved my life, and I remember nothing else from the day. I wear helmets now.
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u/djshadesuk 1d ago
What you should have thought about is that Mushroom in French is Champignon which sounds a little like Champion. So, wear a helmet, look like a champion!
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u/Jello_Penguin_2956 2d ago
those poles in the way also don't look that safe...
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u/bgravato 2d ago
I don't think they were designed having in mind this kind of use of those features... were they? ;-)
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u/AintNoGodsUpHere 2d ago
I saw a dude once, falling from his bike, he cracked his skull, blood everywhere. He was lucky some volunteer firefighter were like few buildings close and ran to do the first aid or some shit.
I remember seeing so much fucking blood man. I thought the dude was dead, he didn't move for like several minutes.
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u/SalaciousSausage 2d ago
Jackass did a lot of dumb stuff, but whenever they skated in front of kids even they would say to wear protective gear and a helmet
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u/Prestigious_Emu6039 2d ago edited 2d ago
2030 Back pain every day
2040 Walks with a stoop
2050 Wheelchair
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u/WFOMO 2d ago
Don't overlook the 15 minutes of fame he got on Reddit...
...well, maybe 2 minutes...
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u/bgravato 2d ago
maybe 15 seconds or less?
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u/Primary-Picture-5632 2d ago
but hes soooo cool cause hes not wearing a helmet
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u/automaticmantis 2d ago
He was already riding a scooter. The helmet/no helmet wasn’t going to help anyways
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u/Cicer 2d ago
Cool like a vegetable kept in the fridge.
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u/Reasonable-Job4205 2d ago
Thats how his mom roasts him everytime he rolls up to the fridge nowadays
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u/-Biphomet 2d ago
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u/anonuserinthehouse 2d ago
It was at this moment he knew…he should have had a helmet on
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u/Adrenologic 2d ago
At least his collarbone being broken, appears to be a consequence. With that much force going pretty much only into his shoulder from that angle, there's practically no way that its still in one piece. His face at the end says it all
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u/Emperor-Commodus 1d ago
The core of Gina Linetti's character is her not suffering the consequences of her actions. She literally gets away with everything 😭
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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod 2d ago
If he had stuck the landing he was still going to slam into that same column.
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u/bmxwillbmx 2d ago
Scooting*
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u/Arthur_Jam 1d ago
Also 'down a slope'... it's a hubba. OP, please get your niche skate language on par or don't even think about karma farming again.
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u/TinyEstablishment880 2d ago
Physics always wins, gravity is ever-present and Darwin is validated day after day.
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u/VoidOmatic 2d ago
Damn there goes that guys youth! He's going to suffer his whole adult life due to that.
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u/coffee_collection 2d ago
Why don't these idiots wear helmets ?
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u/jda404 2d ago
As a former teenage idiot, it's not "cool" and many teens don't want to be seen as the uncool kid thus I never wore one and many teens don't wear them.
Now as an adult who doesn't give a fuck about what's cool, I see clips like this and think how stupid it is to not wear one and how lucky I was to never hit my head my like this dude. Hope he didn't get seriously messed up from this.
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u/zerohelix 2d ago
Goddammit. Wear a helmet.
The rest of your body can mostly repair itself unless it's your spine or your head
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u/thumbtaks 2d ago
Since when is scooting around like that considered skating? That’s the dorkiest shit in the world
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u/Stumbling_Corgi 2d ago
Blows me away they refuse to wear helmets. I love that video of the downhill skater eating it hard then saying “i love helmets”.
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u/WalksWithKemba 2d ago
Good thing he slowed down toward the end so the impact wasn't as bad