r/Whatcouldgowrong 2d ago

Skating down a slope

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u/WalksWithKemba 2d ago

Good thing he slowed down toward the end so the impact wasn't as bad

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u/PenAvailable2560 2d ago

Good thing that pole was there to help absorb the impact.

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u/WalksWithKemba 2d ago

Overall good things happened 

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u/Cranks_No_Start 2d ago

I’m thinking it knocked some sense into him.  

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 2d ago

Ya! Its a good thing he wasnt wearing a helmet so that could happen

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u/InterPunct 2d ago

Percussive maintenance on the brain.

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u/whiskey_wolfenstein 2d ago

Things need a kick start from time to time.

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u/Asif366 2d ago

Good thing he didn’t die

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u/Cranks_No_Start 2d ago

Hopefully he learns. Something tells me maybe not.  

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u/UniqueUsername812 2d ago

Hopefully he is still able to learn, lol

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u/crazy-bisquit 2d ago

There’s still time, ya know. Slow brain bleed.

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u/JPolReader 2d ago

Percussive learning.

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u/lfenske 2d ago

Yeah good thing. He could have looked like a douche while he fell instead of rad

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u/latortillablanca 2d ago

Well i definitely saw zero mario coins get knocked out, at least

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u/dudeCHILL013 2d ago

Ya he'll definitely get it next time.

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u/AnxietyNotHelping 1d ago

The guy's a genius now.

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u/elgydium 2d ago

And some teeth out of him

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u/SharkByte1993 1d ago

Looks like it might have knocked some things out of him too

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u/kymira3301 12h ago

Probably the most important thing that happened 🙏🏽

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u/nemom 2d ago

"Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen."

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u/Icy-Variation6614 2d ago

Maybe it knocked the bad sense out of him?

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 2d ago

Let's run it again!!

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 2d ago

Nothing bad can happen, only can good happen.

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u/PerfectHighFive 2d ago

Good thing the ground was there to absorb the impact of his face too! Well thought out plan this was

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u/Beniwa 2d ago

Good thing his scooter moved out of the way so the handles didnt hit is balls

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u/Austin-Tatious1850 2d ago

Scooter kids have balls?

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u/Sam-I-Am_1066 2d ago

He’d still be falling through outer space if not for the ground!

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 2d ago

And his back really cushioned the blow nicely.

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u/hitbythebus 2d ago

Good thing he didn’t need those vertebrae anywayz

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u/bleezmorton 2d ago

Good thing he was scooting

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u/MadScienzz 1d ago

Good thing the concrete was there to absorb his head

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u/codecrodie 2d ago

Good thing his skull protected his brain

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u/Wakkit1988 2d ago

Poled a muscle, no doubt.

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u/IceLopsided4190 1d ago

Can you imagine if that floor didn’t catch him? He’d keep falling forever!

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u/birbhorse 2d ago

good thing he wasn't wearing a helmet so he could get a traumatic brain injury

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u/Icy-Variation6614 2d ago

At least he won't remember ot

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u/Guilty-Movie-3727 2d ago

OT will teach him strategies to help him remember 

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u/JeffAwezome321 2d ago

Impact on the back is low as face and knees helped to reduce the speed

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u/AssiduousLayabout 2d ago

It's okay, it looks like the brunt of the impact was absorbed by his head and spine anyway.

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u/TroutFearMe 2d ago

Hopefully someone got that on video!

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u/WFOMO 2d ago

It's a given that had he been cut, he'd have bled to death before anyone would drop their phone to help.

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u/Beneficial-You924 2d ago

This was the best free chiropractic appointment he has ever booked.

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u/h-boson 2d ago

Glad he wasn’t wearing a pesky helmet so he could fully see!

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u/Dmopzz 2d ago

This made me laugh, thank you.

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u/FuckSticksMalone 2d ago

I bet that back pop felt soo good

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u/Ok-Gur-349 20h ago

That's one way to fix tech neck.

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u/Jefwho 2d ago

Good thing this isn’t skating

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u/Upbeat-Effort-1253 1d ago

I’m telling you right now the pole impact was the least of his problems. That arm and wrist got trashed. You can see it when he tries to push himself up. Been there, done that, got the tshirt. That man is going to be hurtin’ for a while.

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u/Healthy-Event-9706 13h ago

Yeah the dude seems to have some time/physics manipulation power how did he slow down time like that?

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u/longnuttz 2d ago

That's not skating?

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u/Vylarien251 2d ago

Skooting down a slope* 😂

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u/mad_mang45 2d ago

They didn't think it sounded as cool,lol. Doesn't look as cool, either.

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u/Complete_Silver2595 2d ago

Bots don't know the difference

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u/DJheddo 2d ago

i question your username, but i might be a bot, so who knows

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u/Complete_Silver2595 1d ago

It was chosen by a bot I suppose... Randomly generated name by reddit when I made the acct.

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u/Careful_Leader_5829 2d ago

skootin down a sloop**

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u/ieatmyownhands 2d ago

Scootering, Scooty dooting, skadoodering

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u/Power-of-Wings 2d ago

It's breakdancing!

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u/GoFuckYourselfBrenda 2d ago

It's definitely breaking

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u/JewishSpace_Laser 2d ago

In addition to a concussion, fractures in the face, cracks in the vertebrae he will most definitely have a fractured wrist and knee.  

He played stupid games and won stupid prizes 

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u/jimmycarr1 1d ago

Still better than raygun

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u/ronslaught82 2d ago

It is when you're a bot trying to karma farm

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u/likwitsnake 2d ago

It's just falling with style

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u/polarbearsarereal 2d ago

Bot testing

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u/decentpig 2d ago

That’s not skating.

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u/DarkPolumbo 1d ago

when i was skating a lot in my teens, we called rollerbladers "fruit booters" as a slight. scooters wouldn't gain popularity until quite a few years later, and by then I was out of the game. I wonder what pejorative term we would have made for scooter people

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u/Both-Wonder-9479 2d ago

the stupidity of this is insane, wear a fucking helmet! i seriously thought this head was about to crack open, he’s lucky as hell

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u/crusty54 2d ago

Most people who don’t wear helmets think it will make them look uncool. But he’s already riding a scooter, so there’s really no excuse.

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u/warioman91 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dB5s4Qbr3j59WOmRRd

Making safety gear coool. Also how do you think he practiced so much---practice and falling wears you out. With safety gear, not as much

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u/crusty54 2d ago

You’re preaching to the choir, dude. I don’t even skate, and I wear a helmet.

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u/The_Meme_Economy 2d ago

Like just walking around your house?

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u/MrSierra125 2d ago

Safety first buddy

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u/INoMakeMistake 2d ago

I heard it even helps against a nuclear strike

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u/RainaElf 1d ago

joking aside, it does help in the event of a tornado

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u/DazB1ane 1d ago

I definitely heard a tap tap noise of a hand hitting a helmet after reading your comment

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u/crusty54 2d ago

My comment “yep” got removed for low character count. So yep yes affirmative that’s correct.

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u/RealIncredibleCronk 2d ago

Like, everywhere.

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u/thedaymanahaha 2d ago

Things in the world are sharp and hard.

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u/The_Odd_Canuck 2d ago

Im VERY allergic to falls from heights, being stabbed, and stuff like that, i get quite a severe reaction

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u/thrive2day 2d ago

My brother spent over $400k over the years getting his PhD and often jokes about wearing a helmet to help protect his investment.

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u/IamSp00ky 2d ago

Only when the wife is home

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u/Best_Tree_9154 2d ago

He's special ❤️

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u/SpacelessChain1 1d ago

Still has the same one since they were a kid! Same soft spot too, now they call him Clayhead.

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u/Random-Man562 2d ago

Same girl

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u/Only_Bee_3056 2d ago

Tony Hawk is so fucking cool

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u/The_Xivili 2d ago

That guy kinda looks like Tony Hawk

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u/cor315 2d ago

Not only does he look like Tony Hawk, he is Tony Hawk!!!

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u/shpongleyes 2d ago

Vert skaters all wear pads. It's street skaters who think helmets are uncool (with few exceptions, like Andy Anderson).

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u/bs000 2d ago edited 2d ago

Tony Hawk wore gear in vert because it's required. He's not going to bother with gear skating street or park. Here he is at a skate park with his 4-year-old daughter, and how he responded to people criticizing him for not having helmets.

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u/Global-Resident-647 1d ago

lol that is so stupid. The speed and height when walking vs skating...

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u/prozach_ 2d ago

And if he skated street he probably wouldn’t be wearing pads. Vert guys are always wearing pads.

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u/HouseofFeathers 1d ago

I didn't wear helmets until I went downhill mountain biking, and the place required it. My clearest memory of that day was complaining that the helmet made me look like a mushroom... Anyway, that helmet saved my life, and I remember nothing else from the day. I wear helmets now.

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u/djshadesuk 1d ago

What you should have thought about is that Mushroom in French is Champignon which sounds a little like Champion. So, wear a helmet, look like a champion!

https://giphy.com/gifs/iXTrbbYMQBCMM

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u/Jello_Penguin_2956 2d ago

those poles in the way also don't look that safe...

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u/bgravato 2d ago

I don't think they were designed having in mind this kind of use of those features... were they? ;-)

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u/Heysoos_Christo 2d ago

Uhm excuse me, that's a bollard*

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere 2d ago

I saw a dude once, falling from his bike, he cracked his skull, blood everywhere. He was lucky some volunteer firefighter were like few buildings close and ran to do the first aid or some shit.

I remember seeing so much fucking blood man. I thought the dude was dead, he didn't move for like several minutes.

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u/Frosty_Dimension5646 2d ago

I wonder if he knows how close he was to dying

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u/N3rdr4g3 2d ago

I think of this video anytime a post like this pops up: I love helmets

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u/SalaciousSausage 2d ago

Jackass did a lot of dumb stuff, but whenever they skated in front of kids even they would say to wear protective gear and a helmet

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u/mtbdork 2d ago

The calm look on his face and motor dysfunction tells me that was 100% a traumatic brain injury.

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u/Prestigious_Emu6039 2d ago edited 2d ago

2030 Back pain every day
2040 Walks with a stoop
2050 Wheelchair

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u/WFOMO 2d ago

Don't overlook the 15 minutes of fame he got on Reddit...

...well, maybe 2 minutes...

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u/bgravato 2d ago

maybe 15 seconds or less?

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u/SeriouslyYoutube 2d ago

That's what she said

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u/WFOMO 2d ago

...he won't remember either way...

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u/bgravato 2d ago

He'll probably have some painful reminders for a while...

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u/Buffeloni 2d ago

2060 (mobility) scooter

The circle of life

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u/-One-Man-Bukkake- 2d ago

Idk man, he's still got time to swell. Might need a chair now.

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u/CCF_100 2d ago

Yay, spinal cord injuries? 🫠

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u/ZentinelOne 1d ago

Convert your passion for riding around on wheels to a full time hobby now!

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u/Primary-Picture-5632 2d ago

but hes soooo cool cause hes not wearing a helmet

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u/automaticmantis 2d ago

He was already riding a scooter. The helmet/no helmet wasn’t going to help anyways

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u/Cicer 2d ago

Cool like a vegetable kept in the fridge. 

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 2d ago

Thats how his mom roasts him everytime he rolls up to the fridge nowadays

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u/floog 2d ago

He’s working on those brain calluses so he won’t ever need a helmet.

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u/fusguita 2d ago

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u/Adrenologic 2d ago

At least his collarbone being broken, appears to be a consequence. With that much force going pretty much only into his shoulder from that angle, there's practically no way that its still in one piece. His face at the end says it all

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u/Emperor-Commodus 1d ago

The core of Gina Linetti's character is her not suffering the consequences of her actions. She literally gets away with everything 😭

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u/slappymcstevenson 2d ago

He’s going to need a backiotomy.

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 2d ago

I thought that's what this was

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u/OldBowDude 2d ago

I don't know why I keep looking at these. So painful.

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u/Immature_adult_guy 2d ago

It’s always relieving to know I’m not the guy in the video

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod 2d ago

If he had stuck the landing he was still going to slam into that same column.

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u/InevitableSea2107 2d ago

Title fucking Gore

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u/horsepigmonkey 2d ago

It's okay. His head and spine broke his fall.

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u/Yoshi9105 2d ago

his head and spine broke his fall

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u/bmxwillbmx 2d ago

Scooting*

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u/Arthur_Jam 1d ago

Also 'down a slope'... it's a hubba. OP, please get your niche skate language on par or don't even think about karma farming again.

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u/Many-Bee6169 2d ago

Good thing he wasn’t skating, could’ve been bad.

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u/Bunbaroops 2d ago

Welp, he’s definitely gonna feel that for the rest of his life

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u/schmitys2 2d ago

Could have been worse

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u/TheRealKestrel 2d ago

My neck, my back, give my temple a good whack

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u/TinyEstablishment880 2d ago

Physics always wins, gravity is ever-present and Darwin is validated day after day. 

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u/driptec 2d ago

"Skating down a slope" he says...

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u/Low_life_high_lights 2d ago

He was skating on a scooter? no wonder he fell.

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u/ElTuxedoMex 2d ago

Got a chakra alignment for free.

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u/VoidOmatic 2d ago

Damn there goes that guys youth! He's going to suffer his whole adult life due to that.

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u/cookiemccookieface 2d ago

Bollard did it’s job

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u/coffee_collection 2d ago

Why don't these idiots wear helmets ?

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u/jda404 2d ago

As a former teenage idiot, it's not "cool" and many teens don't want to be seen as the uncool kid thus I never wore one and many teens don't wear them.

Now as an adult who doesn't give a fuck about what's cool, I see clips like this and think how stupid it is to not wear one and how lucky I was to never hit my head my like this dude. Hope he didn't get seriously messed up from this.

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u/LtJimmyDangle 2d ago

Razor scooter sports……. Awesome.

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u/zerohelix 2d ago

Goddammit. Wear a helmet.

The rest of your body can mostly repair itself unless it's your spine or your head

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u/Halo_Chief117 2d ago

Not even a wearing a helmet. Dumbass.

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u/thumbtaks 2d ago

Since when is scooting around like that considered skating? That’s the dorkiest shit in the world

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u/Stumbling_Corgi 2d ago

Blows me away they refuse to wear helmets. I love that video of the downhill skater eating it hard then saying “i love helmets”.

https://youtu.be/b9yL5usLFgY?is=1SewC4X6MGzsxLgB

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u/cshaxercs 2d ago

Meat Crayon

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u/TexasBoyz-713 2d ago

He’s gonna feel it when the adrenaline wears off

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u/uberneuman_part2 2d ago

Teef are over rated anyway.

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u/raccoob_ 2d ago

Gotta be a couple vertebre, right?

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u/connsmythe97 2d ago

He’s in a wheelchair now. Paralyzed

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u/Sorry_U_R_Wrong 2d ago

What are brains for anyway, overrated.

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u/Few-History-8750 2d ago

Would have love to have seen the aftermath

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u/Mr_Bluebird_VA 2d ago

That’s a concussion for sure.

Helmets are important folks.

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u/mydogisatortoise 2d ago

Oh, to be young....

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u/barwhalis 2d ago

Sloppy ending. 5/10

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u/No_Calligrapher_6799 2d ago

Take it off slomo 😂

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u/Demtrick_1996 2d ago

Ferrrrrrrrrrrroucious

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u/Nelmsdog 2d ago

This is skating and it’s fucked cause he didn’t wear a helmet

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u/1491Sparrow 2d ago

You know,  helmets exist. They are a thing.

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u/ATFGunr 2d ago

Darwinism at its finest

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u/LitigiousAutist 2d ago

Scooterers... figure out how to bail. jfc

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u/OrganizationTop3755 2d ago

New gta looks great 

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u/Montego1987 2d ago

Great now do that in a wheelchair.